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Jens Van Assterdam 03-29-2008 10:20 AM

How to shoot a bigger load?
 
Ever tried those Peter North pills? :helpme

Jdoughs 03-29-2008 10:26 AM

Do you really think women want a bigger load? I would think not. Mine tells me i need to jerk off once and awhile to lessen the load a little..heh

Jens Van Assterdam 03-29-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 13994188)
Do you really think women want a bigger load? I would think not. Mine tells me i need to jerk off once and awhile to lessen the load a little..heh

Lets say theres that sperm hungry slutty type of girl im banging.. and i wanna give her the extra load :pimp:1orglaugh

deanberkeley 03-29-2008 10:38 AM

Drink tons of water, and jerk off all day with out cumming, get it built up, you will shoot a ton.

Jens Van Assterdam 03-29-2008 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by deanberkeley (Post 13994208)
Drink tons of water, and jerk off all day with out cumming, get it built up, you will shoot a ton.

Is that common in the gay scene?

Jdoughs 03-29-2008 10:42 AM

When i was 12, my dad caught me tossing off and told me to save that shit til i was older.

Now I'm 35, and have 40 Gallons of it saved up, and don't know what the fuck to do with it all.

Jens Van Assterdam 03-29-2008 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 13994214)
When i was 12, my dad caught me tossing off and told me to save that shit til i was older.

Now I'm 35, and have 40 Gallons of it saved up, and don't know what the fuck to do with it all.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DBS.US 03-29-2008 10:46 AM

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cranki 03-29-2008 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 13994227)

only improves the taste?!

Profits of Doom 03-29-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 13994176)
Ever tried those Peter North pills? :helpme

We used to sell the Peter North pills at one of the adult bookstores I ran, and they were garbage. What used to crack me up is all of those penis pills we used to sell would find some fancy way to list "spurious" and "placebo" in the ingredients or on the package somewhere, which means they are fake. I remember one of the packages used to say "Spurious Placebum Strength" or some other crazy Latin way of saying it. :1orglaugh

Anyways, the water thing definitely helps, as does eating a lot of leafy, green vegetables...

SexualDragon 03-29-2008 10:55 AM

zinc help increase volume

payd2purv 03-29-2008 11:46 AM

A lot of the size of the load has to do with how aroused you are and for how long.

CDSmith 03-29-2008 12:02 PM

It may also increase the size of your load, I don't know, but taking ginseng will definitely cause you to shoot it farther. Anyone having erectile difficulties will see that disappear as well.

It takes several weeks of taking it for it to kick in, but once it does the difference is very noticeable. I'd recommend taking 2 or 3 pills a day for a month, then scale it back to 1 a day after that and ongoing. You'll never need Viagra. Ever.

It will increase your sex drive as well, so make sure you're not with a woman who only likes it once every 2-3 days, you'll go crazy.

Screwed Up 03-29-2008 12:34 PM

Take Maca. Check google and wikipedia for it.

Iron Fist 03-29-2008 01:01 PM

Make sure she brushes her teeth and uses deodorant - those are major causes of shooting a small load.. or none at all.

DirtyDanza 03-29-2008 01:04 PM

after hanging with peter north I do know that dood eats a shitload of nutts and takes zinc like it's going out of style.. make your own conclusions

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eMonk 03-29-2008 01:34 PM

checkout http://www.semenax.com/clicks/clickt...monk&b=964&c=0 and blast like a stallion :winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-29-2008 02:09 PM

Jack off less often

CaptainHowdy 03-29-2008 03:13 PM

Lots of water works for me...

DaddyHalbucks 03-29-2008 04:00 PM

Get a bigger gun?

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SkeetSkeet 03-29-2008 05:09 PM

coke and chips works for me :)

CIVMatt 03-29-2008 06:02 PM

yeah take zinc at night... ALSO I've found taking Saw Palmetto makes a huge difference

fsudirectory 03-29-2008 06:07 PM

i heard the same thing... zinc. Ive tried taking it and the girl that complained about too little cum never said a thing again besides u got it in my hair

Jake the King 03-29-2008 06:11 PM

What do I need to take in order to blast a huge, "fire hose" type load all over her hot face?

Jake the King 03-29-2008 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13994484)
It may also increase the size of your load, I don't know, but taking ginseng will definitely cause you to shoot it farther. Anyone having erectile difficulties will see that disappear as well.


