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notoldschool 05-01-2008 11:29 AM

Where does your city rank for WORST FUCKING TRAFFIC!
 
Im #6. Fucking sucks.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/04/24/cit..._slide_2.html?

jollyperv 05-01-2008 11:31 AM

Wow. Atlanta is #1 ??? Can't believe Chicago isn't on that list.

Elli 05-01-2008 11:32 AM

Arg stupid slideshows. I just want to read the article, not watch a presentation.

plyndrty 05-01-2008 11:50 AM

I grew up in #3 Miami (19 yrs), Lived in #4 Orlando (8 yrs), and currently reside in #6 Tampa (7 yrs).

I can't get away from traffic...:disgust:Oh crap

Quagmire 05-01-2008 11:54 AM

To quote myself from a conversation with Laura Lee this morning:

Matt ‎(11:19 AM):
Yeah, toronto's traffic is 7 flavours of ass. And not the nice pornstar ass, we're talking hairy man ass after a 10k hike.

CDSmith 05-01-2008 12:00 PM

Winnipeg doesn't even come close to the amount of traffic of those cities, but we have some of the shittiest drivers in the world here.


(I am not one of them) :D

CosmicTang 05-01-2008 12:04 PM

I live in LA. I used to live in Tampa. I disagree that Tampa's traffic is worse than LA's.

Babaganoosh 05-01-2008 12:09 PM

Wow, how can St. Louis not be on that list? That place suuuucks to drive in. I'd much rather drive in Dallas.

OMG Jim 05-01-2008 12:12 PM

If Toronto is seven flavors of ass then I guess we are the Baskin-Robbins of traffic:mad:

No. 1: Atlanta, Ga.

Here, in the fastest-growing city in America, more people flood the roadways than the infrastructure can handle. Commuters spend 60 hours a year stuck in traffic, second only to those in Los Angeles. If that weren't bad enough, Atlanta is so spread out that only 29% of drivers get to and from work in less than 20 minutes, the third worst rate in the country, and 13% spend more than an hour getting to work, the fourth worst rate in the country. The local train system doesn't service the entire city, and thus fails to relieve the pressure.


Take away the traffic problems and Atlanta to me is still one of the Top 3 metro areas in the country to live in, work in and raise a family. :thumbsup
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ADL Colin 05-01-2008 12:13 PM

I've lived in #3 and #4. dunno about their methodology. Miami traffic is horrid compared to orlando and worse than Atlanta IMO. Although Atlanta's does suck ass.

notoldschool 05-01-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 14137825)
I live in LA. I used to live in Tampa. I disagree that Tampa's traffic is worse than LA's.

I havent been to LA but Tampa has 1 main interstate that runs all the way through. It comes to a halt everyday as they move north out of Tampa. Brutal to say the least. Thats why I like it being a webmaster. Fuck having to deal with rush hour traffic. :)

tiger 05-01-2008 01:49 PM

LA must be getting better or relatively better, I think we were in the top 5 a couple years back.

Side note: why the fuck would they make that article into a slide show. Pictures of traffic yeah I get it.

Tom_PM 05-01-2008 01:53 PM

I clicked for the article and got an FPA so I closed it. I feel like such a hypocrit snob, lol.:1orglaugh
But I didnt see my city on the slide show.

baddog 05-01-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 14137680)
Wow. Atlanta is #1 ??? Can't believe Chicago isn't on that list.

Agreed. With all the construction they constantly have going on I find it a lot worse than LA traffic.

tony286 05-01-2008 01:54 PM

We're number 1 :(

Shoehorn! 05-01-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14137682)
Arg stupid slideshows. I just want to read the article, not watch a presentation.

Yeah I hate those stupid slideshow things.

StuBradley 05-01-2008 02:12 PM

I can't believe that Chicago, Nashville and New York didn't make that list. Meanwhile, Detroit is on there...WTF?

Taass 05-01-2008 02:18 PM

Guess I'll be somewhere around #627428542 :1orglaugh

Got to love living in the country :thumbsup

baddog 05-01-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley (Post 14138488)
I can't believe that Chicago, Nashville and New York didn't make that list. Meanwhile, Detroit is on there...WTF?

