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baddog 03-26-2008 09:18 PM

Less than 30 minutes, and already with the guilt trip.
 
Damn dog can always tell when I am heading out for longer than a few hours. He is already sulking.

He is worse than a woman sometimes.

Fap 03-26-2008 09:20 PM

haha, poorguy

After Shock Media 03-26-2008 09:22 PM

Now those dog sex toys make sense. Perhaps just to pul it out only when you plan on being away.

baddog 03-26-2008 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13983426)
Now those dog sex toys make sense. Perhaps just to pul it out only when you plan on being away.

ummm, while we are close I don't think he is going to miss the sex.

spunkmister 03-26-2008 09:25 PM

yeah my Retriever does the same thing, as soon as he sees me putting on my "going out for dinner and drinks and not coming back till late" type of clothes he goes to his bed and makes sighing noises.

But he really turns on the guilt if he sees either me or my gf with suitcases.

baddog 03-26-2008 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 13983437)
yeah my Retriever does the same thing, as soon as he sees me putting on my "going out for dinner and drinks and not coming back till late" type of clothes he goes to his bed and makes sighing noises.

But he really turns on the guilt if he sees either me or my gf with suitcases.

He deals with the Sunday go to meetin' clothes fine, although when I return he always acts surprised.

The suitcase is instantaneous moping around. Since I am taking the bike I am using my Swiss Army backpack and he has not seen that brought out very often (comparatively speaking). It did not take him long to figure it out though.

He is now laying on my feet. I guess he has from denial to resignation and acceptance.

spunkmister 03-26-2008 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13983451)
He deals with the Sunday go to meetin' clothes fine, although when I return he always acts surprised.

The suitcase is instantaneous moping around. Since I am taking the bike I am using my Swiss Army backpack and he has not seen that brought out very often (comparatively speaking). It did not take him long to figure it out though.

He is now laying on my feet. I guess he has from denial to resignation and acceptance.

sometimes I think the whole thing is just a show put on to make us think they feel bad when we leave....cause I swear there are times when I come back from a full day out and he gives me a look like I disturbed his deep slumber.

AdPatron 03-26-2008 10:15 PM

Its all an act...lol

baddog 03-26-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 13983465)
sometimes I think the whole thing is just a show put on to make us think they feel bad when we leave....cause I swear there are times when I come back from a full day out and he gives me a look like I disturbed his deep slumber.

If it is an act, he really goes all out.

I can predict exactly what he will do upon my return. He will come up, kong in his mouth, whining and crying about how could I leave him alone for so long. Then he will roll over onto his back so I can rub his tummy.

After a few minutes of that, he has forgotten I was ever gone and it is back to life as usual.

AdPatron 03-26-2008 10:26 PM

Exactly its all an act to get more attention...just like a woman...lol

WarChild 03-26-2008 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13983576)
He will come up, kong in his mouth, whining and crying about how could I leave him alone for so long. Then he will roll over onto his back so I can rub his tummy.

Whoa you found the Kong! Was it just hidden or did you have to get a larger, stronger one for him eventually?

I told you they're the best dog toys ever!

munki 03-26-2008 10:41 PM

I get it too... Ginger is doing her laying her head on my lap everywhere, and Lucca's off pouting in the corner...

Christina Muller 03-26-2008 10:49 PM

I know this was posted somewhere but Im not sure where.

Is your wife or dog your best friend ?


lock both of them up in your car trunk for 1 hour then open the trunk and see who is the most happiest to see you :thumbsup


im lost without my dog,im moving back to germany this year and he will be leaving canada with me thats for sure :thumbsup

Christina Muller 03-26-2008 10:52 PM

Ps.... have a good safe trip baddog :)

papill0n 03-26-2008 10:53 PM

Awww baddog I know how ya feel man. Dogs truly are mans best friend.

baddog 03-26-2008 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13983623)
Whoa you found the Kong! Was it just hidden or did you have to get a larger, stronger one for him eventually?

I told you they're the best dog toys ever!

The one I got was a cheap knockoff I guess, because he made short work of it. Gunny thing is, he still saved part of it and we are playing with it now.

goodgirl brought him the real thing when she came out for a visit last year. it is still intact.

The thing is, with him I don't know if he doesn't destroy something because he can't or he just doesn't want to.

For instance, he has a tennis ball that is held together by a thread. It has been that way for months and he loves to chew on it. He just wanted it split I guess.

Other toys he may destroy one version in 5 minutes and the other he treats with kid gloves. He is a weirdo.

kmanrox 03-26-2008 11:58 PM

u should get him a poodle-whore then he wont care anymore

DeadFidel 03-26-2008 11:59 PM

I'll take that a step further. My Shepherd can Smell when I awake. I let her sleep next to me, and within seconds before I open my eyes, she is in a sit position 6 inches from my face. (knowing she is going out soon) So many others like acknowledging fear; it's amazing.

Truly well loved/trained dogs do have a 7th sense.

http://www.joemaria.com/cuba-ad1.jpg

baddog 03-27-2008 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 13983717)
u should get him a poodle-whore then he wont care anymore

He fucked Juicy already (fact). I don't think a poodle will do it for him any more.

baddog 03-27-2008 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13983718)
I'll take that a step further. My Shepherd can Smell when I awake. I let her sleep next to me, and within seconds before I open my eyes, she is in a sit position 6 inches from my face. (knowing she is going out soon) So many others like acknowledging fear; it's amazing.

Truly well loved/trained dogs do have a 7th sense.

http://www.joemaria.com/cuba-ad1.jpg

He is my alarm clock. Every morning at 9 I feel a cold nose working its way thru the blanket to my face.

It has to be one of the most disturbing ways to be woken up.


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