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Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-20-2008 07:44 AM

LOL. Rapper DMX on Barack Obama
 
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Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, ‘Here you take it. Take my mess.’

[Brian] 03-20-2008 07:56 AM

haha, good interview :D

Jens Van Assterdam 03-20-2008 07:58 AM

lol this one cracked me up

cranki 03-20-2008 08:02 AM

hahahahaa awesome

J. Falcon 03-20-2008 08:10 AM

Wow he is very articulate.

Martin 03-20-2008 08:13 AM

lol. He has a good point at the end there.

They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, ‘Here you take it. Take my mess.’

Farang 03-20-2008 08:14 AM

'Your momma ain?t name you no damn Barack.'

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

VikingMan 03-20-2008 08:31 AM

MY IQ just went down a few steps after reading that.:2 cents:

Andy Servers4Less 03-20-2008 08:35 AM

Maybe DMX should run?

tranza 03-20-2008 08:38 AM

Lol, is that for real?

dav3 03-20-2008 08:39 AM

Damn, everybody realizes the country is fucked up... except the people running it.

Greg - Adult Copywriters 03-20-2008 08:40 AM

that shit is hilarious haha.

hzoltan 03-20-2008 08:41 AM

Why he can't vote? Because of his criminal record or what?

polish_aristocrat 03-20-2008 08:44 AM

Rapper DMX?

never heard of him

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-20-2008 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hzoltan (Post 13945819)
Why he can't vote? Because of his criminal record or what?

Yeah.

BTW, DMX's name is Earl, so he doesn't have a lot of room to talk.

:1orglaugh

stephane76 03-20-2008 08:56 AM

Earl sounds so Smart!

u-Bob 03-20-2008 09:04 AM

hehe :)

Greg - Adult Copywriters 03-20-2008 09:07 AM

I thought you can't vote when you're in prison, didn't realize you lose it after you're out. That's kind of messed up.

DWB 03-20-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 13945591)
But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.

I mean, I guess?. What, they gon? give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should?ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn?t be in the fuckin? position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, ?Here you take it. Take my mess.?

Awesome. Totally true!!! :thumbsup

cykoe6 03-20-2008 09:07 AM

That is pretty funny. Some of the best commentary I have heard on the election so far.

nico-t 03-20-2008 09:11 AM

hahahaa too damn funny :1orglaugh

pornguy 03-20-2008 09:22 AM

He is a fucking idiot and a cry baby.

I love how tuff he thinks he is.

chuvii 03-20-2008 09:31 AM

yeah baby, barack's not nigga name

pornguy 03-20-2008 09:40 AM

And funny that he has the same basic text about ringtones and the music industry.

TheLegacy 03-20-2008 10:10 AM

Well thats going to seal the votes demographically all the suburban white boys between 15 to 19

notoldschool 03-20-2008 10:14 AM

DMX has proven to be one of the least intelligent humans on this earth time and time again. This just tops it off.

L-Pink 03-20-2008 10:19 AM

Great interview

Kard63 03-20-2008 10:40 AM

I nominated this for thread of the month on GFY. I fuckin loved it.

Vendzilla 03-20-2008 10:45 AM

Maybe DMX can write Barack a theme song?

VeriSexy 03-20-2008 07:04 PM

lol... but hes a rapper

GrouchyAdmin 03-20-2008 07:06 PM

He's pretty fucking funny.

Horny Alf 03-20-2008 07:34 PM

lol awesome. BARACK??

pr0 03-20-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 13946477)
Maybe DMX can write Barack a theme song?

DMX & Michael Vick need to come out with a Joint together....

Call it "die dog die"....or "the chronic dog abusers"

InsertNameHere 03-20-2008 08:09 PM

They should have told X that nigga is half white as well. Would love to see how he would respond to that.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-20-2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13949272)
DMX & Michael Vick need to come out with a Joint together....

Call it "die dog die"....or "the chronic dog abusers"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-20-2008 09:50 PM

Crack head rappers say the funniest shit.


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