Cybernet Expo: Top Five Reasons to Attend
 

Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo

5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest.

4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you?ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won?t be left dry. You?ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let?s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it.

3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can?t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn?t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever? San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won?t be fake!

2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won?t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it?s a bit ?unconventional,? but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance!

1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player?s Ball that San Francisco won?t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women.

[Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah?s comments.]

sound interesting...Thanks for sharing that...:thumbsup

This is going to be a great show :thumbsup

I love the disclaimer :1orglaugh

How about some PRE-SHOW shout outs here... Got a lot of people committed to attending and/or sponsoring this years show... I look forward to seeing you in San Francisco!... AEBN, Naked Sword, Flashcash, DatingGold, RackCo, High Def Riches, Yappo Dollars, FTV Cash, Attorney Eric Bernstein, Hotmovies, Kink.com, Cybersocket, D$, GroobyBucks, AVN, Xbiz, Klixxx, FUBAR, Adult Chamber, Free Speech Coalition, Medium Pimpin, CCBill, Netbilling, Attorney Michael Fattorosi, Cherrypimps, TheBestPorn, Oprano, Adult Insider, Gay Mainstreet, Web Overdrive, HowIgotrich, DamageX, Moniker, Teasingbucks, TrafficDude, KickAss, Wanted List, Madison Avenue... Boy, as with all shoutouts, I apologize if I left you off this list!

Hope to see you there!
https://www.cybernetexpo.com/registration.php

Like every year, I am totally looking forward to CyberNet Expo -- and SF rocks, too!!!!

Dave

Can't wait :thumbsup

Never been to San Francisco before so I'm pretty excited... We're going to stay an extra week probably.

Yo Connor......

You forgot to mention the tour of the San Francisco Armory owned by kink.com..... I'm so looking foward to that!!!!

Hey man... "and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before"

:D

Sounds like an awesome time.
See everyone there!

I can't wait for this!

See you there LAJ:thumbsup

Yup, and if all that's not enough, my woman is starting a betting pool on whether or not I can continue my streak of not teabagging anyone. I've got two shows under my belt without breaking out the sack! "Hi. I'm Marc and I'm a teabag-aholic!".

Heh, in all seriousness this is shaping up to be one massively successful show and I'd like to thank LAJ in advance for all the work he and the YNOT crew have put into this thing.

It takes a lot these days for me to travel 24 hours from Manila to go to a show and I'm looking forward to the trip just so I can enjoy this show!

Too far I think for us to travel this time, but we got more business done at this show then anywhere else, certainly going to miss it.

Well I def. appreciate the good word dude... but you will be missed.

bump for what looks like a great show.

I had a great time at last year's show.

If I have anything left in me after Erotica LA I will make it.

Looks like a good one to me... I am looking forward to the tour of the armory...

Looking good Connor and J - very very good.

Cant wait!

Looks like this is going to be a great show and i think its good to see a lot of issues addressed such as costs for webmasters etc :thumbsup awesome job Connor

Just a reminder that Connor and I will be at the Phoenix Forum... we'll answer any questions you may have, and are looking to fill the last few remaining sponsorships and will even handle early bird signups.

Just reminding you that San Fran is going to be a great Cybernet - It is a destination many of you will want to visit for the first time or revisit again and again.

So, save some money and register for the 'early bird!

Airline fares are going up - grab them while you can at a decent rate.

This is going to be an excellent event - can't wait to return - will talk to you at the Forum :thumbsup

Cool... looking forward to it Joe!:thumbsup

Thanks Joe, you've always been a big supporter of Cybernet and we definitely appreciate that. :thumbsup

Looking forward to talking to you in Phoenix.

And you are there :)

LAJ made sure they chose San Fran cause he wanted to get his freak on in so many ways. I hear he's got different sex excursions planned for himself all weekend. Bondage, trannys, you name it he's planning on doing it at the show. :1orglaugh

Haha.. in all seriousness they put on a hell of a show where business always gets done. And plenty of fun to be had as well.

I am just happy I get to got to a show and sleep in my own bed. Looking forward a great show. Travel tip for all of you first timers to SF bring something warm for the night it gets cold.

Don't forget the FREE TBP Shotglasses and Tequilla shots at the Show and Sell!!!

6) free blowjobs in the bathrooms :Graucho :Graucho

That's a very nice list of reasons.

:)

You mean bring something or someONE warm. ;)

I grew up just two hours south of SF, so I know about the weather there. I like in TX now, so every summer when the temp gets to about 96 degrees, I find myself wishing I was back in the Bay Area. Haha.... I'm not a fan of the blazing heat.

I love the heat... so I'll be bundling up at night myself. I used to laugh at people like that growing up in the midwest. 60 degrees meant tshirt and shorts.

Hey Michael - will be cool to be in the VideoBox home town :winkwink: SF will be cold at night in June?

I'll definately be there man..I love SF, ever since my first time last year, I can't wait to visit again..

We had no plans to go to a show this year, but this one is sounding good so how can we not be there?

Looking forward to the show! SF is a great city and I am confident that this will be an excellent show for business and fun :)

sweeet my hometown. see yall there!

hey what venue is the party gonna be at? need help finding one? i've been a nightclub promoter here in san francisco for 5 years.

Which party you talking about? Cybersocket is doing the opening night and Players Ball is the 2nd night...

some of my best memories are from attending Cybernet Expos...

You don't say..:upsidedow

My first show years ago was a cybernet expo. It has morphed into a place where I can meet up with people who I have doing business with for years and people who are newer to the business. Makes for a nice balance and good opportunity.

:-)

you're gonna love it. :thumbsup

Bobby G! are you going? I seriously can't wait for this... and the party at the armory plus a players ball? That's the icing on the cake. See y'all there!

We are going to try to make this one. Busy time right now, so having to miss phx.

This is the show Ive been waiting for and when I heard this comment it was heaven :)

Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building :)

Well done LAJ and Conner see you in San Fran :thumbsup

well not sure about mentioning cybersocket and assured of getting laid in the same paragraph LOL - but definitely looks HOT !!

Looking forward to meeting you and Claire!

I'll be there :)

Congrats guys - this show will kick ass!