Gimmie some questions only a GIRL could answer
 

i want a list of questions that only a woman can answer. questions a man should NOT know the answer to.

example:
what is the most effective way to insert a tampon? (a man could answer this if they read the box, but it's unlikely)


got the idea?
fire away!

Does my dick taste as delicious as it looks?

what's the best way to scrub a toilet?

Why do I know that answer...


My question would be, how in the fuck can you start taking a piss and stop instantly when needed? I.E. outdoor piss near road and car comes around bend. Wham no more piss.

I doubt there is any such question. Google can answer all.

i am being serious and all you people are doing are cracking jokes!

LOL! The best way to put in a tampon? Are these really the burning questions, that men need the answers to?

All you need to know about Women is ... we own 50% of the money, and 100% of the pussy.

which tampon size are you using personally ???

Unfortunately, that's not really the case.

no no no, ur misunderstanding the purpose of this thread.

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That comes from poor Parenting and the dumbing down of Good Wifery.

My Mother taught me:
Never mind the credit cards, keep the household accounts.
A safety deposit box, is a girl's best friend.
Jewlery is the only acceptable gift from a husband.

My Daddy taught me:
Don't give it away.


Momma's rules were easier to follow.
:winkwink:

Thank The Goddess, the only use of a tampon, at this stage of my life, is an emergency pipe.

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I'm a chick, but I can't really think of any!!! Could you be more specific please ;-)

those two were good!
thx!

Women will never be understood..fact

I could never understand how a woman can bleed for 5 days and not die..

You survived university, didn't you? (That's high school to us US folks.)

This is not an artfully constructed question. I find that I as a porn director routinely know more about many aspects of "girl stuff" than many of the eighteen year old girls that I hire.

ask for sizes of pantyhose (a,b,c etc)

nah never did uni did college..a very long time ago

ahh, yes good one.
as i have no idea what a,b,c translates to.

What would it look like if a girl peed whilst doing a handstand

not nice!

ask her a soccer question; when the attacker is behind the last defender, and gets the ball, then he is ... ? (out of game)

If she comes with the correct answer it's (or was) a men.

why do you woman always have to discuss everything exhaustively? I don't want to have THE TALK.

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a valuable question in this thread, but still..

Hi, welcome to GFY and please show me those C cups of yours...Thanks for sharing.

how about this one? :2 cents:

what is the difference between purple and lila? :helpme

Answer: anything that happened in a relationship that pissed her off 10 years ago.

I totally win!

Ask her where the FUCK YOUR DINNER IS.

There's a chart on the back.

Does lying come naturally to women?
Do you always know who the daddy is?
Do you feel the "need" to have a child before you're 40?
Does size matter?
Can you love a guy with a buss pass as much as a guy with an Audi?
Can you imagine yourself living 200 years ago, when women had absolutely no rights at all?
Is it true you feel less pain (than men) when getting tattoos?>>> I've heard this before.

Viencarl- please STOP linking to images behind member protected areas, in particular at motleycrow.com

Thanks

Ron

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Yeah I was gonna mention that...