I Just Called A Hooker
 

I asked her how much..

She said $20 per hour in local currency.

I said Ok, how many hours do I get for $100 (in dollars).

She said, 2 hours.

I laughed until she hung up on me lol

It's true, South American hookers have less IQ then the norm :upsidedow

$20/hr? must be a street hooker...

brothels will run ya about $50/hr down there...

It depends on the language you speak when you call them.

I always have my girlfriend call, she's local so she gets the real prices.

20 and 50 an hour is still super cheap.. real hookers start at 250EUR an hour over here...

Where are you exactly ?

Cool story...

I'm in Paraguay for the moment, good place to shoot except the girls are half ugly and think they will get aids if they suck cock without a condom.

Sounds interesting? lol

Thank you I did my best

The $20/hr ones are definitely not born "she's" - you can bet your ass on that. This is coming from an expert.

Well to be honest, if you want a real hot girl down here you need to hit the clubs ... they're not called hookers but "factureras" ... they will cost you around $100 - $200 per night but they're the real deal.

No skanky bitches with 3 kids but actual hot girls that might do the model gig daytime ... that's why they don't work at the agencies etc, only low profile at high end clubs etc.

I am living in the wrong place.

2c

;-)

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about, that's coming from someone that's been living here :)

plane ticket is $1000, I'll have a limo pick you up at the airport ... give it a thought ;)

It was an attempted joke. Guess it failed? I dunno, I still thought it was funny, but I'm obviously biased :)

how safe is it down there for a gringo?

farthest south i've been was panama...

Shit, sorry, I actually thought it was really funny ... pinky promise!

depends on where you go but it's pretty safe.

though if you're the paranoid type (like me) it won't cost you more then like $800 a month to have armed body guards with you at all times.

Paraguay? Why don't you just go rape some random? It's probably cheaper to get out of jail.

:1orglaugh

good point though it's all the same, the police get their fair share from the prostitutes also.

saving money has always been about cutting out the midle man, or middlewhore in this case...

one second though, they have goats down there don't they?

It's normally $40 an hour, but she has no legs so it's only $20. :)

I'm not sure, I think they're bigger on cows .... which is all the better since they don't move much.

I always found goats very hard to seduce myself :Oh crap

who cares I'm not fucking her legs :P

legs just get in the way anyhow

neat, did she have teeth? Sometimes you can under estimate the power of the gums

amen brother !

At least they are being careful... AIDS is rampant in that area, esp. Brazil...™™

By the way, did you cross to Argentina to get some nice Steaks and some custom made jackets?

well she has them but they're not pretty.

someone has an ugly teeth pic?

Yes you're right, they're very careful down here ... the % of hookers with HIV is extremely low actually.

And no, being a vegetarian I did not go for the stakes, though I did try a fillet once in Uruguay, Punta del Este to be exact ... last meat I ever ate and probably the best... the knife just slided right through it without any effort like if it was made out of butter .... oh man that was some good fucking meat !!

hi there nat!

hi cutie, wanna cuddle?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pretty cool script you're sporting in your sig ... was thinking about something along those lines last night, guess I was a little late :)

ppl who fuck hookers are just despicable!

same here :Oh crap

I should move...

go to Uruguay, only place in that shithole continent with zero native population

Now there is a quote...

Native south americans are a very small chunk of the population in most major cites down here and I have never heard of them being much of an issue. But obviously they are worse in your mind then the rest of us down here who also suck??

:1orglaugh

they are ugly

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sacramento has the hottest ones ...escorts ...

Damn, hookers are cheap in Paraguay!

No way you could get a hooker down here in Brazil for only $20.

We have the best red meat in the world down here. :thumbsup

Thats cuz our great forefathers exterminated all of them.

actually I've seen them cause quite a mess ... only in Paraguay though.

traveling up the east coast I always found the natives to be a very interesting people it's just here they're all fucked up and causing issues.

err ... maybe it's not as much them as the government taking their land and leaving them nothing but anyway :)

How about people who fucks porn stars? <grin>

congrats

That's hillarious! Clearly, either she's "that dumb" or the "right attitude" must really cost extra where you live. LOL

Brad

oh without a doubt ... then again the cows down here has like an acre each to stroll around on and get beefy the healthy way.

though I must say when I was in Uruguay I had the hardest of times finding good meat ... only in Punta del Este could I finally find a fillet.

in Montevideo I couldn't get one to save my life, all places except one said they were out ... the last one said they had it then served me some other crap that I could barely chew.

I took a guess that all good meat was being exported or sold in the richer parts of the country but maybe I just hit it at a bad season?

Thats cheap

How much for a massage down there?