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Pornkings 10-08-2002 06:49 PM

Cheshire
 
Will you go to the Prom with me?

pr0 10-08-2002 06:54 PM

No she won't! She's all mine, & apparently mike69 is moving in on my territory. :(

Cheshire 10-08-2002 06:56 PM

you have to ask my dad, he's out in the gun shed cleaning his 12 gauge...

^R3K^ 10-08-2002 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
you have to ask my dad, he's out in the gun shed cleaning his 12 gauge...
One of my ex-girlfriends dad tryed that with me when i went over to her house for the first time..

We ended up hanging out in his garage drinking beer and cleaning guns all night..

Boy she was pissed but he didnt ever give us hell when we dated ;-))

Pornkings 10-08-2002 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
you have to ask my dad, he's out in the gun shed cleaning his 12 gauge...

Not a problem all dads like me:)

I'm your Boy next door
Not even a dad with a shotgun can scare me off.
Maybe we can go shooting together or fishing

Pornkings 10-08-2002 07:02 PM

So when is the best time I can fly you down to LA?
This weekend?

Just as friends :winkwink:

JustJen 10-08-2002 07:08 PM

HA! "Just as friends"... good one, Roger.

OK, I am going to actually say TWO nice things about Roger tonight (I must be getting soft)

1. Kindest soul ever and I do mean EVER
2. From what I hear: fab in bed

I personally vouch for #1 and if anyone ever finds out about #2, I want to know all the details, preferably a/v proof :)

Sly_RJ 10-08-2002 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by PornkingsJen
HA! "Just as friends"... good one, Roger.

OK, I am going to actually say TWO nice things about Roger tonight (I must be getting soft)

1. Kindest soul ever and I do mean EVER
2. From what I hear: fab in bed

I personally vouch for #1 and if anyone ever finds out about #2, I want to know all the details, preferably a/v proof :)

Hell, if I get a free weekend in Los Angeles I'll test out No. 2. So, where's my ticket?

DrewKole 10-08-2002 07:12 PM

This isn't the fucking love connection...

Who cares about vouching for someone's character on this forum, when relating to "dating".

Use ICQ, its less embarassing.

Cheshire, I can get my mom in here if you want... Though that one may backfire.

DrewKole 10-08-2002 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Hell, if I get a free weekend in Los Angeles I'll test out No. 2. So, where's my ticket?

In my front pocket... $10 if you can get it without touching my wang.

JustJen 10-08-2002 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


In my front pocket... $10 if you can get it without touching my wang.



Shouldn't be too hard considering all the room in there.


don't yell at me... you opened yourself up for that one:)

DrewKole 10-08-2002 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by PornkingsJen




Shouldn't be too hard considering all the room in there.


don't yell at me... you opened yourself up for that one:)

Actually, I set Sly up for that one... both you and Roger need to learn how to wait your turn...

JustJen 10-08-2002 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


Actually, I set Sly up for that one... both you and Roger need to learn how to wait your turn...

boo hoo... I never learned that lesson.

Pornkings 10-08-2002 07:46 PM

I always want what I can't have thats my problem.

But I love the challenge

beerbust03 10-08-2002 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
Will you go to the Prom with me?
THat's the sweetest thing I've ever heard......

Say yes Cheshire, say yes.

DrewKole 10-08-2002 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03


THat's the sweetest thing I've ever heard......

Say yes Cheshire, say yes.

Hmm, go into a Porn with me?

Sly_RJ 10-08-2002 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


Hmm, go into a Porn with me?

:(

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03


THat's the sweetest thing I've ever heard......

Say yes Cheshire, say yes.

Why thank you beerbust 03.

Or shall I call you sophisticated woman

DrewKole 10-08-2002 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings


Why thank you beerbust 03.

Or shall I call you sophisticated woman

Put a leash on it, Romeo

JustJen 10-08-2002 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


Put a leash on it, Romeo

lol. good luck!!!

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


Put a leash on it, Romeo

Drew havn't you heard I'm taking your girl.:)

May the best man win
:thumbsup

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
you have to ask my dad, he's out in the gun shed cleaning his 12 gauge...

sounds like he's getting ready for a wedding?

do I hear church bells?


was that mike69 hiding in the corner?

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



sounds like he's getting ready for a wedding?

do I hear church bells?


was that mike69 hiding in the corner?

The only bells you guys will be hearing is when I pop drew in the head.

Then take his girl from him LOL

JustJen 10-08-2002 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings


The only bells you guys will be hearing is when I pop drew in the head.

Then take his girl from him LOL

Ewww, yeh a fight! Get sweaty boys!

