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TimBlaze 05-06-2008 02:22 PM

damn McDonalds is respecting the webmaster's diet
 
They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

Barefootsies 05-06-2008 02:23 PM

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Bryan G 05-06-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 14156690)
They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 05-06-2008 02:24 PM

You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

payd2purv 05-06-2008 02:27 PM

How the fuck can you work after eating that?

All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...

shermo 05-06-2008 03:16 PM

WOW... I'd die if I ate even 1 of those things, let alone 2!

BradM 05-06-2008 03:20 PM

BigMax = Life Fail.

blonda80 05-06-2008 03:26 PM

mc is cheaper there lol :1orglaugh

glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years

BradM 05-06-2008 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blonda80 (Post 14156936)
mc is cheaper there lol :1orglaugh

glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years

I messed up and had a big mac about 3 months ago. After a 3 year hiatus. It's so nasty!

Peaches 05-06-2008 03:26 PM

I've gotten hooked on those damn chipotle BBQ wraps they have - my sister had me try hers on the way to FL a couple of months ago and I pulled off at the next exit and bought myself one. 300 wasted calories :( But they are SOOOOO good.......

GAMEFINEST 05-06-2008 03:54 PM

big mac is craziiiie...

Martin 05-06-2008 04:10 PM

I fuck up a big mac from time to time.. Who wants to live forever anyway?

farkedup 05-06-2008 04:19 PM

you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.

D Ghost 05-06-2008 04:27 PM

hahahahaha lol

TimBlaze 05-06-2008 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14157109)
you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.

last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao :1orglaugh sucker

wargames 05-06-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 14156690)
They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Elli 05-06-2008 07:29 PM

What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?

natas 05-06-2008 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 14157452)
last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao :1orglaugh sucker

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh this thread rocks

Peaches 05-06-2008 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14157770)
What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?

Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

Spunky 05-06-2008 07:59 PM

I have a hard enough time eating one

Elli 05-06-2008 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14157791)
Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.

CDSmith 05-06-2008 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14156707)
How the fuck can you work after eating that?

All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...

They've apparently got you covered on that too...


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Peaches 05-06-2008 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14157842)
I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.

4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.

Elli 05-06-2008 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14157884)
4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.

And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!

farkedup 05-06-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 14157452)
last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao :1orglaugh sucker

ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....

Peaches 05-06-2008 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14157898)
And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!

I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW

mattz 05-06-2008 08:33 PM

MC is the worst possible fast good and tastes like shit, why would you go there?

Elli 05-06-2008 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14157923)
I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Kudles 05-06-2008 08:49 PM

Whoo Hoo!!!

viencarl 05-07-2008 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14156694)
You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

G.A.F 05-07-2008 04:44 AM

I probably go to McDonalds less than 10 times a year. I don't like their burgers, but I tried the McNifica the other day and I like it a lot. :winkwink:

v4 media 05-07-2008 04:49 AM

For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

s9ann0 05-07-2008 06:22 AM

i like their choclate shakes
i got a large once it was about 1 gallon i felt sick after but it was good damnit

Bdiddy 05-07-2008 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14158816)
For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

You sir, are the champion!

femdomdestiny 05-07-2008 06:35 AM

how much
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 14156690)
They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

Can you please tell me what is price of one big mac there? I pay $3,6

Kevsh 05-07-2008 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14157905)
ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....

Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

"Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."
:Oh crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14158816)
For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

... or you could just ask her for one
:thumbsup

Adam_OC3 05-07-2008 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh (Post 14159247)
Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

"Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."
:Oh crap



... or you could just ask her for one
:thumbsup


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 05-07-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14158816)
For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

great recipe :thumbsup

rowan 05-07-2008 07:48 AM

I noticed earlier my (Australia) Quarter Pounder with Cheese has a recommended daily intake of 106% saturated fat. That single burger contains more than the amount of saturated fat you're supposed to eat for an entire day. Bleearrgghhh.

gandalfuy 05-07-2008 07:53 AM

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SykkBoy 05-07-2008 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14157791)
Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

mmmmmmmm, a 4x4 with grilled onions...I know what I'm having for lunch today...hahaha


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