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TurboAngel 03-24-2008 08:41 AM

Who has a black car?
 
I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it.:( Do you have the same prob?

GrouchyAdmin 03-24-2008 08:43 AM

I have a black car. It seems to attract keys more than birds. Fucking savages in this town, I swear.

munki 03-24-2008 08:44 AM

The extra heat always bugged me as well.

I've owned all white cars, with the exception of one black Mazda. The black car of course was always dirty, always had bird shit, (especially within minutes/hours of car wash), and was always much hotter during the summer.

Dennis Rodman 03-24-2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 13961806)
I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it.:( Do you have the same prob?

I only buy black cars. Yes, they indeed are a pin in the rump to keep clean. Any bit of pollen, or dust will require you to wash or rinse at least.

What i do, is if the car is basically clean and the pollen count is high, I go outside and blast the car with a hose. Then I use a chamois and dry it and looks good as new. Saves you from washing the whole thing.

Bird shit? lol, yup ya see it more on a black car than a white. I wonder why that is? :winkwink::thumbsup

woj 03-24-2008 08:51 AM

can't go wrong with a black car + tinted windows... looks real sharp... as long as you have time to wash it every other day :(

SayWhut 03-24-2008 08:54 AM

Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....

TurboAngel 03-24-2008 08:56 AM

I should have asked before I got it huh?

:(

Shoehorn! 03-24-2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 13961806)
I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it.:( Do you have the same prob?

No, but its a bitch keeping it clean. But well worth it when it is clean. :2 cents:

Zuzana Designs 03-24-2008 09:01 AM

I have a black bmw and it may be NC cause I get a pile of bird shit on the mofo every damn day. Thank god for the little car wash here in Apex :)

Peaches 03-24-2008 09:02 AM

Hate it, hate it, hate it. First and last black car EVER. The only reason I got it was because it was the only one on the lot wit the options I wanted and I've always said I didn't care about color. I was wrong.

The Judge 03-24-2008 09:02 AM

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tranza 03-24-2008 09:03 AM

I've never had a black car, but was thinking of getting one.

Nice insightful thread!

:)

TurboAngel 03-24-2008 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 13961901)
I have a black bmw and it may be NC cause I get a pile of bird shit on the mofo every damn day. Thank god for the little car wash here in Apex :)

We have to get down and hang with ya soon, hit me up when you have a few.




:)

tiger 03-24-2008 09:33 AM

Black is the best color for a car. Just a pain in the ass to keep clean.

jakethedog 03-24-2008 09:33 AM

lol.. I love Black vehicles .. just bought my first black models and I really notice the difference .. every time i go to the car wash 90% of the people in line are black vehicles .. they sure get dirty quickly ..

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DaddyHalbucks 03-24-2008 09:36 AM

Try driving one on a wet dirt road --or on a salted highway in the winter.

D 03-24-2008 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SayWhut (Post 13961878)
Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....

Actually... black, by definition, absorbs all light... and reflects none. The same physics are involved in reasoning why black gets hotter... because whatever light energy gets past the protective coats is getting absorbed into the body of the car, heating it up.

It might seem more reflective, however, because the light reflected by the gloss-coat doesn't have any other ambient light to compete with.

It's probably also why it appears to get dirty easier... the eye's quick to pick out those specks that do reflect light toward it in a backdrop void of light.

Personally, I've opted for tan, silver, red, and white vehicles so far in life... much easier to maintain when compared to black.

WarChild 03-24-2008 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SayWhut (Post 13961878)
Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....

So it's your theory that the color black reflects more white than the color white? You might want to rethink that one. :2 cents:

Elli 03-24-2008 09:53 AM

Mine is dark blue and almost as bad. So glad it's not black, though.

There's a 350Z down the street that a guy parks outside but covers it with a car cover at night. What's weird is that it's SPOTLESS all the time. No swirls from rough washing, no pollen, no nothing. But we know he drives it every day. He must be completely OCD or coated that thing with something magical.

Violetta 03-24-2008 11:05 AM

mine is white, but the birds still like to shit on it!

