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Hi all.

I am looking for a programmer to work on some projects.

They are adult and mainstream, but mostly adult. This is a contract position and the candidate can be anywhere (meaning, you can work from home in your PJs for all I care, as long as the work gets done correctly). ;)

I have gone through 4 programmers in the last 6 months. I assure you it's not because I'm hard to work with. If I could actually get them to do the work, then one might be able to say that. LOL. They all say "Yeah - I can totally help you." Then I never hear anything on the projects we discussed. When I asked for status weeks or even a month after the initial discussion, I actually had 2 of them say "Did you want me to start that stuff now?"

This is not meant to be a a bitch session. I'm giving a little 411 around this so the right people respond to the post. If you do not have a sense of urgency and pleasure in doing your work, then you need not respond. We are looking for driven, self-starting people to join our team. We work very hard and can keep a programmer busy for a very long time. Is there anyone out there that wants to learn and make some money?

Here is the skill-set we are looking for:

HTML
PHP
MySQL
Smarty templating
CARMA
MAS
MPA3
NATS

Types of sites you will be working on:
Paysites
Retail
Affiliate Programs
Setting up Blogs and message boards

Must be extremely organized. Must be able to execute efficient naming conventions for site files and structures. Thorough in their work, not just in doing the programming itself. You must be able to question things and point out potential mistakes. Not just doing the work, but really seeing it through all phases of development and offer suggestions, solutions, etc. We want applicants that are awake and able to be proactive. We want you to think and have a voice (super cereal).

If you can work within these parameters and with these languages and softwares, great. If you know more, even better. Send me an email so we can talk. [email protected]

Thanks!

Hi,

I've just sent you a mail :)

Kindly check...

hey lindsay... pass that work off to another with the "burned by jon" brand on their ass! :Graucho

drop me an email... you know i can do the work

edit: i see you said email you so i will

you said we can work in PJ's but can we work naked? I prefer at least no pants.

If you want reliability, I'm 25, married and 2 kids ;) work online full time. Answer support emails through my phone any time I'm actually not at home.

Entertainmentscript is my primary coding project right now. An old project which I sold for a nice sum well over a year ago is gamescript.net (first arcade CMS which was huge back in the day but the guy I sold it to neglected it)

My main background is in various CMS's I've custom coded to fit my needs over the years. My first custom PHP CMS was seriously about 10 years ago when I ran an AMD athlon overclocking site (dead now) called athlonOC, back in the EARLY days of the AMD athlon this was a very popular site.

More background info available, emailing you now...

Hey Flexx!

Great to hear from a former KSEX vet. Funny how things work out, ehe? Please shoot me an email so I have your contact info. I haven't received anything from you yet.

Haha yes I was thinking that same thing. Glad you remember me :)

Just sent you the email. Wanted to make a proper presentation instead of just writing "gimme da job" lol

Hi Lindsay,

We can provide dedicated and competent staff who has the following skill-sets. Let's discuss more on chat at your earliest convenience.

I have sent you an email.

Heres a fine example of one of those "offshore" companies I was telling you about.

I had to take my sister to the hospital...
My hard drive crashed....would you like to buy storage space to back up all of your projects?

It is a holiday here we will be back in 9 days.

Would you like to buy storage sapce to back up all of your projects?

I was waiting for an email for you to give me tasks today. Our meil server crashed....would you like to buy storage space to back up all of your projects?