Achmed Holdings future plans for Lightspeed Cash - We make news.
 

We going to make the house pool areas to a training camp.

The minivan we going to fortify and make tank people carrier.

The models we going to make to soldier.

And the office we level to make new soccer field for make soldiers more skinny and shape.

This is all.

Location, Location, Location!

We too keep all current employees.

Most smart ones we train for explosive make.

Receptionist we teach for make special Hummus dip.

We ban burka wearing on Fridays.

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Talking to yourself is the first sign of of madness.

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Glad to hear casual Fridays are still going to happen.

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Achmed for Presidon't
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Will there be public giveheadings in the soccer stadium to increase moral?

yes

we fly in the most wanted men from all countries around the world for making the moral better for all employees.

Achmed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Lubna would like a ride in your minivan... in Arizona

must she pay you or will this be charity ride

I don't need his charity. I can pay in falafel.

omggggggggggggggggggggg

Eat this Achmed!

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She can pay me in the traditional ways of our country.


I am reasonable man.


See Achmed is funny.


I make joke.

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!! !!!!!!!111111111

Ok Belly Dancing
her stage name : Layla

LOL indeed :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You think I can't find you Marina!!

I mean ... stage name "Shehrezad". If I am dancing, so are you. I am getting us matching outfits as we speak. What do you think?

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*fake boobs not included :1orglaugh

No. Nice try northern joke make woman.

She pay Achmed in usage of long leg.

I make legitimate sale here.

I need sexytime too. I am stress man.

I always want to make night time funs with saudi arabian woman.

Shehrezad & Layla Bra size > IQ

testa would like to sell my first born to you
how much you pay ?

I must ask questions to make sale of baby.

Is baby from this testa?

If so.

Do baby come with same painted skin?

Do womens run when baby comes near?

And last question not relate to testa man.

Can baby live for long times alone without food and water?

Ok.

Thank you.

HAHAAH baby daddy might be testa but kid looks like ramos
how much you pay ? baby also bilingual

Marina said the baby no need food or water. Baby only need vodka.

Does this mean a new camel toe site is in the works?

oh boy oh boy

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How do I make contacts with this Lubna woman?

I must speak with her.

Carrier pigeon.

My telex machine is down.

^hahahah

Pigeon have name: Raja

Hello my beautiful long legs woman.

I am missing you.

Where have you been?

Come to Achmed.

I will take you on country ride aboard magic carpet and dine you on hummus and falafel till we are fat like American, then make passionate loves to you for at least 4 minutes of the night.

Me like, very nice

4 minutes??? Thats blasphemy. Islamic law says you can only have 2 minutes and we have to be married before even that happens. I must be wife #1 so you better start working on those divorces.

Don't think that I am easy like the rest of your 12 wives. :disgust

Is it legal in USA to marry tree?

Lol, nice one Juicy!!!

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh the master nick list is in trhe hands of like 8 people

Nice sig: Announcing of Beirut Damascus announcing of Damascus Beirut. Witness the Lebanese relationships!!

Allah Haukbar

If one more American say I am this Juicy man, I am coming to you your home.

I can assure you will not like.

Don't forget about the Achmed Dodgeballs ball games at the Phoenix party week!

We will have much fun.

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its not meeee

Why are you laughing at me Juicy man?

you can tell who's it is by cock size

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update so far we have smooth sale and happy