Well I've been here in Belize for a few days and.....
 

This is the BEST FUCKING VACATION EVER!!! I've been taking some fantastic pics and I haven't even travelled around in the country yet....If you like Jamaica (like me), you can understand when I tell you that Jamaica is a pure shithole compared to this place...The atmosphere is much safer, they don't drive like animals here, and the people don't look and sometimes act threatning like they do in Jamaica.

These are the friendliest people I've ever met....I met more girls in 48 hours here than in the whole year and a half that I lived in Puerto Rico...I was getting hit on by Belizian women since I boarded the plane in Dallas....Last night I fucked a nice healthy Black/Indian chick from Nicaragua with thick long black shiny hair....Tonight, I might hang with a "Coolie" girl and have some drinks at the bar again and get fucked up....When a Belizian woman wants you, she goes for it...And the great thing is that they don't ask you for money...But they eat like a muthafucka and it might be cheaper just to give the girl cash and send her on their way...But these women like to stay over and cuddle and hang out with you all day so that type of business wouldn't work here..

This is the place that I've been searching for all my life...There are no cars on the off island that I'm on right now...Just golf carts and bikes...I have a rented bike parked right outside of the internet cafe, UNLOCKED!!

I toured Belize City today and a lot of people say it's crappy but compared to Montego Bay, it's like a small country town like you would find in the U.S....And tomorrow, I'm heading to the southern part of the country where the Garifuna people live and one dude told me that I might not even need a hotel because the women will offer to have you stay with them and cook for you and all of that...

Pics won't be up until early may since I'll be here for the rest of April but I guarantee you that you'll love them...

I'll sit here for another half hour and finish this fanta orange if anybody has any questions or comments..

You know what? I can't take sitting here anymore...there's too much sun and surf outside

pictures? always wanted to go :(

enjoy my home man,,,i cant wait to go back soon

Belize is great. The sailing there is amazing and not too crowded like the Caribbean is. We're heading that way shortly for a few weeks on a sailboat.

Carol xoxoxo

Have heard nothing but good stuff about Belize. I will make it over there some day.

Enjoy the sun and the girlsss

Have fun man...

:)

Ive been to belize 3 or 4 times. Its an awesome place, for sure.

have fun :thumbsup

After seeing the girls you usually fuck, i would guess you'd be satisfied anywhere. No offense.

great to hear your good fortune, hope all continues to go well

if you are the guy in your avatar, then yes.. this site will fit your needs.

....this thread needs pics.......

I am jealous... happy?

~Ray

avoid the aids

Is there any white pussy there?

There's plenty of tourists down here...Most are Canadian though...There's also a lot of Germans and French down here...I partied with two white women and one black woman who is a stewardess last night...I was set to get some pussy last night too but then the black woman got drunk and fell down and fucked her knee up badly, which meant the party was over as the other two girls had to watch over her......She's going to soak in the sea right now...

I'm in the southern part of Belize now in a nice town called Placencia...I rented a golf cart and I'm driving around and It's fucking BEAUTIFUL here...The water looks fucking amazing with a nice Turqoise color...I have been taking some great pics all along the way...

A couple of days ago, I was on a small Caye named Tobacco Caye that is one football field wide and two football fields long...I just lit my fire outside of my cabana on the beach and kicked back for a nice night...

I was told that another Mayan Ruin has been found and that they need help excavating it...It's another three and a half hour bus trip south and it borders Honduras...But it's too hot for me to be out digging in the jungle...Fuck that shit..

They just brought me my 'Seaweed Shake' and it tastes wonderful...Kind of like baby rice cereal except cold and a little sweeter...

I might as well make a plug here....If you're not promoting BVF already, you need to...So click on Mr. Cosby and not only will YOU make more money, you can help support MY lifestyle of Leisure...It's a win/win situation..

make sure it goes on your blog man...

We plan on going soon. Its a 6 hour drive from here.
:)

Enjoy Belize, I had a FANTASTIC time there last summer. I stayed on San Pedro Island and you are right, everyone treated us like family.

Damn. Reading this shit makes me think I need another vacation.

It sounds awesome to just get lost in Paradise right about now.

This sounds great.

Minus the black woman part.

Well I finished my seaweed shake and now it's time for me to get in my golf cart and find something to get into....

I'll holla

I've been in the Maya Mountains on a hard hike and today I heard and photographed Howler Monkeys....I've met great people down here and now I'm at the cafe cause it's Karaoke Night....It's just lovely hare...

The Highlight of my day is that I actually ate some termites today out of a termite next in the rainforest today...They taste like woody plant material....I had a great day...I also met a chinese girl who is an wills/trusts/estate lawyer in Chicago and she will help me plan my shit even better than going offshore here in Belize....

I hope all of you are enjoying your night like I am right now...I'm buzzed like a muthafucka and I need to come down so I'm sipping on some Papaya juice....

yo man i love reading your site. i've even listened to some of the audio.

Wow, nice :winkwink:

Enjoy, sounds like a great time, looking forward to the pics:thumbsup

i thought TDF was the only black guy who surfed????