So I got ambushed by a kickboxing moron while out of town last night..
 

I am looking like a fuckin Rocky Balboa and type this using only two fingers on the left hand..

I went like 200 miles outside of Prague to attend the wedding of one of my cousins, a small town with about 30.000 inhabitants. We keep and maintain great relations since we were kids so it was a must to attend.

The whole ceremony was ok, then we had a part of the best hotel over there rented and I spent actually a very relaxed afternoon, chatting with my cousins and drinking beer for the most of the time..

After the midnight, the hotel was closing, so my suggestion was to move to a non stop bar with bowling and a video jukebox for a little after party and to play some 80's hair crimes. It was me, my other cousin, his girl, while her sister and her boyfriend were leaving a bit earlier and we should have met outside of a disco club nearby.

I hate discos and was dressed to kill so I obviously thought it's not a good idea to go down there while it's saturday night and I would be looking like a parrot in the middle of crows, surrounded with local disco morons.

But they insisted to go down there and after I shot like two jaegermeisters I told them that I will go down, but will leave if that will suck - first major mistake.

I actually had a good time and realized that the girls there actually seem to dig me and take me as a big baller, which was obviously provoking the local morons, yet I was able to handle the first attempts to taunt me with style and they always shut up.

Now we had some seriously great time, shooting jaeger and socialising and it was close to 4:30 AM while I picked up my cousin who passed away on a bar to sit down for the last shot, so we went to this box sitting opposite to this big mean looking Dolph Lundgren type of guy, who sat there with a girl and they didn't had much to say to each other - second major mistake.

I don't remember what I chatted about with my cousin but we could sat there for like 15 minutes while the idiot stood up from the box, nothing wrong with that - it looked like they are actually leaving.

What happened was, that this guy intensely kept staring at me, so I looked him in the eyes too asking "what's the problem fella"?

He was like 6'3 maybe 220 - 230 pounds, I am like 5'9 and 185 pounds so definitely not the kind of late night entertainment I would be looking for, not to forget he was standing and I was cornered in a tight box, sitting on my ass with legs under the table, practically unable to move.

"What the fuck are you looking at" was the reply and then he jumped in and started to throw very well targeted ans very hard punches, I blocked a couple of them and tried to lean upfront and counterstrike him with the right - third and a fatal major mistake.

He was way longer and able to move on his legs and blocked me out - his reach was obviously way better than mine, of course I was unable to cover me with left and I collected about three or four hits, although I did covered my chin I got one on the eye, ripping the eyebrow and two right up to the mouth while he broke with a punch my left pointing finger and cracked four teeth. I was a bit slower because of the alcohol and also did this total sillyness. He surely knew how to hit.

I was still in control and never failed to look him in the eyes, I guess someone got that idiot off of me, simple redneck motherfucker, of course the security were old buddies of him and even openly told us that "he is the champion in kickboxing" FUCK YOU idiots.

What a brave thing to do, to attack someone who is sitting on his ass in a corner box, as far as I was bleeding and my left index finger got shortened in about one half of it's length - I left and took a cab to the emergency, they were very proffessional, I got RTG a couple of stitches and they straightened up and fixated my left hand.

Then I spent about one and half hour on police to report the incident because otherwise I wouldn't get paid from the government for the medical expenses..

It should take three weeks till I will be able to use properly my left hand again, I will need the dentist to fix my front teeth which will be a hassle and will cost fortune, and on the top of that I lost in the rush my original Ray Ban sunglasses over there.

Simple minded motherfuckin small town idiots, hope that fuck jerked off real well that night.

This is the last photo from that night before this happened. I am getting too old for this shit.

http://nl.bigsister.net/gfy/carlos.JPG

my first instinct was to laugh. so i did. hope you're ok.

next time you see someone looking for fight that outweighs you by fifty pounds don't try staring him down.

That fucking sucks man..get well soon

sucks when shit like that happens !

Pretty good advice.

you got to show us the photos after the incident.

Ain't that a truth!

I guess I can still stand a hit, but this motherfucker was no newbie.. the police guys had a clear idea about who that is..

I learned that kinda shit in like third grade. If you dont know that shit by the time your an adult you deserve the ass whoopin. :2 cents:

Sorry to hear that...

I am not sure if I would want to turn this thread into some kind of popular "dumbest acts in the history" series.

Let's say I will need to wear sunglasses for a while even more than I am used to and am also looking ridiculously rough now, the scars will surely add on an intense character to my face..

Ouch.

Yeah, staring down a guy that size without any major fight training isn't wise. Glad you're okay, though. I hate when you're trying to have a good time and morons have to resort to violence.

hey Carlos, the jerkoff that hit you was a fucking loser! it sounds like it could have been much worse of you hadn't blocked a few of his punches .... and apart from him you had a good time! hope you are feeling better soon! :thumbsup

sorry to hear that man :(

yeah let us see the cracked teeth man! it will 10 double this threads value!

Strange if that guy was a kickboxing champion, champions usually doesnt feel the need to kick little dudes in bars asses...

But its funny you know, I think its very dangerous with STARES... cause its like... like this "if your a badass, you dont wanna look down if someone stares at you" and then you enter a room where another badass is that thinks exactly like you "i wont look away, im no bitch"... you know... whats gonna happen then, they wait for the other to say something or they feel they must say something themselves,,, and this huge kickboxing guy probably is used to that people look away you know... people in the town know who he is etc.. he look dangerous... and then you sit there... and your eyes meet, and you dont look away... and he thinks like, motherfucker who are you look away this is my turf! and then you ask him whats the problem... THAT is a challenge in street language... you challenged him and he as a "badass" had to act as to not loose his badass status... i know it is Ridicolues! but those guys think like this!

or even if you DO have training... one good shot to the chin is all it takes.

