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Rexk 04-04-2008 11:55 AM

Question about pussy farts!
 
When a chick pussy farts when fucking...does that mean the penis is too big or too small?

baddog 04-04-2008 11:56 AM

None of the above.

tranza 04-04-2008 12:07 PM

It has nothing to do with the size of the dick...

MandyBlake 04-04-2008 12:34 PM

it has nothing to do with the guy.

bobby666 04-04-2008 12:39 PM

it has all to do with the air

Eva PSC 04-04-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14029364)
it has nothing to do with the guy.

very true.

it's more about the position the girl is in and the way she contracts her pelvic musles

Anna_Miller 04-04-2008 01:11 PM

I second that it's about position.

cool1 04-04-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14029364)
it has nothing to do with the guy.

unless he is eatin it, then it is his fault for blowin air up there...lol

RyuLion 04-04-2008 07:24 PM

she's supposed to hold her breath while u fuck her..

munki 04-04-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14030628)
she's supposed to hold her breath while u fuck her..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Elli 04-04-2008 07:49 PM

it's all about angle and positioning. If the angle is just so, air can get in and fill her up. It has to come out at some point!

marcop 04-04-2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexk (Post 14029192)
When a chick pussy farts when fucking...does that mean the penis is too big or too small?

You don't get laid a lot, do you?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14029239)
It has nothing to do with the size of the dick...

Bullshit.

eMonk 04-04-2008 08:49 PM

i love pussy farts. they make me hard. new niche? :winkwink:

Penny24Seven 04-04-2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eMonk (Post 14030755)
i love pussy farts. they make me hard. new niche? :winkwink:

haha well doing custom videos for many years I can say that is one thing I have never been asked to make a video for. First time for everything. are you buying?

L-Pink 04-04-2008 09:01 PM

"It's talking to you baby"

Spunky 04-04-2008 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 14029388)
very true.

it's more about the position the girl is in and the way she contracts her pelvic musles

I'm aroused

Tom_PM 04-04-2008 09:07 PM

Means it's not a flute. It's a trombone.

Was that wrong? Should I not have said that?

:party-smi

HouseHead 04-04-2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 14029388)
very true.

it's more about the position the girl is in and the way she contracts her pelvic musles

Very well said Eva :thumbsup

BobG 04-04-2008 09:32 PM

easy there Kweefer Sutherland.

F-U-Jimmy 04-04-2008 11:00 PM

I think the pussy is commenting on your performance :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SomeCreep 04-04-2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexk (Post 14029192)
When a chick pussy farts when fucking...does that mean the penis is too big or too small?

It means the girl's vagina has to go number 2.

eMonk 04-04-2008 11:12 PM

i usually get the extra air in my face while eating her out in position 69 with her on top. a giggle or two usually follow shortly after - i love it :thumbsup

HouseHead 04-04-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eMonk (Post 14030958)
i usually get the extra air in my face while eating her out in position 69 with her on top. a giggle or two usually follow shortly after - i love it :thumbsup

Now thats hot!! :thumbsup:thumbsup

eMonk 04-04-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls (Post 14030783)
haha well doing custom videos for many years I can say that is one thing I have never been asked to make a video for. First time for everything. are you buying?

i would if i had the extra money bro. i believe i would beable to make this niche huge being a true fan of pussy farts/queefs. :winkwink:

Kard63 04-04-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 14030789)
"It's talking to you baby"

lmmfao!!!!!!!

eMonk 04-04-2008 11:27 PM

tip for the pussy farting fans: get her to arch her back while she sticks her ass in the air for your hard cock. now the trick here is to:

1) fully insert your cock into her vigina then...
2) fully put out your cock from her vigina
3) repeat step 1 :winkwink:

disclaimer: most girls do not like you performing this on them. if you get slapped its not my fault :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 04-04-2008 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eMonk (Post 14030990)
tip for the pussy farting fans: get her to arch her back while she sticks her ass in the air for your hard cock. now the trick here is to:

1) fully insert your cock into her vigina then...
2) fully put out your cock from her vigina
3) repeat step 1 :winkwink:

disclaimer: most girls do not like you performing this on them. if you get slapped its not my fault :1orglaugh

I assume a vigina is just slang or an accent for a vagina right?

vidsta 04-04-2008 11:31 PM

pussyfarts are disgusting :D

eMonk 04-04-2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14030995)
I assume a vigina is just slang or an accent for a vagina right?

my bad bro... you are correct... i meant to say "vagina" :error

baddog 04-04-2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 14030679)
You don't get laid a lot, do you?

That obvious? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidsta (Post 14030996)
pussyfarts are disgusting :D

And another.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 04-05-2008 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidsta (Post 14030996)
pussyfarts are disgusting :D

ok so you'll stick your dick in it, but if some air comes out of it, that's just too much for you? good luck when you actually start getting laid buddy.

u-Bob 04-05-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14030628)
she's supposed to hold her breath while u fuck her..

:1orglaugh

SpeakEasy 04-05-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14030686)
Bullshit.

OK you're right, everyone is lying. The truth is when YOU hear one it is because your dick is so small.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

shermo 04-05-2008 05:35 PM

That was the best thing I heard from my ex after we broke up. She always used to have those pussy farts, and we used to joke about them.

"My friend told me that girls queef when the guy's dick is too small."

Of course I quickly countered with "I heard that queefs happen when a girl's pussy is too big"

;)

eMonk 04-05-2008 06:17 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iiuUY8f9hvQ :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNa3s...eature=related


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