Dear Mom,
 

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

wow .. thats pretty tricky and actually good one.

shit........... that's awesome :) lold!

Oh my GOD that was funny :o) I have a 16 y.o. She better not try that one with me ;o)

Only hot and intelligent chicks do that .. :winkwink:

lol....


that's a good one ... :thumbsup

heard that before, funny yet it make sense! :thumbsup

lol....that's a good one

Haha that's good!

Oh Jeez :)

Funny or not, I don't know but tricky? Never.

Not hard to come up with something like this at all.

:2 cents:

oh fuck me....

ok that was a little on sadistic side

hehe :)