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DeadFidel 05-01-2008 05:07 AM

Can you go to Amsterdam buy REAL cannabis, and mail it back to yourself to the USA?
 
For personal use, very small amounts.

The plants here are SO laced with detergents.

marketsmart 05-01-2008 05:12 AM

you can do anything you want....

evildick 05-01-2008 05:18 AM

You can try, but it will be seized and I imagine you will either get a knock at the door after you get home, or perhaps they will greet you as soon as you enter the airport.

s9ann0 05-01-2008 05:24 AM

i had a friend who tried to mail his spare stuff after the trip back to himself in a porn DVD case and it just never turned up

DeadFidel 05-01-2008 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14136302)
You can try, but it will be seized and I imagine you will either get a knock at the door after you get home, or perhaps they will greet you as soon as you enter the airport.

I said mail it.

"Fedex are drug dealers, and the even know it" Mitch Hedberg

Jens Van Assterdam 05-01-2008 05:34 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kmanrox 05-01-2008 05:37 AM

i know some ppl who do that and i'll let you know in 3 days if it works lol

Oracle Porn 05-01-2008 05:37 AM

laced weed is a myth.

Juicy D. Links 05-01-2008 05:39 AM

Fed Ex Interanstional Priority

Jman 05-01-2008 05:46 AM

Come on be a man, take a cigar tube, fill it up with all the goodies and shove it up your ass.

stephane76 05-01-2008 05:51 AM

What Can Brown Do For You? :thumbsup

Mazuma Jason 05-01-2008 06:48 AM

Get yourself a P.O. Box!

Jman 05-01-2008 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mazuma Jason (Post 14136542)
Get yourself a P.O. Box!

LMAO you think that will make him safe to ship drugs :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 05-01-2008 07:25 AM

You could theoretically send about two grams. Roll two joints or just break it up so it will lay in an envelope flat. Double vacuum pack the herb. Cut a piece of cardboard so the vacuum pack lays inside and it remains flat like a thick letter. Tape it in place and wrap it in a couple sheets of paper.

Send it regular airmail in a standard white envelope with stamps. Address this envelope to the former resident of your home. If you don't know who lived there previously just make up a name. If the letter is brought to your door don't accept it. Deny any knowledge of it. If it is left in your box enjoy your herbs.

If it is intercepted by customs you will get a letter asking if you want to claim it. Just throw the letter out. If nothing ever shows up, it was either returned to sender or stolen.


Or you can just look into California's medical program.

Mazuma Jason 05-01-2008 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 14136556)
LMAO you think that will make him safe to ship drugs :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Um no, but it's better than having the cops deliver the mail to your door!

Brad 05-01-2008 07:30 AM

It's worth a try. As long as you don't put a return address they won't be able to prove who sent it anyways. That or you could source out some good ganja and not worry about it.

stickyfingerz 05-01-2008 07:39 AM

Just grow your own. Easier to get a good strain of seeds sent to you. :2 cents:

Jens Van Assterdam 05-01-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14136687)
Just grow your own. Easier to get a good strain of seeds sent to you. :2 cents:

Could be quite riskfull, depending where you are...

evildick 05-01-2008 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 14136631)
You could theoretically send about two grams. Roll two joints or just break it up so it will lay in an envelope flat. Double vacuum pack the herb. Cut a piece of cardboard so the vacuum pack lays inside and it remains flat like a thick letter. Tape it in place and wrap it in a couple sheets of paper.

Send it regular airmail in a standard white envelope with stamps. Address this envelope to the former resident of your home. If you don't know who lived there previously just make up a name. If the letter is brought to your door don't accept it. Deny any knowledge of it. If it is left in your box enjoy your herbs.

If it is intercepted by customs you will get a letter asking if you want to claim it. Just throw the letter out. If nothing ever shows up, it was either returned to sender or stolen.


Or you can just look into California's medical program.

