Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?
 

Mike South tells me no way.

I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

What do you think?

Real men tend to their kid's needs.

I would say they do,might hate it but they do it out of love

quoted for truth.

If its his kid then yes

I changed one today that was beyond words... It's amazing something so cute could cause such horror....

yes! and the poop doesn't smell as bad, when it belongs to your kid.

i look at it, and if it's a big turd, I'm like WOW! I take pride in my kids poop.

Real men, all. I salute you (but I washed my hands first)

Real men? Yes, everyday...
It's the assholes and lowlifes who don't :2 cents:

I do it every night, and I can't imagine for the life of me where a seven-week old stores all of that up :1orglaugh

(I also don't think I've ever used the word poop in my life until seven weeks ago :1orglaugh

Good Fathers wipe up the puke too.

Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

Hell fuckin' yeah!

When my son was still in diapers my wife changed him 95%+ of the time - but I never had any issues doing so.

Crazy as it sounds, I miss those days. He's 3 1/2 now. Poops, pees and climbs a little step stool to wash his hands all by him self now.

The only time he needs any help is in public restrooms. He hates using the toilets so he'll stand on my feet and and I'll give him a boost at one of the urinals when he has to pee. That or I have to lay out a stack of the toilet liners ... or use half a roll of toilet paper to coat the seat!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It sounds like the worlds biggest cliché, but they grow up so fast, man - enjoy this time while you can ... it'll pass before you know it!

:2 cents:

Real men absolutely change poopy diapers.
They wash their hands after too.
Real men even help with the vacuuming, and swish out a dirty toilet once in a while.


Fuck yeah.

im going to throw up lol

Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men? jk

yes :thumbsup

absolutely.

:thumbsup

I have 2 kids my son I changed his diapers all the time... well seemed like all the time but was only like 2% of his diaper time but I changed it... now my daughter was a different story.. I never changed one of her diapers until recently when my wife went out of town for an emergency and I was at home a week with both kids alone...

Without a doubt. Raised two children on my own.

So if real men change diapers all the time, do real women beat the shit out of mean nasty looking dudes bothering her man in a shady looking bar ?

Provided they're there together that is.

Real men disappear to the oilpatch until the kid turns 4...

Oh wait, that's only here in Alberta, hah...

quoted yet again for truth

Some men break when faced with this issue...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/7...8edefea946.gif

NO POOING IN THE CAR!

:warning

Real fathers do.

If it's gotta be done it's gotta be done, better than letting it ferment in there and start leaking out the sides, 'get in quick get our quick' my motto for alot of things in life.. hehe

I always changed my kids diapers, and prayed for the day she was potty trained, now she's eight and I wish she was a lil tike again

-Loki-

I think the real question is:

Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

Who cleaned the carpet?

OMG! There'd be No Nookie for yooooo!

I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew... :winkwink:

Man....why you throwin me under the bus

ROFL!!!!!!

godamned right they do...
hell, I can change a diaper while talking on the phone and sometimes add in another task or two...I wash my hands afterwards of course...

real men take care of their kids...

Hell Yea!!!!

I'm proud of you guys.. You're a real man and father. :thumbsup

This one's for you..
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/...aby_Diaper.jpg

just wait until you start getting peed on :)

Yes they do.

My son has pissed on me on more than one occasion, and at first you get mad, but then realize that its no big deal. He actually laughed the first time he did it. Had to be careful not to allow it to become a game.

a lot of men don't like doing those kind of stuff but then they still do due to the reason that it is their responsibility and they love their children...

As long as it is your kid, sure...

I've changed my daughters diapers since a newborn for 16 months now - with a new one on the way as well due June - so even more. Do I like it? No - but love and commitment tells me that its the best way to show both my wife and little one that I would prefer this sacrific over being single - alone with no legacy left.

I constantly have women say to my wife - can I rent him?

Whatever your definition of a 'real' man - the only one that matters is your own. No one elses. I'm happier now than I ever have been.

sure they do. when my daughter was younger I always changed them. would never have crossed my mind not to do it. when it's your kid you do anything.

Real men step up and take responsibility and aren't afraid to get dirty doing so.

End of story.

I stay home with my daughter every day, so yeah, I change a lot of shitty diapers.

But none of it was as bad as yesterday, she projectile vomited a big bottle of milk onto our microfiber couch, I cleaned it quick, but the smell... THE SMELL!! I have been hitting that fucker with every cleaning product known to man it it just smells like spoiled death.

I think I will put the couch outside and let the sun work on it.

If it's milk the sun will probably make it worse.

Do you have a steam cleaning spray thingy? I found that worked well when our little darling spewed on the carpet... sprayed car shampoo, let it sit for a bit, then used the steam sprayer to make sure it was getting in properly (and dilute/dislodge the muck). Took a few tries but it was eventually clean.

BTW the car shampoo works well because when you spray it you can clearly see "patches" that are otherwise invisible, you know to keep going in that area. :)

This thread made me laugh so hard :)