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firecracker 03-06-2008 09:03 PM

Condom size?
 
What size and brand of condoms do you use?
http://www.condomdepot.com/content/p...oup%20copy.jpg

shermo 03-06-2008 09:31 PM

I use the smallest I can find.

VeriSexy 03-06-2008 10:04 PM

trojan magnum baby

VikingMan 03-06-2008 10:06 PM

I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

Spunky 03-06-2008 10:12 PM

Real men use the pull out method

shake 03-06-2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

:thumbsup - good idea

CleopatraoftheNile 03-06-2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 13887712)
I use the smallest I can find.

sherm u goof!!!
Don't lie! I've seen you whip it out at parties:)

CleopatraoftheNile 03-06-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:
1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh: 1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I LOVE this comment!!!!!
See now I know.....I'm not coming over!!!
:)

Violetta 03-07-2008 12:33 AM

havent used one in a while

Danny B 03-07-2008 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

Brilliant :thumbsup

cranki 03-07-2008 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

good work :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 03-07-2008 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp

gornyhuy 03-07-2008 07:06 AM

Smaller Condoms for your tiny little pinky dick:
http://www.shopinprivate.com/lifsnugfitla.html


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Scott McD 03-07-2008 08:21 AM

I HATE condoms, so none !! :2 cents:

Jayvis 03-07-2008 08:26 AM

I use leftover pringles cans

VikingMan 03-07-2008 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13889295)
good work :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The funny thing is that I am not joking. Thre has been more than one pornstar who has left my house thinking. WFT just happened?!!!!

I USED to be a really great fuck. Now I just want the fastest line between point A and point B.

Another strange story, I rub elboys in Hollywood and work on music videos, small films, etc and one day a very famous director of photography (married with kids but this is Hollywood so he could still be gay) was over at my house because I was selling some gear to him. I want a job from this guy on his next movie right? Totally by accident I open up my kitchen droor to find a pen and a huge strip of Magnums is plainly visible. I swear this was by accident.

I am not sure if him seeing the Magnums had anything to do with it but the guy stayed and chatted (seriously this guy shoots some of the biggest $100M+ blockbusters) for like 2 hours. The next day he emails me a job offer on his next movie!!!!!

I don't know if the dude is secretly gay or if the Magnums even impress hetro guys subconciously, but they seem to impress people nonetheless.

Look for a guy at the Pheonix Forum who "keeps dropping" his wallet and a Magnum falls out in from of some serious players. That would be me:winkwink:

Tricking straight mega millionaire business men that you are hung may be more powerfull than wearing "risers" in your shoes to look talker. Hello Tom Cruise!

http://www.jordanisyourhomeboy.com/p...-holmes-04.jpg

shermo 03-07-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleopatraoftheNile (Post 13888325)
sherm u goof!!!
Don't lie! I've seen you whip it out at parties:)

Ya..I guess my 2 inches of dangling terror can be pretty impressive. :1orglaugh

tony286 03-07-2008 01:41 PM

i use shrink wrap

Eva PSC 03-07-2008 01:42 PM

some nice strategies here!! keep it up lol

lbc213 03-07-2008 01:45 PM

http://www.euroffice.co.uk/_image/it...e/924995_0.jpg
Held on with
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...774/185790.JPG

stickyfingerz 03-07-2008 01:46 PM

Hate em. Use Magnums when I have to though. Too tight. :Oh crap

polish_aristocrat 03-07-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13890220)
The funny thing is that I am not joking. Thre has been more than one pornstar who has left my house thinking. WFT just happened?!!!!

I USED to be a really great fuck. Now I just want the fastest line between point A and point B.

Another strange story, I rub elboys in Hollywood and work on music videos, small films, etc and one day a very famous director of photography (married with kids but this is Hollywood so he could still be gay) was over at my house because I was selling some gear to him. I want a job from this guy on his next movie right? Totally by accident I open up my kitchen droor to find a pen and a huge strip of Magnums is plainly visible. I swear this was by accident.

I am not sure if him seeing the Magnums had anything to do with it but the guy stayed and chatted (seriously this guy shoots some of the biggest $100M+ blockbusters) for like 2 hours. The next day he emails me a job offer on his next movie!!!!!

so what are you doing on this board? :error

After Shock Media 03-07-2008 01:47 PM

http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../Fingercot.jpg

VikingMan 03-07-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13891883)
so what are you doing on this board? :error

Paying the bills with porn. Plus, I can do whatever I please at any moment of the day. Thank you.

If I want to shoot a gang bang on Tuesday that does not mean I cannot shoot a music video on Friday, and a wedding on Saturday.

It is boring and EASY to live in just one dimension.:2 cents:

mrwilson 03-07-2008 02:12 PM

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...big-condom.jpg

abyss_al 03-07-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tiger 03-07-2008 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

You get the best answer award.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

DatingGold 03-07-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

:1orglaugh

Drake 03-07-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

:1orglaugh

CosmicTang 03-07-2008 03:36 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...QL._AA280_.jpg

Fap 03-07-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vendzilla 03-10-2008 11:55 AM

http://stormwarning.moonagewebdream....0/they-fit.JPG

SexualDragon 03-10-2008 12:51 PM

extra teenie for me:Oh crap

tranza 03-10-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13888092)
Real men use the pull out method

I couldn't agree more...

:thumbsup

Star 69 03-10-2008 02:22 PM

i do not use condoms

nylonfreaks 03-10-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13888092)
Real men use the pull out method

Absolute bollocks. Real men have the common sense to not want STD's or babies ;)

After Shock Media 03-10-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 13892360)

Isnt this sort of a form of bestiality?

CurrentlySober 03-10-2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13891884)


is that your cock?

TDF 03-10-2008 02:46 PM

http://realtalkny.rawkus.com/wp-cont...d_14FE1/lw.jpg

Rinaldo 03-10-2008 03:01 PM

hahahahaha

randykoolkat 03-10-2008 05:43 PM

magnums only

polish_aristocrat 03-10-2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 13892360)

such condom doesn't protect you from STD's....

Michaelious 03-31-2008 12:59 PM

Shoot my junk in her face method.

D Ghost 03-31-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleopatraoftheNile (Post 13888331)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:
1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh: 1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I LOVE this comment!!!!!
See now I know.....I'm not coming over!!!
:)

Hahahahahahaha :1orglaugh

teg0 03-31-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDF (Post 13902987)

market condoms to the hiphop crowd, funny.

KILL_FRENZY 03-31-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious (Post 14002380)
Shoot my junk in her face method.

classic but good method :winkwink:

Vick! 03-31-2008 03:42 PM

I wear their pussies while I fuck them..

MandyBlake 03-31-2008 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13888075)
I have magnums stocked inside the medicine cabinet for when girls visit my house and snoop around. They assume I am hung but by the time I am "inside" it is too late for them to change their minds. Plus, all I need are a few strokes and I am sleeping like a baby.

so i take it you don't get sucked off very much. lol

VikingMan 03-31-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14003359)
so i take it you don't get sucked off very much. lol

I got sucked off last night and she drank every drop. Thank you for asking :)


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