Don't forget about fingerprints on the envelope, etc. Taking such a risk is so silly for the sake of a couple joints.

Just imagine the charges they could pin you with for sending drugs across state lines, etc. They do have dogs that check for that stuff too.

I'm sure plenty of people get away with it, but is it really worth the risk?

Domain Diva 05-01-2008 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14136656)
It's worth a try. As long as you don't put a return address they won't be able to prove who sent it anyways. That or you could source out some good ganja and not worry about it.


No its not worth a try ! what will be the next tip "If at first you dont succeed try try again ":1orglaugh

DeadFidel ,if you mean what you say,forget the idea before everyone gives you thier great and safe way to do it because for sure non of them will be sending you epass or paypal $$$$$ requests to get you outta jail :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Jman 05-01-2008 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mazuma Jason (Post 14136641)
Um no, but it's better than having the cops deliver the mail to your door!

So you think cops won't be able to find out who registered the mail box???

Christina Muller 05-01-2008 08:01 AM

dont forget to fix up someone up that can post thanks for the advice gfy whilst you do your 5 years in the pen :(

Mazuma Jason 05-01-2008 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 14136738)
So you think cops won't be able to find out who registered the mail box???

Dude, I'm going to mail you some pot so you can chill out! The thread's about mailing pot to yourself, which is clearly not a wise decision; run a test on your sense of humor!

cykoe6 05-01-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina Muller (Post 14136758)
dont forget to fix up someone up that can post thanks for the advice gfy whilst you do your 5 years in the pen :(

Yea it is not a very good idea from a risk/reward ratio.

Bojangles 05-01-2008 08:44 AM

You'll get busted.

Heidi Rabbit 05-01-2008 08:51 AM

Just do it! I can send pot to your door without your prior knowledge just to try to land you in jail, but fact is the cops can't arrest you cuz I did that. If that were the case people would get baited like that all the time SSince they have no proof of who the sender was the receiver can't be held liable!

sicone 05-01-2008 08:52 AM

You can definitely try, but I wouldn't expect the package to arrive. What you should expect is a knock on the door from the feds.

Brad 05-01-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV (Post 14136735)
No its not worth a try ! what will be the next tip "If at first you dont succeed try try again ":1orglaugh

DeadFidel ,if you mean what you say,forget the idea before everyone gives you thier great and safe way to do it because for sure non of them will be sending you epass or paypal $$$$$ requests to get you outta jail :thumbsup :1orglaugh

If they could arrest people for receiving anonymous packages people would be getting set up all the time. There is no way for them to prove who sent the package nor would they bother for a little bit of grass. The worst that would happen is that the package would be seized in customs.

Edit: Basically what Heidi just said

nico-t 05-01-2008 08:58 AM

i doubt the weed the tourist coffee shops in amsterdam sell is any better than the stuff you can buy in the states

Marketing Yoda 05-01-2008 09:14 AM

High on the force, I am. THC, I do not need.

DaddyHalbucks 05-01-2008 09:30 AM

Yes, you can. The Feds will even let you smoke it, here:

http://www.insideprison.com/fort-lea...eavenworth.jpg

baddog 05-01-2008 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14136731)
Don't forget about fingerprints on the envelope, etc.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Some people watch too much CSI.

baddog 05-01-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 14136974)
i doubt the weed the tourist coffee shops in amsterdam sell is any better than the stuff you can buy in the states

The medicinal stuff here is better for the most part.

tony286 05-01-2008 10:00 AM

not the best idea.

evildick 05-01-2008 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14137260)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Some people watch too much CSI.

I don't watch CSI at all, but if you are constantly sending packages filled with drugs to your own house address while you are away on vacation and you have a criminal record already, do you think that is not something you should take into consideration? I sure as hell would, especially considering how severe the penalties are for shipping drugs across state lines.

evildick 05-01-2008 11:18 AM

http://www.ktiv.com/News/index.php?ID=22749

baddog 05-01-2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14137608)
I don't watch CSI at all, but if you are constantly sending packages filled with drugs to your own house address while you are away on vacation and you have a criminal record already, do you think that is not something you should take into consideration? I sure as hell would, especially considering how severe the penalties are for shipping drugs across state lines.