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 08:26 PM

careful, drew's idea of a fight involves jello and spandex.

JustJen 10-08-2002 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
careful, drew's idea of a fight involves jello and spandex.
Even better!

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:28 PM

I'll fight for the woman I love..

i think we scared Cheshire away or she's with her dad and his shotgun waiting

DrewKole 10-08-2002 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


Drew havn't you heard I'm taking your girl.:)

May the best man win
:thumbsup

What girl? I'm not jealous, you're being a dork...

I don't play fair anyways... Texas Law, I'd just lure you into my room where it's legal to shoot your ass. =)

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:31 PM

Damn and I was just in Houston texas this weekend.

I should have dropped by. To school you with your own gun

Call me a dork I'm just having fun
But I always get what I want:winkwink:

Cheshire 10-08-2002 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
I'll fight for the woman I love..

i think we scared Cheshire away or she's with her dad and his shotgun waiting

Actually I think it was when you started hitting on another girl ~ you should restrict your odds playing to the casino, lover boy.

DrewKole 10-08-2002 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings
Damn and I was just in Houston texas this weekend.

I should have dropped by. To school you with your own gun

Call me a dork I'm just having fun
But I always get what I want:winkwink:

School me with my own gun? Lol. Sorry bud, you'd be spending a night in jail, I used to party with half the SAPD. =)

Stop trying to impress Cheshire, with your big talk. Because we both know you're all talk, and apparently, not enough game.

Pornkings 10-08-2002 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


School me with my own gun? Lol. Sorry bud, you'd be spending a night in jail, I used to party with half the SAPD. =)

Stop trying to impress Cheshire, with your big talk. Because we both know you're all talk, and apparently, not enough game.

Drew your the one following my lead. I just had to see if you would post under my Ranked #1 thread.
When you have your own company then you can play in my sand.Until then All the cats will just shit in your litter box



Cheshire your breaking my heart. who else did I hit on?
Your the only one for me

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings

Drew your the following my lead.


Cheshire your breaking my heart. who else did I hit on?
Your the only one for me

I hope English isn't your first or second language, if it is, SUE YOUR HIGHSCHOOL RIGHT NOW. There is no time to lose.

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings

Drew your the one following my lead. I just had to see if you would post under my Ranked #1 thread.
When you have your own company then you can play in my sand.Until then All the cats will just shit in your litter box



Cheshire your breaking my heart. who else did I hit on?
Your the only one for me

I've had my own company for 5 years... who cares? You bringing all of your employees here to JUST spam, shows exactly where your company is right now. =)

If the extra $5 you make a day off spamming this board, is enough to prove your lack of dignity...

Then by all means, spam away. =) I haven't seen a banner for ya here... too cheap to pay the $1k?

Pornkings 10-08-2002 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Actually I think it was when you started hitting on another girl ~ you should restrict your odds playing to the casino, lover boy.
What other girl? Your the only one for me.
But I understand if your not interested:( I was just looking for a fun date to my prom

I gave it a whirl

:)

Pornkings 10-08-2002 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


I've had my own company for 5 years... who cares? You bringing all of your employees here to JUST spam, shows exactly where your company is right now. =)

If the extra $5 you make a day off spamming this board, is enough to prove your lack of dignity...

Then by all means, spam away. =) I haven't seen a banner for ya here... too cheap to pay the $1k?

Man you are weak. I had a business for 5 years blah blah blah what happened it must suck to work for someone else again.
But I guess you didn't invest your money properly.

Then again you have a problem with my spamming the boards
did you know the company you work for was built on spammers?
Like most of the industry.

Sorry you need to follow my lead to get attention but I don't see any fucked up post about me.

and most of the guys with traffic on this board send it to me not you.
I could go on but its a waste of my time.

The bottom line is I'm here to build business relationships and now i'm having a little fun.

also BTW you guys are sending traffic to one of my programs and I bet you don't know which one LOL but thank for the 1 sale a day you send me your converting 1/300 with us

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings


Man you are weak. I had a business for 5 years blah blah blah what happened it must suck to work for someone else again.
But I guess you didn't invest your money properly.

Then again you have a problem with my spamming the boards
did you know the company you work for was built on spammers?
Like most of the industry.

Sorry you need to follow my lead to get attention but I don't see any fucked up post about me.

and most of the guys with traffic on this board send it to me not you.
I could go on but its a waste of my time.

The bottom line is I'm here to build business relationships and now i'm having a little fun.

also BTW you guys are sending traffic to one of my programs and I bet you don't know which one LOL but thank for the 1 sale a day you send me your converting 1/300 with us

Building business relationships? Your first post here was, Who are the players? I wanna talk to you, not the little bitches that can't send me lots of $$$ every day.

