| tony286 |
03-17-2008 05:31 PM |
a joke: Airplane Cha
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.
'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat the same stuff- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'To which the
little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shit?
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