Spunky 03-24-2008 11:12 AM

Black cars look better in the shade :)

Spunky 03-24-2008 11:13 AM

Black cars look better in the shade :)

baddog 03-24-2008 11:14 AM

I highly doubt birds target cars of a specific color.

Personally, I have owned white cars and I have owned black cars. I will stick with the black.

LauraLee 03-24-2008 11:15 AM

I have got one and yes, way too high maintenance.

bobby666 03-24-2008 11:17 AM

i have a black cabrio, no problems with heat

After Shock Media 03-24-2008 11:23 AM

I had a black car with a gawd damn tinted t-top to add to it. Then when I moved here and I experienced the summer heat which can and does go between 110-120 degree's F. Never ever ever fucking again. I know mythbusters did some show about exploding soda cans in a car. I knew they were off a bit just because I know damn well that one day on way back from some errands I swore I heard gun shots and felt warm liquid hitting me. Thought I was actually shot for a second until I realized that several cans of soda in a case where V shaped at the top and some others had actually popped open. There was no plastic covering. Anyways I was never able to get the soda splatter completely out of the car either. Plus I got like burnt real bad a few times when my leg would hit the chrome strip around the bottom or the door or my hand would touch the non covered portion of the chrome hand controls. Oh and it eventually started to oxidize the paint pretty quick with the heat.

Azoy? 03-24-2008 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 13961806)
I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it.:( Do you have the same prob?

user to have a black car but then got rid of it to buy another black car so i guess the answer to your question is yes.
i love a black car when it's all clean but five minutes later you can see the smallest spot of dust on it :mad:

Sosa 03-24-2008 12:36 PM

black looks nice in my opinion. our new one is black

ADL Colin 03-24-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 13961893)
No, but its a bitch keeping it clean. But well worth it when it is clean. :2 cents:

true that. can't imagine having anything but black cars. Maybe silver.

Peaches 03-24-2008 12:47 PM

I have a black car and a white car sitting side by side. The black car gets washed 10X more than the white car. The white car always looks cleaner :(

Every single little scratch and ding shows.

I HATE MY BLACK CAR!!

(can you tell? ;) )

Lykos 03-24-2008 12:52 PM

I do not at the moment but i always loved them,more agresive and nicer:)

chelo - adultcopywriters 03-24-2008 01:03 PM

black is just the perfect color for a car, I totally agree on that one. :thumbsup

sniperwolf 03-24-2008 01:08 PM

I'd love to have black car but it's a troublesome one...

thus, it's carnapper prone! :disgust

TurboAngel 03-28-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13963918)
I have a black car and a white car sitting side by side. The black car gets washed 10X more than the white car. The white car always looks cleaner :(

Every single little scratch and ding shows.

I HATE MY BLACK CAR!!

(can you tell? ;) )


Awwwwwwww.


:(

aico 03-28-2008 11:51 AM

Black cars always look dirty faster, dust on them is very visible, make imperfections and dents easier to see. Need to keep them really clean all the time, where as white cars can get pretty dirty before it's really noticeable.

aico 03-28-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 13962150)
Mine is dark blue and almost as bad. So glad it's not black, though.

There's a 350Z down the street that a guy parks outside but covers it with a car cover at night. What's weird is that it's SPOTLESS all the time. No swirls from rough washing, no pollen, no nothing. But we know he drives it every day. He must be completely OCD or coated that thing with something magical.

My friend had a black car and was totally anal too, he would cover it, and he also would wash it down with just a wet rag (no soap) every night, just to get the dust off. I had a dirt driveway at one of my houses and he would never drive down it, always park at the end and walk.

Farang 03-28-2008 11:55 AM

I had a black Jeep with all tinted windows. It was looking great when clean.

Minte 03-28-2008 12:16 PM

I had an M3 that was my first black car.. It was terrible to keep looking great. I told myself I'll NEVER get another black car. And I had no desire to get a Mercedes until I was old(er)
About a year ago,I stopped by the dealership and the guys there all know me.
They had this brand new E55amg sitting there in the parking lot and my dealer suggested I take it for a ride.

To make a long story short,I bought it on the spot so now I'm driving a black old mans car. I promised everyone that I wouldn't ever bitch again about trying to keep it clean..

