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theking 10-14-2002 02:39 PM

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
 
Just received this from a friend via E-mail.

> An actual Associated Press article:
>
> (AP) - Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there
> went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
> noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her
> eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
>
> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
> been holding her brains in for over an hour.
>
> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
>
> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
> back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
> felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
> hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Penrod 10-14-2002 02:40 PM

:BangBang: :thumbsup

xanx 10-14-2002 02:44 PM

That's Great !! ....

ChrisH 10-14-2002 02:59 PM

I heard it was the CIA.

:1orglaugh

T-Rav 10-14-2002 03:32 PM

That's funny...but I got that email 3 years ago...

I doubt you'll find that in an "Actual AP Article"

It's probably one of those urban legends...doubtful that it ever happened...

zombie 10-14-2002 03:37 PM

Quote:

That's funny...but I got that email 3 years ago...

I doubt you'll find that in an "Actual AP Article"

It's probably one of those urban legends...doubtful that it ever happened...
ditto

archer 10-14-2002 03:38 PM

lol

who cares if it's an urban legend or not?

given the weirdo stuff that comes over the wires on a daily basis, this incident almost sounds normal.

i'm going to do my bit to spread the legend by emailing it to everyone on my list:1orglaugh

dirtyone 10-14-2002 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
lol

who cares if it's an urban legend or not?

given the weirdo stuff that comes over the wires on a daily basis, this incident almost sounds normal.

i'm going to do my bit to spread the legend by emailing it to everyone on my list:1orglaugh

agreed :thumbsup


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