German woman goes in for leg surgery...guess what she got instead
 

March 19, 2008 12:00am

A GERMAN pensioner is taking a hospital to court after she turned up for a leg operation - and got a new anus instead.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital - although she still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...012895,00.html

Yipes, that sucks.

what the fuck is the bitch complaining about ? ? ? she got a new a - hole FOR FUCKIN FREE

bitches . .

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That's what you get with socialized medicine :)

hahaha

But seriously that is some messed up shit. I was thinking she came out with a boob job or something, but a new sphincter? Good god.

haha perhaps her husband isn't too happy with that - maybe he just got her broken in :) Or maybe he IS happy now that he get's to do it all over again!!

shit happens

now that is really messed up

talk about a pain in the ass.

Omg...........

Wonder what they did with the old one ...........

What the fuck? Damn

Who knew you could get a new asshole?

I am sure her husband doesnt mind.

anus, leg.... her husband said she was full of shit... problem solved.

Wow, that's one hell of a mix up!

haha... poor lady! somebody post that two anus pic

OMG... lol

That doctor was a real asshole!

they tore her a new asshole

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I shouldn't laugh but OMG !! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I bet that lady is getting sick of taking other people's shit!

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haha i want a new anus too . mine is too worked :)

Did they add a second A-hole or just re-bore the old one ?

:1orglaugh holy fuck hahahahah ROFLMAO

I heard a few months ago that anal/rectal replacement surgery was the "plastic" surgery most quickly gaining in popularity.

They attributed the increase to the increase of interest in sexual relations involving the anus.

Damn..major lawsuit happening

I doubt one thing has anything to do with the other.

Damn thats fucked.

That's pretty serious. I think an artificial sphincter actually requires a pump for it to work. So she's essentially lost all natural bowel control for the rest of her life.

I could be wrong but I thought that's how it worked.

"For patients with severe, intractable fecal incontinence, the surgical options are limited. One of the new options is the implantation of the artificial bowel sphincter, a silicon elastomer device. This device consists of three components: a cuff, a control pump with septum, and a pressure-regulating balloon, attached to each other with kink resistant tubing."

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hwo the fuck do u get a new anus?

I bet her husband is pissed. Took him years to losen that ass up for anal sex, then just like that he's got to start all over again.

Almost the same thing that happened to me, instead I've woke up with a 13 inches penis:helpme