Anyone try [insert script name here], how is it?
 

anyone ever heard of [insert script name here], how is it?

<insert 10 people saying it sucks and to get the EXACT same thing custom coded>

I don't appreciate your ruse, Ma'am. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

[insert script name here] support is top notch!

[insert script name here] delivers a million browser pop ups of [sniffmyasshole.com]

hello world...

I refuse to use [insert script name] because it's written in PHP and we all know things need to be written in C++ to be any good.

The [I like poo] script does exactly what it said it would...
Enable me to [like poo], in a more productive and less time consuming way.
I recommend [i like poo]. Try it, and you too, could be [liking poo] more efficiently than before.
i like poo

The [I like poo] script does exactly what it said it would...
Enable me to [like poo], in a more productive and less time consuming way.
I recommend [i like poo]. Try it, and you too, could be [liking poo] more efficiently than before.
i like poo

I'm a cheap fuck, so I'm just gonna SAY [insert script name here] sucks, and sucks real bad, to justify my argument to get a custom coded instead.

In reality, I just hate paying for stuff, so I'm gonna hire a college kid hack of a coder to do it for me, he'll get a generous $2 an hour.
Or I'll outsource the job to some PHiliPino (PHP gods since they have the letters in their country's name, right?) once they stop being so cocky with their pricing as they've gotten.

[insert script name here] sucks my grampa's balls!!1!

[insert script name] isn't scaleable and should be avoided due to the proprietary nature which can lead to vendor lock in.

What fucking script are you talking about?

Your whole post was entertaining, but I actually laughed aloud at this. That's rare, these days. I gotta steal [this script name] joke from you. :thumbsup