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LIST of STUFF to pack foro PHOENIX FORUM....Please add to list so i dont forget
-cologne
-axe body spray -tanning bronzer -Ky lubricating jelly -condoms -massage oil -golden thong -norelco body groom shaver |
-Cialis
-socks -Davil Hasselhoff CD's |
Chapstick at very least. Think of it as a spread on lip condom.
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Vitamin C :thumbsup
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Axe body spray... changing sides?
Don't forget a jacket. |
im sure you didnt forget the cialis and instructions for the "fist pump"
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Don't forget sunglasses - we have this thing called the sun that comes out during the winter down south.
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golden thong?
Sounds like something from D&D. + 5 Golden Thong of Thor |
what about Bruce?
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butt plug with pony tail attachment
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good call -Sunglasses |
9 iron
golfballs 25 page contracts pen lap dance cash$ for clients oxygen tank potato vodka martini shaker |
ak47 , rpgs, grenade launcher
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Bring your Game Cube and Jack Johnson CD's!
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Game. Don't forget to pack some game.
I'll be selling game to those who need it but you an bet your ass that it will be at a premium price considering the supply and demand thing. |
Oh yeah.... don't forget to start logmein on your home computer, so you can get to your shit from your laptop.
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Glad you're coming. Missed ya at the last Redneck. |
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epass? Fuck no. Send me an ICQ with your cell number. 130823758 |
show me Bruce
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Don't forget your lucky pink flamingo thong: http://www.johnniescloset.com.au/pic...8/583118-1.jpg ADG |
ky jelly? get with the times and pack something a little classier, maybe upgrade to a silicone lube. Stop lubing like an old lady.
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don't forget your yeast infection cream..:1orglaugh
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I found this just now: http://www.vydexnutrition.com/Thumbn...rink%20tub.jpg B4U drink AND After is formulated to replace these losses when consumed with fluid, to reduce the adverse effects of achohol consumption. B-4-U DRINK & AFTER, THE FACTS! Consumption of alcohol may have several adverse effects on the body's systems. For example, it causes a reduction in the available oxygen in blood, this will slow down the body's bio-systems. Alcohol will also cause a loss of essential body salts (electrolytes) and a consequential loss of water-soluble vitamins; B complex and vitamin C. resulting from a greater volume of fluid loss via urine. The body's reaction to the presence of alcohol is in fact, the exact opposite to what is actually needed to enable the body to cope with alcohol. This is the main reason for a hangover!!! B4U- Drink-&-After is formulated to replace these losses when consumed with fluid, and does therefore significantly reduce the adverse effects of alcohol consumption. Field trials, in Scotland during a festive new-year period, (and where better to trial the effectiveness of this product!!!!) and numerous other field trials with the co-operation of over 100 individuals, showed that there is a significant benefit to be gained from consuming the B4U formula (25gms of B4Uwith 450mls of water before consuming alcohol and again before retiring to sleep after consuming alcohol. The trial participants that received the formula, before and after, ALL stated that they felt relatively unaffected from drinking alcohol the following morning, with little or none of the usual symptoms: sluggishness, headache, irritability, digestive system disturbance, inappetance, dehydration. The trial subjects who did not receive the B4U formula before consuming alcohol, but consumed the B4U formula the following morning, stated that they recovered very quickly afterwards. Several claimed that the undesirable symptoms subsided within 20 minute of taking the B4U formula! You are advised not to consume alcohol, or at least significantly reduce intake. If however, this is not an option or practical due to circumstances or lifestyle, then the B4U-Drink formula may be just what you need to avoid the morning after symptoms. You are also advised to consume water in between consuming alcohol. This information is provided as a factual guide and should not be take in any way to be medical claims for the B4U formula, its efficacy or taken to imply medicinal benefits for any other Vydex product. |
http://www.geritol.com/ = cuz your act is old and tired.
-- sorry man... I tried to resist but couldn't. Your act really is old and tired. |
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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh http://www.psili.com/resume.html |
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also, i can see how forgetting sunglasses could be painful |
d batteries :)
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Cialis? Come on man, do you really need drugs to get a boner?
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big empty bags to take back all the money
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hand sanitizer. you never know where e coli will pop up juicy
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The most important thing. The road sign for 1 Juicy Lane.
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