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  • dave90210
    Registered User
    • Mar 2007
    • 1745

    #1

    I want to kill my roommate

    I wish i could legally kill my roommate. She never sleeps and is the loudest bitch in the world. Anyone have roommates they can't stand?
  • halfpint
    GFY's Halfpint
    • Jun 2007
    • 15223

    #2
    fuck her to death

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    • CharlieBrown
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      • Jun 2002
      • 562

      #3
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      • dave90210
        Registered User
        • Mar 2007
        • 1745

        #4
        I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

        Originally posted by halfpint
        fuck her to death

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        • halfpint
          GFY's Halfpint
          • Jun 2007
          • 15223

          #5
          Originally posted by dave90210
          I would if she wasn't dog ugly.
          put a paper bag over her head and imagine its Juicy

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133986

            #6
            Eat all her food and drink all her milk

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            • mozadek
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 1325

              #7
              Post a pic of her

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              • dave90210
                Registered User
                • Mar 2007
                • 1745

                #8
                How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

                Originally posted by halfpint
                put a paper bag over her head and imagine its Juicy

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                • The Promo Guy
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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 109

                  #9
                  well how did u become to be room mates?
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                  • Jayvis
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                    • Nov 2005
                    • 5430

                    #10
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                    • Eriic
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 2995

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dave90210
                      I would if she wasn't dog ugly.
                      I am sure you have done worse, get drunk, get a bag and fuck the shit out of her and then scream at her and kick her ass out!

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                      • halfpint
                        GFY's Halfpint
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 15223

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dave90210
                        How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?
                        I personally think it would be more fun to fuck her to death

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                        • pimpware
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                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1673

                          #13
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                          • dave90210
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1745

                            #14
                            I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.




                            Originally posted by The Promo Guy
                            well how did u become to be room mates?

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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dave90210
                              I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.
                              so quit bitching and move

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Give her the bone anyways,she will be ok for a month

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                                • dave90210
                                  Registered User
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 1745

                                  #17
                                  I am Apt hunting is my full time job!
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  so quit bitching and move

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                                  • potter
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 6559

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dave90210
                                    I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.
                                    wtf? you live in someone's closet?

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                                    • Jai
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 6915

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dave90210
                                      I wish i could legally kill my roommate. She never sleeps and is the loudest bitch in the world. Anyone have roommates they can't stand?
                                      her?

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                                      • Herb Kornfield
                                        Is on the 1
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 4996

                                        #20
                                        anywhere sounds better than there.

                                        Just bounce

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                                        • moeloubani
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 4235

                                          #21
                                          maybe just move out

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                                          • Sly
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                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 31376

                                            #22
                                            And here I thought people only lived in closets in Asia.
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                                            • missdacia
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                                              • Aug 2007
                                              • 68

                                              #23
                                              Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

                                              Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!

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                                              • natas
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 3377

                                                #24
                                                this thread delivers

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                                                • Fucksakes
                                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 7567

                                                  #25
                                                  I live in Ottawa area and I got some closet space for rent comes with internet HAHA

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                                                  • Jai
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                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 6915

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by natas
                                                    this thread delivers
                                                    without pics? NO

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                                                    • missdacia
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 68

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                      I live in Ottawa area and I got some closet space for rent comes with internet HAHA
                                                      internet AND closest space?! Now thats a deal! ;)

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                                                      • tehHinjew
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                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5755

                                                        #28
                                                        pics or ban

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                                                        • Fucksakes
                                                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 7567

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by missdacia
                                                          internet AND closest space?! Now thats a deal! ;)
                                                          and you can walk around naked, as long as the gf doesnt know about it ;)

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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 38323

                                                            #30
                                                            Kill yourself, then you'll never have to deal with your roommate again - problem solved...

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                                                            • pussyluver
                                                              Clueless OleMan
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 11009

                                                              #31
                                                              dugg your own hole as far as i can tell??? back to mom and dads?

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                                                              • tony299
                                                                lurker
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 57021

                                                                #32
                                                                i would devote all my free time to finding a place

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                                                                • JasonSmokes
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                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 364

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Ethersync
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                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                    • 5289

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                    I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room.
                                                                    How much does rent run for a "small closet" these days?
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                                                                    • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                                      • 6677

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by missdacia
                                                                      Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

                                                                      Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!
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                                                                      • Martha_WildCash
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                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 231

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                                                        And here I thought people only lived in closets in Asia.
                                                                        oh really?
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                                                                        • RichDad
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                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 59

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Send her to me , I will teach her how to sleep
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                                                                          • Pnk XXX
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                                            • 263

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                            How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

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                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 38946

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Do a poo in her bed, and dont tell her till she finds it!


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                                                                              • lhizy_05
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                                                                                • Jan 2008
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                go ahead kill your roomate.. if you can? hehehe
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                                                                                • HotVaderMD
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                                                                                  • Sep 2007
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                                                  anywhere sounds better than there.

                                                                                  Just bounce

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by missdacia
                                                                                    Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

                                                                                    Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!

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                                                                                    • NinjaSteve
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 11089

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Charge her an ugly fee.
                                                                                      ...

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                                                                                      • carol.prime
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                                                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        move out immediately and burn her room. ;)
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                                                                                        • Cyndalie
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                                          I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.
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                                                                                          • Kudles
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I have so been there!
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                                                                                            • SexualDragon
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                                                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                                              I would if she wasn't dog ugly.
                                                                                              drink some beer
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                                                                                              • markz08
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                                                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                                                • 735

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i wouldn't stay for long on that room if i were you. I'll definitely be in a bad moon on the next day if i did not rest even for a while...
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                                                                                                • Zester
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                                                  I would if she wasn't dog ugly.
                                                                                                  let us be the judge of that
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                                                                                                  • Zester
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    really . post her pic here, that's enough of a revenge
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