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firecracker 03-12-2008 02:41 PM

Woman sat on toilet for 2 years@!
 
WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years ? so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
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Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier.":helpme

Bojangles 03-12-2008 02:44 PM

What the fuck?

L-Pink 03-12-2008 02:48 PM

Now that's diarrhea.

Nicky 03-12-2008 03:03 PM

haha, some sick shit right there

Lace 03-12-2008 03:05 PM

2 fucking years?

northboy 03-12-2008 03:06 PM

she must have had a bad case of food poisining, i know there are some days I feel like I never leave the toilet too.

FlexxAeon 03-12-2008 04:02 PM

wow... i expected to get rick rolled

Fap 03-12-2008 04:24 PM

source?..

mynameisjim 03-12-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13913220)
source?..

I just saw it on MSNBC myself. I think it's legit. Crazy, but legit.

D Ghost 03-12-2008 04:41 PM

now that is some fucked up ass shit yo

AdPatron 03-12-2008 04:51 PM

Thats fucked up!

sicone 03-12-2008 05:00 PM

Whats fucked up is that they are considering charging the boyfriend... what did he do wrong?

st0ned 03-12-2008 05:02 PM

Now that is some weird shit.

After Shock Media 03-12-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 13913420)
Whats fucked up is that they are considering charging the boyfriend... what did he do wrong?

Left her alone, didnt call sooner, blah blah blah.

Obviously she has a few if not a whole lot of marbles loose. So I guess they may whip up some possible arms of the eldar abuse laws as they also apply to the infirm, the old, the mentally challenged, the dissabled, and so forth.

She is also not helping at all and they are not even sure if she is dissabled or whatnot so it would be some fucking hard case to pull. Seriously would need to pull some of that Law and Order crap to even get it as far as a trial.

shekinah 03-12-2008 05:15 PM

What for 2 years? that is insane!! I cannot live my life stuck for 2 years in that fucking toilet!:helpme:

VeriSexy 03-12-2008 10:51 PM

Wtf?!? that is insane

needlive 03-12-2008 10:57 PM

She must have a mental problem. Maybe a psychiatrist could help.

But for 2 years?

2012 03-12-2008 11:07 PM

she likes poo

Brother Bilo 03-12-2008 11:08 PM

Man, I can't even make it 8 hours sitting in my chair at work without walking around, who can you go 2 years without getting up?

Doesn't make sense, it's madness man

viencarl 03-13-2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13914657)
Man, I can't even make it 8 hours sitting in my chair at work without walking around, who can you go 2 years without getting up?

Doesn't make sense, it's madness man

yah you're right i use to walk once in a while because my back hurt


may be she stand some times lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

starpimps 03-13-2008 12:15 AM

i guess she had a poopybutt?

mrthumbs 03-13-2008 12:18 AM

ive been stuck in this place for almost six now.. i keep you all responsible

dav3 03-13-2008 12:28 AM

******* exposed?

Sarah_Jayne 03-13-2008 12:32 AM

Sometimes if can feel like I have been there two years but that is just messed up. The boyfriend is a real idiot too.

imabro 03-13-2008 03:02 AM

is like 3 years on GFY

SomeCreep 03-13-2008 03:10 AM

brrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

florin 03-13-2008 04:04 AM

craaazyyyy.....

Jens Van Assterdam 03-13-2008 04:30 AM

now thats a loooong ass shit!

Gunni 03-13-2008 06:14 AM

fucking hell, if I forget myself reading on the can for more than 10 minutes I get pins and needles in my legs when I get up. Her legs must be seriously fucked up by now

EuroRev_Stacey 03-13-2008 06:38 AM

she has fallen inlove with the toilet seat for 2 years that's why she doesnt want to leave :helpme

CDSmith 03-13-2008 06:42 AM

It's being reported on news radio today that she may have to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life due to infection in her legs.

She's obviously got mental problems, yes, but her idiot boyfriend sounds like the bigger loon. How do you go 2 years asking your woman "Hun, are you going to be long in there?" before the light bulb goes on above your head to call someone for help?

Axzar 03-13-2008 06:47 AM

Two people forgot to take their meds!

natas 03-13-2008 07:08 AM

"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."

i think they need to hire some new people right there

martinsc 03-13-2008 07:12 AM

that's so damn fucked up....

HotVaderMD 03-13-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13912469)
Now that's diarrhea.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 03-13-2008 09:50 AM

thats insane! what would make someone want to jsut sit in the bathroom for that long? did her man put a little tv in there or anything? thats crazy ....apparently she wasnt even heavy set

firecracker 03-13-2008 10:12 AM

I think the BF and her deserve each other...they had a "Normal relationship"? other then it just happened to be in the bathroom? THATS weird.

tiger 03-13-2008 10:36 AM

WTF?

Was she insane? Super fat? 2 years with out a bath/shower? How the fuck is that even possible. Who was bringing her food?

iheartbucks 03-13-2008 10:51 AM

wow thats nuts

Michaelious 03-31-2008 12:43 PM

This is hilarious! I can't stop laughing, stupid cow lol! So funny!

J. Falcon 03-31-2008 12:44 PM

Fucking disgusting.

BusterBunny 03-31-2008 12:49 PM

did the dude piss thru her legs or did he go in the sink?

snaker 03-31-2008 01:55 PM

heard about this on stern, crazy

nikki99 03-31-2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13912469)
Now that's diarrhea.

:1orglaugh


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