Official Russian Mat Thread
 

YOu want talk dirty you come to right place, just do it in Russian, ease yourself, bliat, talk yourself out nahui, and let this madness begin now!

Russkie pornografy, vy zdes? Atzavites!

I think it should be "otzovites' "....learn the language first, then proceed to mat...:winkwink:

Hello :pimp

Skaji shto bi on mne prislal gloves like pugacheva

Fuck you. You're so behind in modern Russian. Uchi Albanski!

Poshel na huy sabaka vonuchaya.

This was taught to me by a Russian Suka. *hi Marina*

polni pizdets, devochka tak razgavarivaet with affiliates on icq

da da tolko v horoshey dni

Ok, I think I got it now, you are from Kiev..its not even Russia...:winkwink: That why you dont know how to spell..plus judging by your behavior you should be like 19 years old or something. No comments, enjoy your profanity..

Мюллер подозревал, что Борман - русский агент. Обратился к
Штирлицу и тот сказал:
- Надо натянуть веревку перед кабинетом Бормана,
когда он запнется, мы узнаем, кто он.
Так и сделали. Идет Борман, запнулся:
- Ой, бля!
Мюллер:
- Ни фига себе!
Штирлиц:
- Тише, тише, товарищи!

Now that's rude.

You're not getting it. Russian speaking are jsut making fun out of it for themselves. And spelling I did its for a reason, you should know MEDVED language thing, if you dont it really means you are in the wrong thread trying to tech Russian. You made me lough. And dont forget to read the board name before charging someones beahvior, you moron.

Old one, but good one..

+1 Zzosh, scuko! Peshi ishco!

Ups, I never know that you can CHARGE SOMEONES BEAHVIOR...its like charging phone or something? And then it becomes "Moron" brand?

А насчет "Атзавитес"..когда я учился(давно)в Русской школе так говорили или тот кто приехал с Кавказа или идиоты..

знач в натуре давно учился, хвать идиотами обзыватся если не следишь за поп культурой

First of all you are ignoring things i posted as explanation for Atzavites.

Pri chem tyt shkola? Ty ne v kurse albanskoi volny? www.udaff.com - klassika zhanra. Ty dazhe ne vduplil prikola, paren :)

Mne skazali ty horoshi chuvak :) Ne parsia.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/charge

8. to instruct authoritatively, as a judge does a jury.

Horosho, proehali, budu izuchat' vash Albanskiy..:-)

Ivan Fuckalot is from Odessa
he is hardcore, he adds yiddish swear words

Штирлиц сел в такси, широко расставив ноги, и сказал водителю:
- Трогай!
Шофер потрогал. Штирлицу понравилось.

jopa suka dura svoloch ... that's all I know.

These are the words Marina say to me each day when I get online so I assume they are Russian curses.
:Oh crap

use cyrillic fuckers. I hate reading russian with english characters.

che za nah ... ?!?