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Jake the King 04-20-2008 08:54 AM

Punker Barbie - My Tongue - hip to belly button!
 
Ok, Punker Barbie is currently "dating" someone. HOWEVER, I need to know PB, if you were single . . . what are the odds that I could run my tongue from your delicious hip to your sexy belly button? I know it can't happen because of your current bf . . . . but just imagine you had nobody to answer to.


I just need to know for my own imagination! Ok?

Juicy D. Links, please do not respond to this thread. I am tired of licking your not so delicious hip to your not so sexy belly button. I'm moving on! We are OVER!!!

boneprone 04-20-2008 08:56 AM

i fucked her.

Jake the King 04-20-2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14090083)
i fucked her.


Ok, now you are my hero! Not that you weren't before . . . I just mean MORE SO!

BabesPost 04-20-2008 09:00 AM

Think someone should change name to JakeTheDork :winkwink:

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabesPost (Post 14090094)
Think someone should change name to JakeTheDork :winkwink:



Hmmmm. I will consider it my friend!


Now, back to tasting that luscious Punker Barbie and her tasty personality.

Robbie 04-20-2008 09:15 AM

Stalking on GFY....

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:15 AM

Juicy D. Links - you can STOP asking for me to lick you!!! I will report you! I am serious this time! You know I will. Just because I broke down several times before DOES NOT MEAN I will break down again.

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 14090120)
Stalking on GFY....


No Joke!

JDL won't leave my ripe, tender ass alone!

corvette 04-20-2008 09:22 AM

that girl can make potato salad

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-20-2008 09:24 AM

the gay is strong in this one...

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 14090141)
that girl can make potato salad


HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT SAYING!


I'm not exactly sure what it means . . . but it sounds fucking GREAT!!!


HOT HOT HOT!

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14090146)
the gay is strong in this one...



I am saying that men can sometimes do things against their own will due to aggressive other men.


That does NOT make them gay . . . just victims.

Jake the King 04-20-2008 09:47 AM

I want to make a hot sexy recipe and I want PB to be the main ingredient.

Redmanthatcould 04-20-2008 10:25 AM

You could always...I don't know...leave her alone?

Kard63 04-20-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14090146)
the gay is strong in this one...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/5...3f22fae88e.jpg

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-20-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 14090156)
I am saying that men can sometimes do things against their own will due to aggressive other men.


That does NOT make them gay . . . just victims.

Nah, I'm pretty sure you take cock deep in your rectal cavities and like it...

KRosh 04-20-2008 10:37 AM

can you come up with anything original or do you have to keep using peoples names here for thread views?

Jake the King 04-20-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 14090284)
can you come up with anything original or do you have to keep using peoples names here for thread views?


I'm sorry but I am not "using" Punker Barbie. I am honestly interested in licking her from her toes to her cheek bones.


Why is it that the "GAY" guy population always gets worked up when they see a thread about a smoking hot girl?



Jealousy does not become you my friend.

Bojangles 04-20-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14090274)

Hahahahahahaha. Fucking awesome.

farkedup 04-20-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 14090156)
I am saying that men can sometimes do things against their own will due to aggressive other men.


That does NOT make them gay . . . just victims.

what makes you gay is not putting up a FIGHT! nobody would get me in the ass... they'd have to kill me first. while breathing there is simply no possible way even threatening to kill me to let a guy fuck me....

Now a tranny sucking my dick if he really looks like a girl would NOT make me gay.

CurrentlySober 04-20-2008 01:28 PM

i like gay tranny non violent poo

Jake the King 04-20-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14090743)
what makes you gay is not putting up a FIGHT! nobody would get me in the ass... they'd have to kill me first. while breathing there is simply no possible way even threatening to kill me to let a guy fuck me....

Now a tranny sucking my dick if he really looks like a girl would NOT make me gay.


How dare you imply that I "let" Juicy take my ripe tender ass!!!



You should be more careful with your words.



I also don't want to be the one to break the news to you, but there have been several evenings where men have invaded your anal territory.

The only reason I know this is because they have a message board where they post about their conquests. Those dudes use drugs and stealth. That is why you only feel the pain in the ass and wonder what it is all about. Sorry to inform you that you are now part of the club.

Jake the King 04-20-2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 14090747)
i like gay tranny non violent poo



Some day I want you to take a "poo" test.

I will put out five plates of poo and you will need to identify each.



The gay tranny non violent poo will be offered with the gay tranny violent poo so you will have quite a challenge.

mrwilson 04-20-2008 03:40 PM

http://www.steveaddison.net/wp-content/Surfer-2.jpg

DavieVegas 04-20-2008 04:28 PM

Another PB fanatic

Jake the King 04-20-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 14090747)
i like gay tranny non violent poo


Hey, is it true that poo tastes like "chicken"????

Jake the King 04-20-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 14091173)
Another PB fanatic


Oh, yes!

fris 04-20-2008 07:13 PM

dont think she takes kindly to creeps

Jake the King 04-20-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 14091437)
dont think she takes kindly to creeps



Says the guy with a vagina on a juicer!



Women tend to not side with that sort of creepishness.




I don't mind though. You are welcome in my "PB" club! My only requirement is that you agree that I am the PRESIDENT!!!!!



Otherwise, welcome my friend!

fris 04-20-2008 07:59 PM

She doesnt even know who you are


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