Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
 

Just received this from a friend via E-mail.

> An actual Associated Press article:
>
> (AP) - Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there
> went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
> noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her
> eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
>
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
> been holding her brains in for over an hour.
>
> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
>
> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
> back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
> felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
> hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

:BangBang: :thumbsup

That's Great !! ....

I heard it was the CIA.

:1orglaugh

That's funny...but I got that email 3 years ago...

I doubt you'll find that in an "Actual AP Article"

It's probably one of those urban legends...doubtful that it ever happened...

ditto

lol

who cares if it's an urban legend or not?

given the weirdo stuff that comes over the wires on a daily basis, this incident almost sounds normal.

i'm going to do my bit to spread the legend by emailing it to everyone on my list:1orglaugh

agreed :thumbsup