Will this work for heterosexuals as well?

CIVMatt 03-29-2008 06:14 PM

btw heres my load and cock... enjoy

And sign up for Kelly's site... public squirting, loads, general mayhem...

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GrouchyAdmin 03-29-2008 06:16 PM

Here's a protip for a bigger load: Stop jerking off every half-hour.

CDSmith 03-29-2008 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 13996007)
Will this work for heterosexuals as well?

Oh look, Jet is back.

weee

Porno Dan 03-29-2008 06:18 PM

Take Zinc and Arginine supplements along with at least 120 grams of protein a day.

Jake the King 03-29-2008 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13996023)
Oh look, Jet is back.

weee


How is that "woman's thong" fitting now that you are over three bills?


You fat fuck.

Catalyst 03-29-2008 06:23 PM

someone told me milk helps.. I am not sure if that is true or not

GrouchyAdmin 03-29-2008 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 13996063)
someone told me milk helps.. I am not sure if that is true or not

Only if you are lactose intolerant; but then it's from the wrong side.

After Shock Media 03-29-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 13994176)
Ever tried those Peter North pills? :helpme

Ask yourself this simple question. Who's pills did he take when he entered this business?

Oh ya thats right.

Jake the King 03-29-2008 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13994484)
It may also increase the size of your load, I don't know, but taking ginseng will definitely cause you to shoot it farther. Anyone having erectile difficulties will see that disappear as well.


Ok, so you are saying it causes you to shoot further? What the????

How would you know how far you shoot it? Seriously, how far???? What the??????? You obviously jack off to man posters way too often.


When you are with a "woman" you never know how "FAR" you are shooting. You just SHOOT!!!


I also love how you admit that you've had erectile difficulties. How else would you know that it would, "disappear," with ginseng usage? Dummy!



You fat, flacid, blank shooting fag mofo - stop telling everyone what a loser you are!!!!! WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER! STFU!!!

AP Cash 03-29-2008 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 13996118)
Ok, so you are saying it causes you to shoot further? What the????

How would you know how far you shoot it? Seriously, how far???? What the??????? You obviously jack off to man posters way too often.


When you are with a "woman" you never know how "FAR" you are shooting. You just SHOOT!!!


I also love how you admit that you've had erectile difficulties. How else would you know that it would, "disappear," with ginseng usage? Dummy!



You fat, flacid, blank shooting fag mofo - stop telling everyone what a loser you are!!!!! WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER! STFU!!!

Is somebody off his meds again? Let's all have some coconut milk and be happy.

s9ann0 03-29-2008 06:51 PM

i think lecithin supplements can help
its probably an ingredient in any pills
you can buy it cheap at health food stores

Jake the King 03-29-2008 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AP Cash (Post 13996141)
Is somebody off his meds again? Let's all have some coconut milk and be happy.



You are correct sir! Being off your meds often causes you to expose fat, flacid, blank shooting fags!


Try reading this board you idiot. You can get a lot of information about the losers who live here. Stupid.

BVF 03-29-2008 07:26 PM

zinc along with folic acid....That and don't masturbate often...

I've followed this plan and I'm now having explosive ejaculations

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just a punk 03-30-2008 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 13994176)
Ever tried those Peter North pills? :helpme

Peter North sux :1orglaugh Watch this: http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00017/00017126.avi :helpme :winkwink:

Jens Van Assterdam 03-30-2008 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13996223)
zinc along with folic acid....That and don't masturbate often...

I've followed this plan and I'm now having explosive ejaculations

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You always get the hottest chicks!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vick! 03-30-2008 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 13994214)
Now I'm 35, and have 40 Gallons of it saved up, and don't know what the fuck to do with it all.

Sell it off ebay.

Socks 03-30-2008 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 13996924)
Peter North sux :1orglaugh Watch this: http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00017/00017126.avi :helpme :winkwink:

ohh... my.... lordd....

Fap 03-30-2008 11:37 AM

all those pills are rubbish

Tom_PM 03-30-2008 11:52 AM

Sit on a bag of frozen corn until it's room temperature. Rince, freeze, repeat. Sperm is only produced when the tissue is slightly colder than body temperature after all.
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