Funny Booty Call
 

> >Pre-Booty Call Agreement
> >
> >This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as
> the "Agreement")
> >is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002,
> >by_______________________, between
> ____________and______________.
> >
> >THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
> PRINCIPLES:
> >
> >1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to
> repeat it in
> >the morning.
> >
> >2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before
> the events of
> >the evening.
> >
> >3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
>
> >
> >4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
> >
> >5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with
> this? Do you
> >love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
> >
> >6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called
> the "backup,"
> >unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time
> advanced
> >arrangement.
> >
> >7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
> >
> >8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
> >
> >9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's
> really none of
> >your damn business.
> >
> >10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are
> not friends,
> >just sex buddies.
> >
> >11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be
> offended.
> >
> >12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving
> anything behind
> >when you leave.
> >
> >13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get
> your ass up,
> >get dressed and go the fuck home.
> >
> >14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I
> don't care.
> >
> >15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
> >
> >16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will
> be: "My
> >roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
> >
> >17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is
> less eye
> >contact the better.
> >
> >18. No condoms, no fucking.. Carry your ass home.
> >
> >19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
> >
> >20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back
> looking for
> >your ass.
> >
> >* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
> >The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder
> of the
> >agreement.
> >If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of
> this
> >Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and
> you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and
> deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words,
> you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
> ass understands the rules.
> >
> >Participating Party
> >
> >Signature______________________________________ _
> >Date: ________________
> >
> >Participating Party
> >
> >Signature______________________________________ _
> >Date: ________________
> >

WTF

you forgot one - Don't steal my stuff

wow, as if i dont get enough of this crap in my email. now we have people pasting their email forwards on gfy.

hmm, and why would ppl enter into that agreement?
especially considering no. 14

> >14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I
> don't care.

whats the point then? sex is like golf, i always what to know the courses par :)

Steal my stuff? No! She would get hit with the 44.

KDizzla