I Need Green Card
 

I am 27 year, nice girl from country Iran. I made from my dad juice into my mom. I come out my mom pink taco.

You are kind American man.

I cook to you and help with you house. You marry to me and I am citizen with stay to you.

You can sex other women when you marry to me. I don't have bush. You can sex my grandma if you like bush.

You give my dad 3 sheep to marry to me. You buy extra candy bar and lotto at my dad store so he like you. You give extra tip to my uncle when he taxi to you.

I gym and have tight body for you.

I like very many American fun. I like you to me to tea bag me in the every morning. I like you to me to poke me in the every night.

I like very many animals. I like camel to carry my stuff to you house. If you like, I will camel toe for you.

You like to me?
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I just got this email

Sounds like a good deal to me. The sheep would come in handy.

"I send pic"?

lol winner

Juicy hitting on you again?

what a lucky guy you are Eric:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

go for it Eric and the bonus is her dad seems to have his own store :thumbsup

haha thats the first thing I thought :1orglaugh



juicccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Hahaha, sounds like Philip and Cory are bored.

lol never got that one yet

LOL wtf?! :1orglaugh

Sent I that e-mail you in privates!

thats funnny.

Now Juicy Stop sending him those.

Ask for pics! :thumbsup

Hook Juicy up with The Boss and the Incredible Dollars - middle eastern topics seem to fit him ..

yo if anybody needs green cards lmk i know a guy

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh You have to ask for pics

i just thought if "up-burqa" might be a niche compared to "up-skirt"....

u need one? hit me up

Will76 sent it im sure

I can sell you a good domain: greencardforbukkake.com

me like it long time

hahahha wtfff

lol, sorry I had to send that to you..

Damn, you always seem to get the good ones! No bush, candy and sheep! :pimp

:1orglaugh I love it.

sounds like an american wrote it :)

thats so damn funny, and so damn fake .. lol

Sounds like a keeper!

i sent that to tenderloins

Eric your sig is too big in width bro please make smaller or i will have to make mine bigger than yours by 1 px

top it goes..sexy time for eric :thumbsup

and ? are you gonna do it or what ?

Yup, he did it................... here SHE is :Graucho
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...767/z11295.jpg

you can tell he's already grabbing her ass:upsidedow

Instant Crassic...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh hahaha funny text :thumbsup

Now that was some solid spam hilarity! Love reading great spam in the office...I'm sure it's common elsewhere :)

spooky lol