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emjay 04-29-2008 08:56 AM

Country snapshot : Zimbabwe
 
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http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wor...rt-mugabe1.jpg

As part of my ongoing A-Z country snapshots highlighting the internet and telecoms characteristics of each and every country, Zimbabwe originally shared the same position as it does in our country drop-down list in terms of my keeness to write it.:Oh crap

But given the recent news airtime that this poor African country has recently been receiving after the presidential elections there earlier this year, I have decided to move it up the list accordingly.

For those of you who do not follow world events, Zimbabwe held a presidential election on March 21st this year, the result of which at time of writing still not confirmed - with many commentators believing that it was rigged by President Robert Mugabe who has held power there since 1980.

According to www.internetworldstats.com, about 1.2 million people in Zimbabwe, or just under 10% of its population, are currently online, with usage growth there since 2000 an impressive 2,340% - which is almost on a par with its inflation rate which economists predict could hit 1.5m%!

The country -- once a regional economic powerhouse -- recently introduced a 200,000 dollar note so its citizens wouldn't need to carry wheelbarrows full of cash around with them.

Credit card penetration there is neglible and fraud associated with them rampant, making Zimbabwe an automatic candidate for your credit card processors scrub list.:warning

However, as with other developing countries, cellphone penetration levels here actually rival those in the developed ones. Furthermore, the country?s backbone network is being upgraded, including fibre optic links which will also improve Internet connectivity.

So far, we have sold 1263 passwords from Zimbabwe and paid $745 in commissions to webmasters. Not huge numbers, admitely, but they must be seen in the context of being useful extra money from a ?virgin? market who just so happens to also have English as its official language.

Remember, all the 1.2 million Zambabweans who are currently online have access to your site/s, and practically all of these will also have access to a phone or cell.

By not employing pay-per-call phone billing, you are depriving yourself of additional revenue from countries such as Zimbabwe, whose future can only get better.:pimp:

sniperwolf 04-29-2008 11:23 AM

nice report and recommendation but...


I'm actually expecting photos of the country. :helpme

Spunky 04-29-2008 11:26 AM

Where's the Wildebeasts and the lions?

emjay 06-03-2008 02:19 PM

And today Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, whose authoritarian rule has brought widespread hunger to his country, defended his policy of seizing land from whites on Tuesday, saying he is undoing a legacy of Zimbabwe's former colonial masters (UK),

Mugabe spoke to world leaders at a U.N. summit on the global food crisis against a backdrop of sharp criticism over his participation.

The country is in chaos, check out the overnight interest rates at http://www.rbz.co.zw :uhoh:uhoh

The Duck 06-03-2008 02:27 PM

http://www.sokwanele.com/images/gene...be_cartoon.jpg

The Duck 06-03-2008 02:30 PM

http://static.flickr.com/110/302976900_009e26c4fc_o.jpg

themonk 06-03-2008 02:35 PM

i like his eyes :)

GrouchyAdmin 06-03-2008 03:00 PM

http://www.imagepup.com/up/rPlq_1212...8439232649.jpg

papill0n 06-03-2008 05:05 PM

Mugabe is one fucked up mother fucker.

Violetta 06-03-2008 05:55 PM

nice info :)

emjay 06-04-2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14274193)
Mugabe is one fucked up mother fucker.

Yeah, fuck, the fucking fucker fucked up his country big fucking time...-

StaceyJo 06-04-2008 01:44 AM

I guess they are becoming upgraded now, I thought they are living in world of old civilization and now? well.. good for them@

Sarah_Jayne 06-04-2008 04:16 AM

I wouldn't knowingly put one cent into Zimbabwe at the moment.

emjay 06-04-2008 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14275885)
I wouldn't knowingly put one cent into Zimbabwe at the moment.

But you could be earning 6500% interest OVERNIGHT Sarah!

emjay 06-05-2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 14273408)

and today Mugabe's goons threaten to burn U.S. diplomats alive:Oh crap

Big E 06-05-2008 06:59 PM

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/commen...4/zimbabwe.jpg

Inflation is a BITCH..

woj 06-05-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big E (Post 14285969)

woah.... 1 million for some meal? amazing... heh

Inde 06-05-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 14286032)
woah.... 1 million for some meal? amazing... heh

:1orglaugh

that's a bit more than 1 million

woj 06-06-2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inde (Post 14286366)
:1orglaugh

that's a bit more than 1 million

yea, you are right, my bad, heh...

emjay 06-06-2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big E (Post 14285969)

The cost of that meal probably increased during it:Oh crap Was that your check BigW?

Sarah_Jayne 06-06-2008 09:14 AM

and today he arrests the guy that really won the first election and orders him not to campaign any more..all this whilst sporting a hitler tache

emjay 06-27-2008 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14287909)
and today he arrests the guy that really won the first election and orders him not to campaign any more..all this whilst sporting a hitler tache

Yes, Morgan Tsvangirai has withdrawn from the contest making Mukabe, whose pro-Government thugs are thought to have killed the wife of another Zimbabwe opposition leader, the only canditate.

In the meantime, the UK has feebly threated to withdraw his knighthood. What I don't get is this : why the hell was this man given a knighthood in the first place?

Sarah_Jayne 06-27-2008 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay (Post 14383468)
Yes, Morgan Tsvangirai has withdrawn from the contest making Mukabe, whose pro-Government thugs are thought to have killed the wife of another Zimbabwe opposition leader, the only canditate.

In the meantime, the UK has feebly threated to withdraw his knighthood. What I don't get is this : why the hell was this man given a knighthood in the first place?

His knighthood was removed a few days ago and he was given it many years back when he was the leader of a commonwealth country rather than a dictator of a commonwealth country. The UK is the one country that can't get too involved without acting to only validate his claims of colonial rule.

emjay 07-22-2008 09:34 AM

The Zimabwean dollar has hit a new low, with the exchange rate reaching one trillion to the US Dollar:Oh crap

1 US$ = 1,000,000,000,000 Zim$:warning

Klen 07-22-2008 09:44 AM

Why they simply dont change their national currency to american dollar and problem solved.Of course that mean they would have to buy it in usa but i could work.

Jai 07-22-2008 04:35 PM

Shithole. (dot)

Kudles 07-22-2008 06:24 PM

Why Is His Mustache Like That?

emjay 01-17-2009 02:17 AM

Got change for 100 trillion dollars?
 
Zimbabwe is introducing a Z$100 trillion note, currently worth about US$30 (£20), state media reports.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...32_afp226b.jpg


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