LA is more fucked up that I had suspected, read this:
 

from a list of 40 ways to save the city from being sold to the Chinese or whatever. unfucking believable isn't it?

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_8638837?source=rss

39.Eliminate irrelevant programs for City workers such as "stick-play and sphincter control classes."

The only purpose for government is to protect us from enemys. Anytime they have money oh course they waste it.