Some sound advice.
 

Don't mess with dragons if you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

How would I know?

I'd love to join you, but I gave up cauterization for lent. :helpme

I have read your post and I'm a little confused how to obviously answer your question with utmost scrutiny......based on my findings I will give you my answer. It seems to be some kind of "inside" type joke that is semi funny to the uninitiated. Or it just seems to be. Which could be the reaction you anticipated... other then that I'm going to go down to the harbor and pickup some swordfish steaks fresh off the boat. Yes, I have read your post and that was my findings. Thank you for your time sir.

Is this an LSD dragon?

Lent ended a couple weeks ago

Why do I get a creepy feeling someone is hiding 20 barrels full of sulphuric acid and decomposing body parts in their basement?

I suppose I owe you one for that ever so enlightening tidbit .. in return i would like to counter with the age old message handed down from generation to generation in my family .. " Never ..no matter how much you want to .. Never ever pet a burning dog "

Ok then...................

By all means, carry on. I'm still watching myself for overindulgence.