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Juicy D. Links 04-15-2008 08:49 PM
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

born4porn 04-15-2008 08:50 PM
lmfao :1orglaugh

AdPatron 04-15-2008 08:51 PM
Have liked that one for a while!

nosey 04-15-2008 08:53 PM
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...DSCN0166_3.jpg

Pete-KT 04-15-2008 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14073760)
Thats GAY

Wagerboy 04-15-2008 09:08 PM
thats a good one. a tad old but still funny

CunningStunt 04-15-2008 09:27 PM
heh. I hate fat tarts.

martinsc 04-15-2008 10:12 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WinstonTriplexcash 04-15-2008 11:21 PM
Hahahaha, good one!

Xrated J 04-15-2008 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14073760)
Icey Stuntazzzzzzzzzzz

ppixel01 04-15-2008 11:27 PM
got a nice laugh on that, lol

Tam 04-16-2008 04:27 AM
rotfl

oh that was bad juicy. very bad. :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 04-24-2008 02:39 PM

Just_Dave 04-24-2008 02:40 PM
that was prety good

SexualDragon 04-24-2008 03:01 PM
hahahahahaha

notoldschool 04-24-2008 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14073747)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
good one.

D Ghost 04-24-2008 03:04 PM
hehehehe

Kudles 04-24-2008 03:05 PM
Lol ! Too funny

Skillz Unlimited 04-24-2008 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14073760)

Very.....Gay

Skillz Unlimited 04-24-2008 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14073747)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Good one dude.


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