Alright, this my take... first of all I know exactly how it is to be a "smaller" guy. I'm 5'9" with a skinny/athletic build and for some reason this just BEGS for bigger guys to talk shit to me for no reason when I'm out getting my drink on, so I definitely feel you there. BUT.. I usually take their low-blows with laughter and even kid on myself WITH them while they're doing it... this either leads to two things... we get to talking and become 5-minute buddies or he realizes that I'm not looking for a fight and stops egging shit on.

Either way, giving this guy "the look" was one of the dumbest moves ever (but you were drunk so it can be forgiven). How is he suppose to know what your intentions were? This guy was obviously looking for a fight and you gave him enough temptation to go at it. Regardless the guy is a huge dickbag for fighting someone half his size, especially when you're in the sitting position you were in.

Sorry to hear about things, hope you heal up quick.

I actually did a bit of boxing, and would normally try to keep the distance, but it's kind of tough to properly defend if you are sitting on your ass with no space to move. I was only able to go for a cover which would more or less work, if I hadn't forgot I ain't Clint Eastwood and wouldn't have tried to counter attack him..

I actually covered my chin, that's the only right thing I did.. even he broke my finger I covered the chin and got it right into the mouth..

Terrible what happenned but, NEVER fuck with the locals.

was it sleazydream? i hear he LOVES to ambush people

ok, that was BAD

Carlos,

Wow, I am bummed reading this happened to you. The guy didn't have to take it that far to assert himself, specially in your disadvantageous position.

You filed a police report. You pressed charges against him, right? Hope you realize that you HAVE TO or he's going to continue rearranging faces since there are no repercussions.

I'm really horrified for you and wish you a speedy recovery.

xoxo
Leslie

Yeah, it can't get much obvious than that I guess.. probably, I forgot that I have also lost like 25 pounds since I stopped to work out and do sport, I barely had problems back then, even in really wild places..

the guy was their kickboxing champion, i bet he is the little towns biggest sports hero!
"the bouncer like, "that was our kickboxing champ *nodding their heads proudly*"... and the cops like "hm we might know who it is" *rips the report to shreds as soon as you leaves the room"...

besides... if the big dude was friend with the bouncers the bouncers will probably say it was your fault etc... I bet in a small town like that they probably train at the same gym so i dont think you will have much succsess dragging this to court... :(

Same thing happened to a buddy of mine, 2 guys jumped him cause they were drunk jocks decided he looked at them wrong...put him in the hospital with a wired jaw and broken bones everywhere

he ended up filing police reports and all that, and once he was finally healed up he saw a lawyer...ended up getting about $560k from the suit due to their parents being extremely wealthy.

Well even this is probably the usual scenario, the police has been helpful so far.

I need to get first and foremost my medical expenses back, the court will be in place, but I don't think I can get much out of that idiot.

Thanks for the words of support to everyone, need to take a nap now.

Was his name Cung Le?

If so, I think I may know who did this to you.

I'm sorry I didnt like the way you were staring at me :) Sorry that happened to you, theres always drunk idiots at the bars...nasdar :)

man that sucks, staring contests can be a painful thing.

hope you heel soon Carlos - I guess you won't forget the night in a hurry.

That sucks. Hope the healing process treats you well.

now I know who stole my grandma's sunglasses, good thing you got your ass whipped

Im sure you know someone who can handle this issue for you. lol

Sounds like you already had a chip on your shoulder when you went into the place... maybe that wasn't the best idea.

But the guy who beat you up is a punk anyhow.

If the guys is friends with the bouncers, it's a no-win situation for you. If you had, let's say, counter-attacked successfully and beaten him up, the bouncers would just bring you out back and use the numbers game.

The other thing is if you aren't familiar with the bar/town, who's to know if he's carrying a gun/knife or will follow you outside with some friends, etc...

It sucks there isn't any such thing as a good 'ol fashioned bar brawl anymore :upsidedow

Now that you know where he hangs out, I'd have someone put a few bullets in his champion kick boxing legs some night on his way out.

I hate assholes. This guy sounds like one and deserves whatever he gets.

What a douche bag... if someone tried something like that in most cities they'd end up getting stabbed sooner or later.

can't comment on that...

err nvm wrong thread

I'm sorry to hear about your cousin.

Sorry to here that man, hope you recover soon, you get assholes like that all over the place.:mad:

Like it was said, if you don't get any compensation or a fair follow up from the police... you probably know what to do...

But when you're an outsider and you decide to play the eyes game with a guy the outweights you greatly it's not hte best idea... but you were drunk... I'd probably have done the same thing... got my tooth cracked up a few times and takes a long time to heal... but be glad it was only punches and not kicks to your mouth.

Take care buddy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You want to get some people to pass the word around that town that he messed with a wrong'un and there is a contract out. Will get him thinking before he does it again (if you havent already done this of course).

Carlos
The good news is at least you're not married like your cousin =)
Feel better Ok?!

In which city did this happen?

i just hate assholes just looking to fight when going out... im there to party and for the chicks, i dont understand why some motherfuckers just go out to pick fights

damn, carlos, sorry to hear that

i always said: drinking is bad :winkwink:

That was a long post so in the end you got your ass beat or did I skim wrong?


:(