Big_D's Random Fucking Bullshit Talk While I'm Fucking Drunk Thread
 

First off yeah, you read the fucking title right, and just so you know, yes im blasted, out of my fucking mind.

This thread is combination of really crazy shit, biz, thoughts, and pretty much whatever you think relates to this thread, why? Well, I fucking feel like it, you guys read some shit I post "sometimes" and well its fun to get noticed, because in the words of D-Wreck I am a fucking attention whore.

The first thing on my mind is my smoking habbit. Don't you hate it when the first three packs of cigs you pick up on your desk are empty and you say fuck the fourth, so you pick up a new and unwrap it, only later to find out that your fucking open pack is 3 inches away from your left middle finger. FUCK ASS!

That leads me to my next one, i watched the movie "boondock saints" there is nothing better than an action movie having a comic relief that says "FUCK ASS" in front of nuns. Seriously, those bitches are not fucking abstonent, they are fucking whores, why the hell do you think there are so many candle sticks in the fucking church, those bitches be bulldoggin burnt candle wax without lube.

Ok back to biz. First I am going to give my opinion on tube sites, welcome to the fucking 21st century. A lot of you are hating, yeah, i am too, but at the same time, realize that Tube sites are the new fucking TGP's. Yeah it started illegal, but with improvements like fucking TEVS where can you go wrong? Give peeps what they want, real previews in between movies, you know like the shit that you see on HBO. These mofos want to know what they are gonna get. IPTV is around the corner and you fuckers should hop on board.

2: what kind of affiliate should a sponsor want? simple, its all about the SEO yo! Yeah your submitter gets immediate traffic, but your numero uno affiliate with a fucking badass talent for pullin in traffic directly related to your content will make you go for a long ass time. Thats whY MISGUIDED MEDIA GIVES FREE SEO C CLASS DIFFERENCIAL HOSTING TO ALL AFFILIATES that request it, it may be a random drunk post, but as smashed as i am i still gotta go for the media.


3. Skype is fucking dope, ive been on the phone with an affiliate for about an hour just shooting the shit (dynastoned has a small penis and chubby cheeks) and it basicly its free talk worldwide, even tho the fact that his cam projection cant display his chuck/childsplay doll cheeks correctly and blocks out from time to time.

4) webair rocks

5) NEW SITE COMING SOON

6) I like vagina

7) I like vagina a lot

8) A LOTTTTTTTTTTT

9) why not fucking take all those god damned RSS feeds from all the fucking cam sponsors that show live models in them, reformat them to your affiliate code with your own fucking landing page, some dumb cam name dot com, have all your own affiliate sites pull the codes. It's real fucking simple, combine them all into one, log the rss feed pulls into a database and make fucking bank.


10) i will launch a torrent affiliate program soon

11) dynastoned has a very small penis, his mother told me so, its even comparable with a child adam sandler.

12) vahinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rocks.....

13) i am an attention whore.....vahinaaaaaaaaaa


14) alchohol has taken over, watch movies, porn, and the industry, everythign is bound to make a stand sooner or later........that or we will be fucked by torrentz (dot com)



Simple, a fucking SEO over a submitter, yeah, submitter get you now sales, but fucking SEO guys get you shit thats gonna last, they bust their ass (as I know) to make your product number one, if a SEO guy says hey I need " stop them and say what do you want?

3: Make your fucking shit look good, a lot of the valley models have enough wrinkles in their tits to make grandpa look young due to the oversized tittes they got put in their a sized chest, dont get me wrong, I would give them the donnie rod,

Good to know.

If the room spins, throw up.

It helps.

I will be drunk myself in a few short hours

Frees up room...


Don't go to sleep wasted, that makes messy sheets...


Just keep posting :thumbsup

congrats to the liquor:glugglug

ill re reply to my own thread tomorrow to make the ramblings make sense


werd


airek, i challenge you to a drinkoff in florida..............

wow, just wow. on the rare occasion that i have made a drunk post you cant understand a word of it. it looks like i am typing in tongues. you're definitely a pro.

hehe.

a year ago i would have taken that challenge.

unfortunately the town clown has left the building. i've drank 4 times since july last year, once was in phoenix for the forum. i have no tolerance anymore. but if its at a show, i will do a shot with you. i don't touch the booze when im not at shows anymore.


:thumbsup

Video is just the way the net is going. We need to be on top of it.

We are adding lots of video to our herbal and medical sites too. People are tired of reading text, they need that interactivity.

Video and vaginas. :thumbsup

how about two shots?

one on my tab and one on yours?

This thread made me a lil bit dizzy...

knife.

phone call.

car.

window.

...

you should see my daily "to do list"

Deal!

:thumbsup

see sig for "werd"

If the room spins while you're laying in bed, put a foot on the floor... :2 cents:

ADG

the room only spins when both eyes are closed, pay attention tot he dot on the wall and FOCUS on anything but the toilet

much love to ya buddy :)

ps the got the glasses and the site rocks!! :thumbsup

Are you still drunk buddy?