10 reasons why you SHOULD NOT go to XBIZ Summer Forum this year [win $$$]...
 

Don't go to XBIZ Summer Forum this year if...

1. You don't want to meet the most number of people
2. You prefer old-school seminars
3. You hate networking
4. You hate sexy people
5. You hate rock music
6. You hate Las Vegas
7. You think XBIZ sucks
8. You think show's are a total waste of time
9. You don't like to save money
10. _______________________


Post your 10th reason in here.

I'll pick the best 10 and give each a $100 black casino chip at the show.

10. The banner in your sig is not showing up.

10. I live in Vegas and can't handle the thought of going down to the strip..

because you are taking sides with AVN and want to boycott XBIZ

:1orglaugh:winkwink:

I am equal opportunity forum go-er :)

Fight the tug of war!


my summary:

Internext in vegas = i liked the club format this year, but it didn't have a compactness of the environment like having the whole hotel to the event (ie. lots of outsiders).

Xbiz forum in hollywood = not a good hotel for the event

Xbiz forum at hard rock = great venue

Internext in hollywood, FL = great venue

When are they going to block the strip from cars and just let everyone walk it?
I think it would be a great idea. Just put trolleys up and down the street to get from one hotel to another. :thumbsup

sausage party

#10 - you hate the cheapest airfare rates of any destination in America

#10 - you hate free drinks & lap dances

Because HARD ROCk casino sucks and you will be bored

10. You hate to go to a show that's free

10. You don't want to look as cool and relaxed as airek chilling by the pool with 300 hot womens all around him begging to go on a date.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yea i got the same problem....totally :pimp

10. You can't handle 115F heat? :winkwink:

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp:pimp

Because I can't take listening to Moe talk about College Basketball ; )

#10

You don't want to see One of the hottest girls in the industry, Raven Riley in a bikini in the hard rock pool.

because I am under 21 and therfore cannot drink legally.

but if you were to sort me out some fake i.d. ... who knows.

One Valid reason that actually sticks. :thumbsup

10: The Vegas summer heat almost killed me last year.


10: Upon returning from last years show, I was stabbed in the chest by a pen that was given out in the goody bags

10. You are afraid to see webmasters in swimsuits at the pool!

10. Because you already have more money then brains

10. You do not want someone who is easily paid off to settle some drama by accidentally running over your toes with a wheelchair tire that is awkwardly low in tire pressure so that the rim really digs in.

#10. You are still drunk from the Phoenix Forum

Mr. speed when can i expect ownership deed for lightspeeds cash?

10. You are afraid of the dark, after hour parties...

Because the name of the show should be..
XBIZ Summer Forum introduces Web 3.0

10. You’re on house arrest and there is no way for parole officer would let you leave the state for a porn convention.

10. your name is lawrence conner

10. You have to walk there.

10. You are afraid your expensive camera with $1500 lens might get stolen, then make a drama thread about it, only to have it returned to you by someone who wouldn't out the thief.

I hate you Cory! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Very original Alec - here give me my chip

http://imabro.com/bromasterblog/wp-c...2008/03/16.jpg

if you'd be offended witnessing one of the maids at the Hard Rock accept our offer to shoot her for Latin Sluts R Us.

haha :1orglaugh

10. Because I am going to get beat up at the show.

10. You hate having fun, and not remembering a damn thing about it

From Newark... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

10. You do not want to see Mitch sporting a Speedo

wouldn't be fair if you didn't win for this - 1 chip goes to you WG.

10. You don't like getting a free $100 Black chip to bet on RED (see the irony?) :upsidedow

You don't want to have Caz's Credit Card held for all incidentals from his stolen wallet
HAHAHAHA!!

J/K Caz, I couldn't resist.

#10 - you hate affiliate reps with corporate amex cards taking you to the finest restaurants in the world

you get an 11th chip just for the lack of originality of this thread - just don't BLOW it.

Yeah Cory - you are going down

I'll toss in a few more while I eat breakfast here:

- You don't like being photographed by JFK

- You don't want to see XBiz Kristen as a single woman for the last time

- You don't want to watch Pete-KT win everything from the house at 6am whilst you lose your rent money

Ok, so I'm not too creative yet, cut me some slack I just woke up :)

You win for the most bizarre. :1orglaugh

agreed:thumbsup

10 My wife does not let e travel alone anymore since I cannot seem to stop from making an ass out of myself.

I will be shaving my legs this year

im game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Because you dont want to know too much about the people you are doing business with
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