Is the Bible fiction or non-fiction?
 

Just would like your opinion on this. Please remember that it was written by men, and not one alone.

Oh, I'm sure it's 100% unbiased fact handed down, much as the Koran, the Book of Mormon, and the prophet Edgar Cayce.

It's both.

It's a collection of ancient stories, fables, and histories - presented as a holy text.

thanks for taking the words Right out of my mouth:1orglaugh

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You guys really do get bored, don't you?

Which color is better? Blue or green? :)

If we solve this tonight there are going to be alot of pissed off people.

Green.

Because it has Blue in it... AND Yellow.

You get 2 colors instead of just 1.

2 > 1.

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You're wrong. Blue is a TRUE COLOR. Green is not even a color. It's just a mix of Blue and Yellow.

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Seems believable enough.

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fiction :)

IMO.

It was word of God and was 100% true, until some old saints made changes to it, according to their personal likes/dislikes, for their personal gains, after Jesus.

"High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy."


http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/hig...402497518.html

Good to see you exposing your idiotic self once again - you fucking block head.

God will punish you for doubting his holy word. The bible is God's word and you doubt that it is 100% true. I hope he rips your tiny nut off and shoves it up your fat ass. The other nut was probably removed by doctors because of cancer . . . . right?


I wish you had to make it in the "real" world without government support of any kind you fucking freak.

I used to teach religion, and don't feel one can make a unilateral statement, as the Bible is neither all fact nor all fiction.

Exactly the point of most . . . the bible is NOT ALL FACT so it can't be the word of god.


God wouldn't fill a book with "fiction" and tell us it is "fact" right? Oooops! I think you might have just angered the "Gods."


God is looking for you. He said something about "Fucking You Up" for calling his holy text "fiction." Sorry, I couldn't deny that you were calling his holy text, "fiction." He will be contacting you very soon. Do you feel the cancer yet?

Before, or after the money shot? :thumbsup

Out of meds, again? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You win the ring...but I will also add...parables.

Jesus is lord!.hallelujah

You are such a fucking infected fag.


I hope God strikes you down to demonstrate that he won't put up with fucking shit logs (like YOU) walking the earth.


Now I'll add laughing things to make this as funny as your post!

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Vick! you fucking moron - God is going to fuck you in your ass for calling his "holy" text a work of fiction. Get ready to be ass raped again you fat slob!




God is great!

you are nothing but a clown .. every post of yours makes me laugh harder .. carry on :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Wonder why you got banned yet again.... Who would have seen it coming?

Well, IMO the Bible is a a collection of fables used to teach "morality" to us stupid humans. It's a very inaccurate and biased history book at the very best.

Will cockroaches create a "bible" when humans are extinct? Did the dinosaurs have a god that created them in his/her/its image?

Religion is still the #1 cause of all the worlds wars and "problems". So technically the bible, torah, koran, etc... are all being used as war propaganda these days.

Yay!

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.

pure fiction .... the real thing is that book El Ron Hubbard wrote.

Why don't you stop to think about when it was written. They did not know about evolution back then.

Not really, almost no non-fundamentalist demomination takes a literal interpretation of the bible.

it's just story

How does the ignorance of the time in which it was written affect the summation? It's essentially the point.

It's nonsense.

You're missing the point. This is the word of god. People may not have known about evolution back then... but "god" did. :1orglaugh

I agree:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

It's as real as Harry Potter...

I think it is the greatest story ever told, but it has so much fiction sprinkled with truth.

You are correct. Fundamentalists are the only ones who believe the bible...and only the King James version of the bible...to be the inerrant...literal word of God.

depends on whether you are discussing light or reflected light.

The primary colors for mixing light are considered to be red, green and blue but for reflected light is magenta cyan and yellow .

I think the primaries are arbitrary though. you are just combining light of reflected light of different wavelengths

and what about the fundamentalists? :helpme

:2 cents:

And parables.

Moses was on fucken shrooms man. They were just running around the desert shrooming

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Sure, and one can infer documents like P, E, J and M, L, Q.

Fictional poetry loosely based on actual events written in a time where humanity barely had a grasp on what reality is.

I love this picture! Perhaps says it best? I also like black...Just because