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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Just received this from a friend via E-mail.
> An actual Associated Press article: > > (AP) - Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there > went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people > noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her > eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. > > One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned > and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now > open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and > Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had > been holding her brains in for over an hour. > > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the > doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread > dough on the back of her head. > > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud > noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the > back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she > felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed > out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an > hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. |
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That's Great !! ....
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I heard it was the CIA.
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That's funny...but I got that email 3 years ago...
I doubt you'll find that in an "Actual AP Article" It's probably one of those urban legends...doubtful that it ever happened... |
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who cares if it's an urban legend or not? given the weirdo stuff that comes over the wires on a daily basis, this incident almost sounds normal. i'm going to do my bit to spread the legend by emailing it to everyone on my list:1orglaugh |
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