You're here to spam, and to get more people into your program...
Thats why you get 95% of the people here saying, "I've never used your program, or maybe I'll use your program now" It's because barely anyone knows who the hell you are. =)

Voted #1 by who? The 10 people that use your program?

Your sites look like shit, reminds me of the makingbank bullshit, like they were designed by 3 year olds.

Looks like you're getting penis envy again Roger. Just keep thinking you're the #1 program on the net, and maybe you'll think it... The rest of us will just be laughing.

And yes, I'm a little guy, I most likely make less money than you, you probably have a nicer car, and you're definitely older than me.

What do you have next for me brainiac? Wanna compare penis sizes? How about how many chicks we've fucked? What about height? Body weight? Vegas losses last year? Vegas wins last year? How many people know me? How many people know you?

Do me a favor, stand up, walk outside, get in your car, drive to the grocery store, and stand up in the middle of it, saying how you're Roger, and you make lots of money, and own your own company.

And then realize how your company, your life, and getting people to envy you, isn't all life is about.

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 09:23 PM

drew, what program do you work for?

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
drew, what program do you work for?
A Lending Firm, Siccash, and myself.

Looking for a job again?

Lexxx 10-08-2002 09:29 PM

stop whining

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


A Lending Firm, Siccash, and myself.

Looking for a job again?


never head of Siccash. Are they are credit card processing company?

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Lexxx
stop whining
I convert 1:50 with Lexxx, listen to him!

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



never head of Siccash. Are they are credit card processing company?

Yes, siccashbill.com. We take Visa from all countries! And you won't lose your rebills either...

Sign up with me today, and I'll give you a free sensual massage with whipped cream and jello Sleazy.

I already bought the case of whipped cream...

Btw, what do you guys call canadian bacon up in canada?

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


Yes, siccashbill.com. We take Visa from all countries! And you won't lose your rebills either...

Sign up with me today, and I'll give you a free sensual massage with whipped cream and jello Sleazy.

I already bought the case of whipped cream...

Btw, what do you guys call canadian bacon up in canada?


Ok, lets see just how POPULAR siccash is. Obviously you host galleries for TGPs - thus your alexia ranking would be VERY HIGH from all that massive amount of traffic flowing through your incredible galleries...


what was the url so we can check the ranking?

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



Ok, lets see just how POPULAR siccash is. Obviously you host galleries for TGPs - thus your alexia ranking would be VERY HIGH from all that massive amount of traffic flowing through your incredible galleries...


what was the url so we can check the ranking?

What is alexia? I think you mean alexa? Alexa is pointless, but I'll feed your curiousity... =)

We just recently started adding hosted galleries, so that shouldnt be an issue.

siccash.com vs sleazydream.com

sicfreehost.com vs sleazydream.com

What do the #'s say?

Pornkings 10-08-2002 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


A Lending Firm, Siccash, and myself.

Looking for a job again?

If you knew me at all you would understand I don't care about how much i make or how big we are.

Do your research on me then you can speak about whatever you want. I've been doing this before you knew what the internet was.

We were Mirage Marketing before.
Because we were a mIrage get it? I never said we were the biggest and if we were you would never know.

Do you know why I launched Pornkings.com?
Because back in the day four company's called themselves the big 4 so I did it as a joke and they all know that. Plus its a great name and its easy to brand. so there you go

And you think i only have 10 webmasters name any sponsor and I will tell you if they are sending me traffic. I will even have them come on the board to shut you up. and if there not working with me its because we havn't had time to do a traffic deal.

See now if you were nice to me I might have employed you.
What happend to SIC cash? why don't you work there anymore

I though we put all this behind us.

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 09:38 PM

siccash ranked 858 -

sleazydream 204


time for you to start licking my boots boy

Pornkings 10-08-2002 09:42 PM

And drew thanks for bumping my thread for me:thumbsup

I've already got about 15 new webmasters join our program because of it:thumbsup they know whats up

DrewKole 10-08-2002 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings


If you knew me at all you would understand I don't care about how much i make or how big we are.

Thats why you have to keep mentioning how many sponsors use you?

Nothing happened to siccash, except for a bunch of tight sites coming out in the near future.

I don't promote programs because other sponsors put them in their EXIT consoles...

Again, you were on the net before I was? I doubt that. =) I've always been a geek.

SleazyDream 10-08-2002 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


What is alexia? I think you mean alexa? Alexa is pointless, but I'll feed your curiousity... =)

What do the #'s say?

yeah - traffic is pointless. money is pointless. everything is pointless - lets all bow down and WORSHIP this moron.


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