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Jai 04-28-2008 09:08 PM

canadians..how much do u owe the gov't in taxes this year?
 
...im not sure if i did things right but..an extra 1600$

SmokeyTheBear 04-28-2008 09:21 PM

Dear IRS:


Enclosed is my 2007 income tax return and payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029).


This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the Presidential Election Fund, as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw. (See attached article - HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)


It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an article about the Pentagon and screwdrivers.

Sincerely,
SmokeyTheBear

WiredGuy 04-28-2008 09:30 PM

I would figure most people are getting refunds based on the plummet of the USD. At least I'm getting one.
WG

Iron Fist 04-28-2008 10:54 PM

My furniture is paid off completely now :) WOOHOO! Can't wait until next year... 50" widescreen LCD TV...


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