Holy fucking dogmeat, I've hit the BIG TIME!
 

Damn, damn, damn!

I'm so excited I could just shit! A friend of mine got married, then shortly afterwards got divorced (go figure).

In his honor, I built a website dedicated to him and others in the same boat. Strictly a joke (although he doesn't think it's as funny as I did when I came up with the idea. He'll come around after a couple of years though...).

Last night I added a link to it to AP and today, I've made nearly a whopping $2 off it so far (there abouts, I'm being optimistic)!

Ok, ok... laugh if you want to (and I know you will), but hey! TWO BUCKS IS TWO BUCKS!

Besides, with $2 a day, I can now go out and purchase that pizza I've had my eye on, WITH two toppings! Twice a month!!!

Hell, it's a tremendously valuable asset to those contemplating marriage, or divorce I suppose. A much needed community service! An icon to mankind's search for inspiration! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Then again, it could just be a piece of shit....

So, beat me, whip me spank me like the web slut I am. I don't give a shit! I can take it! I just had to tell somebody.

http://www.goodpussygonebad.com

I've got $9 in reg fees and over 45 minutes worth of development time in this, so lemme know if you think I put too much into it. :)

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Forget once a month - you can pick up a slice of pie every day at Blondies on Telegraph --> Berkeley

funny story too

That sounds good!

In less than a year I'll have made enough money for bus fare AND a cup of coffee to go with it (and a tip).

Are the stories extra? I need to know before I figure it into the budget?

Is Zonarosta still in berkeley? Them some tasy burritos

Damn, I thought you said La zona rosa at first...

Now, I'm distracted. I'm saving up for a trip to boy's town instead.

Ive never been there - bit sure where its at. The area has been taking over by bland tasting HiTech Burritos.

Gordos on College Avenue is exceptional though

Mexico City?

I'm there. At 2 bucks a day how long am I going to have to save up?

Ya think they have "lay aways"?

Or even better TopDog on Durant

Good stuff!

Zona Rosa you mean? I think so. They have the best VEG burritos.

You're shittin' me? They actually have a restaurant named after a prostitute district?

Now, that I approve of!

Man, I miss Cali...

yep thats it, its been a while since ive been to berkeley

Well spank my goddam monkey!

I been there...good pie too. One of my buddies used to work up the street at this wine shop.

I must honestly say that $2 is a good thing. I gave up on my resume-posting company in 1997 because it only made $30 in it's first year. And at a really bad dn, employeedirectory.com - soon after, the people at jobshark.com took over with not-even-so-good software and look at them today. Lucky bastards!

I'm not a rich man! Wish I knew what I was doing back then!

Hell, I only wish I knew what I was doing now! :winkwink:

$2 is still more satisfying to me than working for giant corporation. When I left G.E, I swore I'd rather work twice as hard for half the money than go back to being a nameless, faceless number to the HR dept.

Now, I've exceeded my expectations and am working 10 times as hard for about a tenth of the money.

Who says you can't be a success? :thumbsup

If you're not a rich man, that makes two of us!

Thats the attitude.

Spirit!

Damn, it just keeps getting better!

I'm finally the new owner of GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man once told me once "If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it."

:1orglaugh Funny site.

shit... that customer service sound recording is incredible... i love getting calls like that.
"Yes, I'd like to speak to that little shit John"
"Do you know what department he's in?"
"Uhhh... no."
"Do you know what call centre he's in? We have four across Canada"
"Uhhh... no"
"Well, we have over 600 employees who take the phone across Canada, and I'm sure there are at least 2 dozen Johns. You'll have to be more specific."
"You guys are FUCKERS!"
*click*

I must have talked to the same man. That's why I have so many Ex-wives. None went for the "rent it:.

Nice site! I will add it to my funny shit page...

Thanks.

Not sure why the guy I built it for didn't laugh... :D

A long time ago, I used to work for Gateway 2000 phone support. The poor fucks on the other end had been on hold an hour before they ever got to one of us, and usually pissed before they ever picked up the phone.

On our end, we had some omnipotent 20 year old who thought they were god telling us "You HAVE to complete the call in 15 minutes or less...."

This is when people were running win95 on 486-33's... You can't hardly boot those fuckers into safe mode in 15 minutes.

About one in 20 was beligerant. After they screamed a while, and once I'd reached the "numb to that bullshit" stage, when they started screaming at us we'd go ahead and transfer them to "Mr. Tone" Dial that is...

I always wonder how many gateways got the shit beat out of them a few minutes after that.

I moved on after a few months. But my attitude towards screamers has been changed forever.:ak47:

I *never* call tech support now either.

Damn, I've been married to the same woman for almost 30 years (no shit).

She INSISTS on it... Hell, I INSIST on it!

It's a marraige made in heaven.:)

Thanks!

After I realized someone was actually looking at it, I even thought about cleaning it up a bit.

NAAAAWWWW.... But I might actually add something to it. It's been pretty therapuetic to tell the truth.

Work hard. Build 100 more just like it. Then, you'll have $6k/month. You can survive on that while you figure out the next thing to do.

That..., is very good advice. And, I'm going to take it.

Thanks very much man,
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DAMN!

I think I figured out where the hits are coming from. I went to google, and typed in good pussy, and the damn thing came up #1 of 520,000.

I don't remember ever even submitting the fucking thing, in fact, I'm sure I didn't. So, how the hell did it wind up there?

Anyone???