Vendzilla 03-28-2008 12:38 PM

I have my first black car, pain in the ass to keep clean, I have a silver pick up, I could go a couple months and not clean it and it would look the same

Missy 03-28-2008 01:04 PM

I used to have a black car. It's now a washed-out gray on top and still black on the sides. The hot California sun baked the hell out of it.
Yeah I know... it needs a paint job by now, but I will NOT go black again. It's a total bitch to keep clean.

CDSmith 03-28-2008 01:37 PM

Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.

Personally I've always believed that black and white were the two absolute WORST colors for cars. Both look horrible when the least bit of dirt gets on them. White I'm just not fond of at all anyway, and black has that heat absorption issue.

I'll never buy either color of vehicle.

My present ride is dark metalic green, and I love it.

Kard63 03-28-2008 01:41 PM

I had 3. Sun faded the paint out on one pretty bad. Other than that it was all good.

Missy 03-28-2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13991071)
Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.

That's a great idea! I wish I had thought of that earlier. Looking back, I now realize that I should have brought my garage to work with me every day. Instead, I stupidly drove my car to the office and parked it in the lot where there was no shade for 10 hours a day. And to think... the perfect solution was right there in front of me the whole time!
:winkwink:

CDSmith 03-28-2008 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy (Post 13991108)
That's a great idea! I wish I had thought of that earlier. Looking back, I now realize that I should have brought my garage to work with me every day. Instead, I stupidly drove my car to the office and parked it in the lot where there was no shade for 10 hours a day. And to think... the perfect solution was right there in front of me the whole time!
:winkwink:

We have a smartass in the house. :winkwink:

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but some cities actually have indoor parking garages. You can actually drive into them, and park, and pay as you leave.

Some of them (as in all) even let you pay by the month. :D


Of course I work from home, and I was probably thinking that a lot of people here do likewise. I may have assumed too much with that one though. If that's true then... oops.

tehHinjew 03-28-2008 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 13961857)
can't go wrong with a black car + tinted windows... looks real sharp... as long as you have time to wash it every other day :(

exatly lol

lemme find a pic of my car lol

tehHinjew 03-28-2008 02:05 PM

here is my bitch

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6...8036001pv0.jpg
the one in the back



i dont have a recent pic of my car on this computer

Peaches 03-28-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13991071)
Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.

There's a thought - just don't drive it anywhere! Why didn't I think of that?? *slapping head*

Missy 03-28-2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13991131)
We have a smartass in the house. :winkwink:

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but some cities actually have indoor parking garages. You can actually drive into them, and park, and pay as you leave.

Some of them (as in all) even let you pay by the month. :D


Of course I work from home, and I was probably thinking that a lot of people here do likewise. I may have assumed too much with that one though. If that's true then... oops.

Me? A smartass??? How dare you! :upsidedow

Actually, I'm lucky enough to work from home now, but I wasn't when I first moved to California. And unfortunately, I didn't work in the city, so no parking garages. Would have been nice though... would have saved me from having to get a new paint job. Temperatures that reach over 100 on a regular basis are never friendly to cars, no matter the color.

CDSmith 03-28-2008 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13991149)
There's a thought - just don't drive it anywhere! Why didn't I think of that?? *slapping head*

I make one comment and the smartasses come out of the damn woodwork left and right. *slaps head*

No, not "don't drive it anywhere".... don't PARK it anywhere. Drive it all you want, just keep it in the garage. :pimp


What I should have said was, the solution is just don't buy a black car. If you have one, sell it. Everyone I've known who has owned one now says they're the devil incarnate.

But I'm a solution guy, so I've been thinking in those terms in the last few minutes and have come up with a few more ideas...

What about those dashboard protector things? Made out of cardboard, you spread it across the inside of your windshield and it prevents the sun from melting your dashboard. Also, there's a little gadget out now that you can put in your side window and it has a fan in it that sucks the heat from the interior and blows it out, thus keeping your car cooler while it sits in the sun and bakes.

Then there is always the car cover. Get a white one, pull it over your car every time you park it somewhere. :D

TurboAngel 03-28-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13991071)
Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.

Next move I'll have one.


:(


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