Good point, NYC should definitely be on the list as well.

tranza 05-01-2008 02:21 PM

I lived in Atlanta for 6 months and didn't think the traffic was that bad.

I didn't have to commute though.

:2 cents:

farkedup 05-01-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 14137680)
Wow. Atlanta is #1 ??? Can't believe Chicago isn't on that list.

I've driven quite a bit in chicago, tampa, detroit and atlanta. Orlando is easy and chicago flows quite nicely thanks to the toll roads and "loop" Detroit is simply a disaster.... Atlanta is really bad too. Overall I think Atlanta drivers are the dumbest of all the cities I've driven in. It is classic inbreeding heaven. I got a ticket last year for doing 85 shooting through atlanta which is a 55 speed limit. I was being passed by half the traffic and the cop was the most redkneck hillbilly motherfucker I've every seen. With Michigan plates on the car he actually asked "whats in the cooler" when asked what brings me to atlanta I responded Florida....

Karupted Charles 05-01-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14138531)
Good point, NYC should definitely be on the list as well.

I grew up in NY and now live in Detroit (near it actually not in it) now and traffic in NY was way worse.

Karupted Charles 05-01-2008 02:29 PM

Wait it makes sense now its not worst traffic its worst for commuters. NY has one of the best commuter train systems that carry a huge % of workers so it is not included as there are lots of ways besides cars to get to work.

MrIzzz 05-01-2008 02:30 PM

i've lived in Long Island my entire life and i have no idea how MYC didnt make that list. it takes me an average of an hour and a half to drive 20 miles to NYC 1 way.

NYC should definitely be top 5 worst

Horny Alf 05-01-2008 02:36 PM

Thats insane, if LA is 9, i dont even want to know what driving in Atlanta is like

fuzebox 05-01-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 14138589)
Wait it makes sense now its not worst traffic its worst for commuters. NY has one of the best commuter train systems that carry a huge % of workers so it is not included as there are lots of ways besides cars to get to work.

I think a lot of the people commenting on the article missed this point :thumbsup

jollyperv 05-01-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14138569)
It is classic inbreeding heaven.

Funny...I thought the same thing about Kalamazoo, been there twice.

WebairGerard 05-01-2008 03:07 PM

it must just be a given that NYC is around the top so they don't even list it. shit it's near impossible to get around here sometimes!

Socks 05-01-2008 03:11 PM

I didn't even see Shanghai, Moscow or Mexico City listed? ;)

Oh, they neglected to mention it's the top in the US... I see..

Minte 05-01-2008 03:20 PM

Here in Wisconsin we bitch around if there is a tractor on the road that we have to slow down for.

MandyBlake 05-01-2008 03:27 PM

yay for atlanta!!!!

SCORE Ralph 05-01-2008 03:34 PM

Of course, Miami had to be on that list. I dread traffic. Its the reason I have a late work schedule.

CyberHustler 05-01-2008 04:03 PM

If you have never had to drive around NYC then you have not experienced the worst traffic. That's my opinion.

D Ghost 05-01-2008 04:49 PM

#10, not too bad

Kevsh 05-01-2008 07:10 PM

Someone told me Toronto has the worst in North America. I don't commute but it is true that the highways are pretty much gridlock all day, and there's no shortcuts in the city that help any.

Iron Fist 05-01-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14137803)
Winnipeg doesn't even come close to the amount of traffic of those cities, but we have some of the shittiest drivers in the world here.


(I am not one of them) :D

You gave me the finger last week.... and i'll do it again HAHAHAHAHAHA :2 cents:

Kroy 05-01-2008 07:35 PM

Phoenix Metro is not on the list? I call bull! :)

Fap 05-01-2008 07:39 PM

geez not even on the list! NYC

Kimo 05-01-2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14137682)
Arg stupid slideshows. I just want to read the article, not watch a presentation.

yeah fuck forbes


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