What Starts with F and ends with K - Funny :)))
 

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry: 'Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog d oes on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

LOL good one, thanks for sharing.

lol heard it before but pretty clever

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that's older than the internet...

What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What Starts with F and ends with K, and is fun for all the family to participate in???
















































Fun-Park :)

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Nice haha :)

That was pretty funny. I actually laughed.

haha pretty funny

smart boy!!! LOL I got the last 7 questions wrong too.... :)

haha yea that was a pretty good one :thumbsup

lol :1orglaugh

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Thx for the laugh!!

lol :1orglaugh

you should go back to the 1st grade :winkwink:

Hilarious!! Very funny joke, i like that one alot.

hah that was funny.
Got any more?

lol ooops got fart in my seat :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL! id love to put him in the 7th grade. :1orlaugh :1orlaugh
smart and safe answers.. hehehe!

That was great...Thanks!!

Good One! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

Pretty hilarious!

nice one