Remember 6 years ago when Paul of Consumption Junction "died"?
 

That was probably the best (and cruelest) april fools joke that I've ever bought hook line and sinker.

I was visiting CJ for my daily chuckle back then and the boys there had been building up some lung infection that Paul D had been stricken with.

Then sure enough the morning of April 1, Paul had "died", and on his 22nd bday no less!

As I sat there reading his "eulogy" and crumbling with each sentence I then got on the phone and called their offices. Marc Womack answered the phone and I called to offer my condolences as I choked thru the words like a baby.

Marc - "hang on a second Jay"

Paul - "hey man it's Paul... dude, I'm not dead, it's a joke"

FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Will never forget that as long as I live....

looks like they got you well!

but it is cruel to joke about someone's death

Lol, that was a good one for sure...

One GFY'er died a few years ago and then his son started posting because he saw GFY opened on father's computer.

Oh, agreed, for sure. But like Rick Latona told me afterwards... "could you expect anything less from CJ?"...

nope.

Who is that?

I still think my own was better....

Was back in like 2001 or 2002 and I was writing for TheAdultWebmaster.com, and I wrote an article that said Visa had pulled out of the adult industry. Since AMEX had done this not long before, and since everyone was VERY paranoid that this could in fact happen, people were quick to believe it... they FREAKED. Even though I said it was a joke at the end of the article, you know most people can't read very long.

It was beautiful, Phoenix Forum was going on and there were several near heart attacks. I had all kinds of hate mail that week. Haha...