So I had a threesome yesterday
 

So I had a threesome yesterday. But here is the funny part. One of the girls told me she is 24 years old but she looked younger for sure. 18-20 I thought. At her place i saw her in a picture with a friend of mine. i asked her how she knows ******* and she said "Oh I went to school with her". And that girl I know for sure is only 19.

What a gripping story.

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Pictures or it didnt happen :winkwink:

awesome story. no, really...awesome

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this thread is useless without nightvision video...

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thats why you need a concealed cam

Sure, and I fucked 34 years old virgin twins yesterday

with all due respect, just because you may not be able to get laid, doesnt mean that nobody else on this board can. if i had a 3some yesterday, my friends would know, my dad would know, etc

did you tell her you knew how old the other chick was?

Thats amazing.

i didn't think calling her out on it would have done me any good

it wasn't meant to be a gripping story. you can read penthouse forum for that. I just thought it funny that this girl who is maybe 20 years old was lieing to me about her age to appear older (since I am 39) instead of me lieing to her about my age to appear younger.

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I was in a foursome last weekend Colin...




had to wash my balls afterwards because of the mud :winkwink:

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These were no virgins. Straight up slutty girls. Met them at the beach on Sunday.

well after the one girl was tired and wanted to go to bed but the other wanted to go out. I took her to a bar til 2 and then we hooked up again in my car. She left her bra in there. I mean really, you need me to take a pic of her bra and post the pic for you? (38 C natural BTW) :1orglaugh

Threesomes are always fun.

Christ, here.

http://linkification.com/linked/bra.jpg

Ok then, thanks for sharing.........

dude, teach me

"Damnit, Jim!"

I didn't really think it mattered but the whole story is this.

Last weekend a friend of mine called me from the beach and said "Colin, I have 7 girls here and I am the only guy. Come drink with us". So I asked him if they have valet there cuz parking sucks and I didn't really feel like dealing with walking a mile to the beach on an 86 degree day. It was 86 and sunny. he says "No, I have private parking". Turns out he owns the land in back of the bar on the beach so I was able to park there.

So anywhere I get there and he is there with 7 girls on the beach but I start talking to these two girls at the bar when getting my drinks. Turns out one of them lives just 6 minutes from me and the other one is visiting from about 3 hour drive away. the one girl keeps telling me she is 24 but that everyone thinks she looks so young. I'm a little suspicious at that point.

Anyway, we end up ditching the original 7 girls and hang out til about 2pm hopping from bar to bar, hitting the pool and hot tub and so on but nothing much really happens that night.

Then yesterday one of the girls calls me around noon and asks if I want to do something after work. So I call her back about 6 o'clock and she says she is too drunk to go out but that I can come over. So I grab a bottle of grey goose and some red bulls from my liquor cabinet for myself and head on over.

When I get there she and the other chick are wasted. I've been there just a few minutes and the girl flips up her "01" General Lee shirt and sticks her tits in my face. The other chick is sitting on the other couch. She tells me to suck her tits. The other girl is being a little shy but the girl sitting on my lap tells her to come over. She looked hotter than the first day i saw her when she had her hair pulled back all day cuz of hanging on the beach. She is 5'10" blonde with natural 38C tits. The other chick was about 5'1" with small natural tits and a really nice ass.

Anyway, i bang them both and then you know the rest of the story.

I still think the funny part is her lieing about her age.

Correct sir.

Good recovery.

Now you need to post pics to make this perfect.

how old are you?

.............39

im gonna toss some bras in my back seat and take pix

hat's off to you lad.
that's a 20 year age difference.

i love when girls lie to be older. it immediately makes me run away though. but i wind up doing that all the time anyway as i am a nicely married lad.

Why is it so hard to believe? I've had so many threesomes it's impossible to count ... I don't think it's hard to find girls to have sex with and I don't think people are necessarily lying about it ... damn, it's part of a lot of people's lives these days ...

:)

Yeah, I made up this story yesterday but couldn't post it until today because I had to get to a store that was open and selling bras which I knew I wouldn't be able to do before work this morning. So I drove to Victoria's Secret last night after work and bought a bra that I threw in the backseat of my car because i knew someone would "call me out". :1orglaugh