Good Joke...test yourself. hehe
 

Okay, I thought this was pretty cool so let's see how ya do. NO CHEATING. Read line by line. DO NOT scroll down! Enjoy!

Are you the weakest link?

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? (scroll down)




First Question: You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?





Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
the first question.


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?








Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.


Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

You're not very good at this are you?


Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?

Scroll down for answer..





Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question
right?



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?




Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question
again.
You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!
Good-bye!!!

Where is the punchline?

No punchline...that's why it says test yourself. How'd you do? Get any right?

I only had the first one right...
and I had to check the 3rd one with the calculator...
damn...stop messing with my head ! LOL

I prefer Millionare

I got the last one right but thats only cause i know it but other then that i fucked up all the rest!
Damn crazy head games giving me a headache!

1,2,4 right. 3rd.. WRONG! I carried the 90 to 900! DAMNIT!

that was pretty fun.
i actually got all 4 right!!

But it was fun!

got anymore?

I got them all wrong, but my CollegeFuckFest conversions are still better than yours so go fuck yourself :321GFY

Ok, I actually got the last one right. (by that time I was prepared for your trickery.

Damn, I got them all right but I would PREFER better conversions...

dam you and your tomfoolery!

Grrr... Just got the numbers one right.

I got the same one's right that Boneprone did.

No more yet but if I do find any, I'll post them.

nothing compared to terababes albatross riddle :thumbsup

if you didnt do it search for the thread!