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brandonstills 04-29-2008 11:27 AM

Microsoft helps police crack your computer
 
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...msftlaw29.html

Spyce 04-29-2008 11:29 AM

For some reason, I'm not surprised...

martinsc 04-29-2008 11:35 AM

creating a usb device like this is actually pretty easy...
use a U3 key (for the automatic start), download all relevant tools from http://www.nirsoft.net/ and run them all in a batch file ...
that's it...

woj 04-29-2008 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 14127391)
creating a usb device like this is actually pretty easy...
use a U3 key (for the automatic start), download all relevant tools from http://www.nirsoft.net/ and run them all in a batch file ...
that's it...

yea, it's really nothing more than usb drive with a script and some tools on it... :thumbsup

payd2purv 04-29-2008 12:04 PM

Aslong as the tools are no special super technology that in the wrong hands could screw people over.

Than I am ok with it.

Vick! 04-29-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 14127391)
creating a usb device like this is actually pretty easy...
use a U3 key (for the automatic start), download all relevant tools from http://www.nirsoft.net/ and run them all in a batch file ...
that's it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 14127402)
yea, it's really nothing more than usb drive with a script and some tools on it... :thumbsup

Its not that what that USB is made off, smart asses. Its about traditional screwing done by microsoft, in one or another way.

I'd not wonder if someday microsoft embeds a spying application within windows, which can be activated remotely by some officials and claims made that this is to keep internet safe.

duh! :disgust

Brad 04-29-2008 12:35 PM

What really surprises me is that they are giving it to law agencies for free. That's not very Microsoft of them.

Matt 26z 04-29-2008 12:38 PM

Sounds like search tools for dummies who can't do things manually.

Just wait until a future version of the Patriot Act allows the secret search of any computer connected to the internet for petty reasons. It's only a matter of easing society into such legislation. A little Patriot Act here and there until it all comes together.

Webcams will be turned on to check if that physical injury insurance claim is legit, or maybe to see if you are harboring a fugitive. Files will be copied from businesses before they are notified of a tax audit. Search historical assassination attempts using the wrong keywords, you will be considered a potential assassin. There are so many possibilities.

pornguy 04-29-2008 12:43 PM

Keep in mind, that if they can build it, someone will or already has beaten it. and that info is usually put out there for free.

Michaelious 04-29-2008 01:03 PM

Oh gee what a surprise!!!

Azoy? 04-29-2008 01:09 PM

another reason to go linux or use external hard drive to save information :thumbsup
then again as long as you have no problems with law enforcment and didn't do anything wrong you have nothing to worry about.

fluffygrrl 04-29-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 14127741)
Sounds like search tools for dummies who can't do things manually.

Just wait until a future version of the Patriot Act allows the secret search of any computer connected to the internet for petty reasons. It's only a matter of easing society into such legislation. A little Patriot Act here and there until it all comes together.

Webcams will be turned on to check if that physical injury insurance claim is legit, or maybe to see if you are harboring a fugitive. Files will be copied from businesses before they are notified of a tax audit. Search historical assassination attempts using the wrong keywords, you will be considered a potential assassin. There are so many possibilities.

None of them are real possibilities, simple things like a nat router are good enough to foil any such remote attempt.

This is a typical, done nothing whatsoever, getting the credit deals that ms is so good at.

DaddyHalbucks 04-29-2008 01:11 PM

There is a solution:

Don't do the crime.

pr0 04-29-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14127875)
There is a solution:

Don't do the crime.

it's people like you ....who sit back & say that kind of thing

that lead to dictatorships & national socialism :2 cents:

brandonstills 04-29-2008 01:23 PM

No doubt trying to win favor after all the anti-trust stuff.

D Ghost 04-29-2008 01:25 PM

Thanks for the link!

Kevsh 04-29-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 14127741)
Webcams will be turned on to check if that physical injury insurance claim is legit, or maybe to see if you are harboring a fugitive. Files will be copied from businesses before they are notified of a tax audit. Search historical assassination attempts using the wrong keywords, you will be considered a potential assassin. There are so many possibilities.

... And the police will arrest people *before* they committed a crime!!!
Oh shit, is that Tom Cruise breaking through my window????
:helpme

baddog 04-29-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14127733)
What really surprises me is that they are giving it to law agencies for free. That's not very Microsoft of them.

It is called a tax write-off.

Just Mike 04-29-2008 01:50 PM

Police state!

Tom_PM 04-29-2008 02:01 PM

Yeah things are ass backwards in the law enforcement areas already.

Did you all see the news piece last night about a man who took his 7 year old to a baseball game? Get this.

He goes to the concession stand, gets himself a beer. See's on the menu "mikes lemonade", so he asks his son if he wants some lemonade and he buys him some lemonade. A cop asks him, "are you giving that to your son? Do you realise it's got alcohol in it?" and the guy says "no I didnt!".

Cutting long story short, child protective services REMOVED HIS SON FROM HIS AND HIS WIFES HOME to INVESTIGATE!!!! They allow the wife to bring the son home from the FOSTER HOME 2 days later, but made the husband stay in a hotel room for 2 weeks before he was allowed back into his own home!!

100% FUBAR!

So yeah, dont think these jokes about using your webcam to incriminate you is too far fetched. Shit like what happened to that man and his child from an innocent mistake on ORDERING a drink (nobody ever drank anything) is fucking scary. Stone cold. No common sense anymore these days. Absolutely none.

DateDoc 04-29-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14127733)
What really surprises me is that they are giving it to law agencies for free. That's not very Microsoft of them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14127969)
It is called a tax write-off.

Hmmm, maybe if you read to the end of the article you would have seen the part where it says, "Smith acknowledged Microsoft's efforts are not purely altruistic. It benefits from selling collaboration software and other technology to law-enforcement agencies, just like everybody else, he said."

Tom_PM 04-29-2008 02:07 PM

Oops, my bad. I guess the kid sipped the drink.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353186,00.html

:error

Due 04-29-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14127875)
There is a solution:

Don't do the crime.

Just because there is an investigation does not mean there is a crime :2 cents:

dav3 04-29-2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14127893)
it's people like you ....who sit back & say that kind of thing

that lead to dictatorships & national socialism :2 cents:

:thumbsup

brandonstills 04-29-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14128104)
Yeah things are ass backwards in the law enforcement areas already.

Did you all see the news piece last night about a man who took his 7 year old to a baseball game? Get this.

He goes to the concession stand, gets himself a beer. See's on the menu "mikes lemonade", so he asks his son if he wants some lemonade and he buys him some lemonade. A cop asks him, "are you giving that to your son? Do you realise it's got alcohol in it?" and the guy says "no I didnt!".

Cutting long story short, child protective services REMOVED HIS SON FROM HIS AND HIS WIFES HOME to INVESTIGATE!!!! They allow the wife to bring the son home from the FOSTER HOME 2 days later, but made the husband stay in a hotel room for 2 weeks before he was allowed back into his own home!!

100% FUBAR!

So yeah, dont think these jokes about using your webcam to incriminate you is too far fetched. Shit like what happened to that man and his child from an innocent mistake on ORDERING a drink (nobody ever drank anything) is fucking scary. Stone cold. No common sense anymore these days. Absolutely none.

True story. I was in Finland and asked for a root beer. The waiter replied, sorry we only have Finnish beers.

viencarl 04-30-2008 05:33 AM

great info thanks for sharing!!! :):):)

Holly 04-30-2008 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14127733)
What really surprises me is that they are giving it to law agencies for free. That's not very Microsoft of them.

Exactly. They should make them fire up Limewire and search for it, like the rest of us.


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