They are not going to pull fingerprints off an envelope that has been handled by an unknown number of people. That is pure TV.

I remember getting arrested once, and the cop tellinh me they were going to get fingerprints off the item he was holding in his hand. I said fine.

Come court time, they were asked the results of the fingerprint test. The response was that no prints were lifted and if we wanted prints taken off it I would have to pay for it to be done.

CherryV 05-01-2008 11:26 AM

you can try haha

evildick 05-01-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14137634)
They are not going to pull fingerprints off an envelope that has been handled by an unknown number of people. That is pure TV.

I remember getting arrested once, and the cop tellinh me they were going to get fingerprints off the item he was holding in his hand. I said fine.

Come court time, they were asked the results of the fingerprint test. The response was that no prints were lifted and if we wanted prints taken off it I would have to pay for it to be done.

How far they go is probably going to depend on what you did and who you did it to.

A recent story comes to mind of a kid that was harassing a cop at his house repeatedly. Driving by calling him names, etc. One day he spit on his car, so he took a sample and had a DNA test done. The kid ended up with 210 days in jail.

Mike Honcho 05-01-2008 11:46 AM

Do what I did... Hollow out some candles, and keep the wax, vaccum seal whatever you want to ship back and stick it in the candle hole. Fill the hole back with the wax and send it to a friend.

cherrylula 05-01-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 14136359)
laced weed is a myth.

wrong, it's true.

stickyfingerz 05-01-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14137620)

Yes mailing 3.5 lbs just might be a bit worse than a few ounces for personal use. 3.5 lbs is def considered trafficking with intent to distribute.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina Muller (Post 14136758)
dont forget to fix up someone up that can post thanks for the advice gfy whilst you do your 5 years in the pen :(

5 years ? lol

ADL Colin 05-01-2008 01:13 PM

I've smoked in amsterdam. I've smoked in the US. The same thing happened. I sat around feeling stupid and ate a whole buncha food.

Kudles 05-01-2008 01:22 PM

I have no idea. Try it and see if you get arrested!

baddog 05-01-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14137683)
A recent story comes to mind of a kid that was harassing a cop at his house repeatedly. Driving by calling him names, etc. One day he spit on his car, so he took a sample and had a DNA test done. The kid ended up with 210 days in jail.

I am sure there is more to the story or it is pure b.s.

I highly doubt a city is going to go thru the expense of a DNA test for spitting on a car. How would they even match up the DNA as being his?

Christina Muller 05-01-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14138109)
5 years ? lol

Go ahead then and see how many laws you actually break and what the minimum sentances are :thumbsup

Christina Muller 05-01-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14137634)
Come court time, ........



I think you can end the explanation there :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 05-01-2008 02:38 PM

Christina technically if he ships it to the US, and the feds do bust him it would be a 10 year minimum and not no five years. Though that just aint going to happen on small shipments unless they happen often.

evildick 05-01-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14138351)
I am sure there is more to the story or it is pure b.s.

I highly doubt a city is going to go thru the expense of a DNA test for spitting on a car. How would they even match up the DNA as being his?


I'm sure there is more to it, but if you listen after 1:20 in, the judge mentions the DNA evidence from all the snot he left on the cop's truck. I do find it funny that they would do a DNA test over vandalism.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7bb_1204336081

baddog 05-01-2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 14138857)
I'm sure there is more to it, but if you listen after 1:20 in, the judge mentions the DNA evidence from all the snot he left on the cop's truck. I do find it funny that they would do a DNA test over vandalism.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7bb_1204336081

Interesting . . . . wonder what the actual charges were.


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