Just updated my eHarmony preferences to include black women.
 

I was wondering why none of my matches were black. I thought it was just a socioeconomic thing or maybe by the magic of computers I confirmed that I really am the whitest guy in California.

I realized I've only been with one black girl in my life, and it doesn't really count because she was a stripper who gave me a handjob.

So I've added black girls as possible matches. It should be fun.

I still excluded muslims and hindoos though, that would be weird.

Thanks for sharing, you racist pig.

What's racist? I'm trying to include black women.

its hindus, and ur rite, socioeconomic, they all rolling in the US...so u wudnt want a girl that makes more than u ;)

congratulations

Well aren't you special....