I want to kill my roommate
 

I wish i could legally kill my roommate. She never sleeps and is the loudest bitch in the world. Anyone have roommates they can't stand?

fuck her to death :2 cents:

turn off the lights and imagine there is a burglar and stick to that story

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

put a paper bag over her head and imagine its Juicy:winkwink:

Eat all her food and drink all her milk

Post a pic of her

How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

well how did u become to be room mates?

I live with opera singers, I'm 100% positive I have it worse.

I am sure you have done worse, get drunk, get a bag and fuck the shit out of her and then scream at her and kick her ass out!:321GFY

I personally think it would be more fun to fuck her to death :2 cents:

She is trying to say that she is bored and the only solution is sex, oral if available :love2suck

I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.

so quit bitching and move

Give her the bone anyways,she will be ok for a month

I am Apt hunting is my full time job!

wtf? you live in someone's closet?

her?

PICS PLEASE

anywhere sounds better than there.

Just bounce

maybe just move out

And here I thought people only lived in closets in Asia.

Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at! :)

this thread delivers

I live in Ottawa area and I got some closet space for rent :) comes with internet HAHA

without pics? NO

internet AND closest space?! Now thats a deal! ;)

pics or ban

and you can walk around naked, as long as the gf doesnt know about it ;)

Kill yourself, then you'll never have to deal with your roommate again - problem solved...

ADG

dugg your own hole as far as i can tell??? back to mom and dads?

i would devote all my free time to finding a place

I think this thread will be used as evidence in your conviction.

How much does rent run for a "small closet" these days? :1orglaugh

I have got room for you :winkwink:

oh really?

Send her to me , I will teach her how to sleep

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Do a poo in her bed, and dont tell her till she finds it!

go ahead kill your roomate.. if you can? hehehe

Herb where are you at in Philly? We could be neighbors.

I hope it didnt bother you that I parked my red mustang in front of your house.
:)

Charge her an ugly fee.

move out immediately and burn her room. ;)

There's your mistake. You were honest.

I have so been there!

drink some beer

i wouldn't stay for long on that room if i were you. I'll definitely be in a bad moon on the next day if i did not rest even for a while...

let us be the judge of that

really . post her pic here, that's enough of a revenge