Could you ever be duped by a prostitute?
 

And maybe more importantly... have you? The following letter appeared in a local paper a few days ago, check it out...

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts

"While I was out east on business, I went out to my favourite nightclub -- and went back to my hotel with a prize. She was the most beautiful woman at the club. We made love all night and in the morning she coyly asked me for a few hundred dollars because she was short on the rent. I asked her exactly how much, and said "$300" fast, in a flat voice, like she'd done it a million times.

I said, "I didn't know you were a prostitute" and she said, "Yeah, right. Pay me my money." I did. It was a lot, but I carry a lot of cash; I guess she saw that at the bar.

Now I feel taken. I had no idea. No one told me, although I did get a few smirks I didn't understand at the bar. I thought those guys were just jealous. I'm writing to tell guys to ask around before they take home a very sexy babe like that. It cost me $300 to learn my lesson."

The Idiot

And the answer...

Dear Idiot

"Now you need to get tested for STDs because of that high-risk partner. And you need to abstain from sex until you know the results. Hard lessons indeed."




My question is, could this (or has it) happened to you? You hit a bar, meet an incredible looking chick, maybe one that you normally wouldn't get, and she turns out the next morning, after the fact, to be a hooker.

Would you pay her? :winkwink: Or would you tell her to :321GFY



I've never had that happen to me but if I put myself in that guy's position I'm quite tempted to say I would tell her to get lost and not pay her.

hookers get paid upfront.

Sounds a little like the part in Deuce Bigalow. Except Deuce asks the girl to pay him $10.

No because as soon as she asked for cash she would be out the door

Usually, I suppose, but apparently not in this case.

Maybe this type of thing happens more than people think?

I'd tell her to fuck off.

By Dick Masterson's definition of whore, I've been duped by many my whole life through...

in many case when shit like that happens it's a con, you don't pay - couple of dudes show up and you end up paying after all

I would've tried my luck though - "$300? Oops, I'm cahrging $450, now you owe me $150 biatch"

Just go to the circle bar in the middle of any hotel in Las Vegas and you have a chance of this happening, although I seriously doubt they don't get paid first. The circle bar in the middle of the Hard Rock Hotel is one of the worst, especially after the girls at the strip club across the street get off work. You never know who is a hooker and who isn't.

A few years ago I stayed at Bally's for a sports handicapping convention, and right after I checked in I went to the bar in the middle for a few drinks before I went to bed (it was late when I got there). There was maybe 2 other guys there, and about 10 beautiful women all staring and smiling at me. I asked the bartender and he said there wasn't a single girl there that wasn't a hooker. You have to love Vegas...

I would tell her to go fuck herself and insist that she calls the police if she don't like it

Which she would....and accuse you of rape.

I guess the hookers ask for the money in the beginning....

Most beautiful woman at the club?
all night for $300?

Pay her the money and tell her to come back tomorrow.

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Could you ever be duped by a prostitute?

Yes, but only a good looking tranny... a painful surprise! Lol

If he was her last customer of the night I hope he didn't eat her :Oh crap

That caught my attention too...

fuck, your right.

:1orglaugh

We dont have a lot of prostitutes here.

Got hooked with lots of hookers at clubs but i honestly dont care much. Its just money.. while iam fucking i made the money back allready in 99% of the case.. so i can live with it.

Quick story....The trop in a/c a few years back, im playing blackjack, pretty small, no chip stack. Young girl sits down next to me. we get to chatting, shes a paralegal, blah blah, got a bonus, thought she would blow it in a/c etc etc...she was no looker trust me, but decent (after 20 coronas)...We go back to room, fuck and I light up a joint. She flips and says she cant do that etc. She then says "i gotta go, gimmie $500" I said for what? SHe says you didnt think I was really interested in you do you? I never paid of course and threw her out. So I guess I did get duped.

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Dear Idiot

Next time you're at a bar and the most beautiful woman in the place seems to be taking a shine to you, ask her "Are you a prostitute?"

haha

happens all the time..
..to Freshmen..

Well everything has its price, but I wouldn't risk a sex with a random partner without a condom anyway..

Beeing in a high risk environment for a couple of years changes your attitude to beeing very careful while having sex... no matter if its a professional or "civil" girl.

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:1orglaugh

When I lived in DC I used to have "bachelor parties" on a regular basis at my house.

We had them because we were bachelors - LOL

Without getting into too many details, it got so bad that my friend and I bought one of the bachelor party companies we regularly used from a girl who was trying to get out of the business.

After six months of my buddy and I running the company into the ground, we sold it back to the girl.

You think I would know better given my past, but two years ago in Vegas I got hustled big time.

I got my Rolex, fur coat and wallet lifted.

Oh well, if you play any game long enough you are bound to lose.