Swallowed Tongue Piercing
 

Yeah I did it. I've had a tongue piercing many years before and it slipped out. I was able to physically take it out because the ball kept slipping (no pun). Well last night I was watching Van Wilder and laughing my ass off. I went to go get a turkey sandwich and was watching the movie, laughing, etc.

Well a tongue piercing naturally hits against the roof of your mouth and everything else, so naturally as I ate, I could feel this sensation. Well I bit down one last time and savored the flavor of my turkey sandwich, and didn't feel my piercing at all. I looked down on the floor, and found the ball but not the long instrument that should protrude from my tongue. What happened to it? I thought. I looked on the floor, nothing, gone.

The only thing I could think of is that I fucking swallowed my goddamn piercing. WTF! Now I'm pissed, because I really loved my piercing. The only way I can tell if I swallowed it, is you know...... Well if it passes, and hopefully it will, I'll be a happy camper, but I'll keep looking for it.

LOL:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So what you are saying is that if it passes you will dig it out of your processed Turket sandwich and then place it back in your mouth? Man don't ask me for a smooch anytime in the near future.... But I guess if you will put that in your mouth... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......

That's one of the reasons why I never got my tongue pierced...

No I'm saying I hope it passes. That's just nasty...:1orglaugh

Yeah surprised the shit out of me when I realized it happened.

I might have to go to emergency to have them take it out. LOL, just kidding. :1orglaugh

Damn...I've never swallowed the post, but I swallowed one of the beads on the end once. Good luck...hope it all comes out all right in the end.

So to speak. :1orglaugh

I once lost my tongue bar in the pub - it rolled on the floor and with all the ppl there i couldn't find it

Just make sure you get replacement b4 the hole starts to close up!!!

what IS worse - I used to have a REALLY long bar through myy tongue - and sometimes when I was eating i would accidently CHOMP down on it - it used to hurt liek hell - and a few times i thought i had smashed my tooth

the other thing about having a long bar - it used to get caught between the progrs on forks - i'd be eating with a fork ... put the food in my mouth - take fork out of my mouth ... and my tongue would follow !!!!! LOL

then there's spaghettit - that gets wrapped around it
so does bubble gum

in the end I just got a shorter bar



don't worry it won't hurt you to have the bar go thru your system
just be REALLY thankful you didn't have one of those "Spiky Ball Bars " :1orglaugh

fuck, now im disapointed
I saw the word 'swallowed' and saw it was beerbust who posted it, I figured it was gonna be something else

Great story. But I decided to not get another bar again. It will make it easier when I -cough- well you know. Plus when you have a piercing you lose some taste glands so I want to really savor the flavor of what I'm licking.

:1orglaugh

Remember most things have two meanings. :)

Ouch.... another reason why I am not into piercings. :1orglaugh

Good luck, hope it doesn't try to come out sideways. :winkwink:

If it does I hope it feels good, since I'm multi orgasmic. OOOH la, la:1orglaugh

Let us know how everything comes out..:Graucho :1orglaugh