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notoldschool 03-02-2008 10:46 AM
Idiot has freind shoot him to get out of going to work...
 
Im amazed each day by how dumb people can be.

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Dirty F 03-02-2008 10:46 AM
Probably a junkie like you.

notoldschool 03-02-2008 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13858072)
Probably a junkie like you.

:321GFY :stoned :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hostile_anal_invasion 03-02-2008 10:50 AM
Dumb . . . . . . or brilliant?????

Dirty F 03-02-2008 10:51 AM
If you shoot yourself and later admit it to the pigs than youre far from brilliant.

Spunky 03-02-2008 11:28 AM
His friend should have aimed for his head..stupid fuck

Zuzana Designs 03-02-2008 11:33 AM
Now thats a fucking retarded act ...

baddog 03-02-2008 11:41 AM
Reminds me of a similar (but not quite as drastic) act I did for a buddy many years ago.

We had gone to our favorite watering hole and he picked up on one of the choice numbers he was famous for. This one was not only a freak, but liked to leave her mark, in the way of a large hickey on his neck.

Since he had a long time favorite girlfriend, he was a little bummed as Liz was going to be pissed if/when she saw that.

What to do, what to do?

Gary's brilliant idea was to have me slug him repeatedly on the neck, over the hickey, in an attempt to cause bruising sufficient enough to cover the hickey. He would then tell her he had been in a fight.

While not convinced this was really going to work, I did as he requested since he was my best friend.

The results were less than desirable.

VDB-Design 03-02-2008 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by hostile_anal_invasion (Post 13858083)
Dumb . . . . . . or brilliant?????
What is brilliant? The news he have been caught or the IDEA?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DjiXas 03-02-2008 11:52 AM
Lol. Fucked up world...

Deputy Chief Command 03-02-2008 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13858288)
Reminds me of a similar (but not quite as drastic) act I did for a buddy many years ago.

We had gone to our favorite watering hole and he picked up on one of the choice numbers he was famous for. This one was not only a freak, but liked to leave her mark, in the way of a large hickey on his neck.

Since he had a long time favorite girlfriend, he was a little bummed as Liz was going to be pissed if/when she saw that.

What to do, what to do?

Gary's brilliant idea was to have me slug him repeatedly on the neck, over the hickey, in an attempt to cause bruising sufficient enough to cover the hickey. He would then tell her he had been in a fight.

While not convinced this was really going to work, I did as he requested since he was my best friend.

The results were less than desirable.


this makes sense . . .your friends are dumbfucks and so are you ! :thumbsup

Bojangles 03-02-2008 01:03 PM
Lol. What the fuck.

VeriSexy 03-03-2008 03:32 AM
lol... too bad it didn't work

lazycash 03-03-2008 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by hostile_anal_invasion (Post 13858083)
Dumb . . . . . . or brilliant?????
Do you really have to ask, trying to sell sexy ladies.com for 150k is real dumb.

ModelPerfect 03-03-2008 04:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13858288)
Reminds me of a similar (but not quite as drastic) act I did for a buddy many years ago.

We had gone to our favorite watering hole and he picked up on one of the choice numbers he was famous for. This one was not only a freak, but liked to leave her mark, in the way of a large hickey on his neck.

Since he had a long time favorite girlfriend, he was a little bummed as Liz was going to be pissed if/when she saw that.

What to do, what to do?

Gary's brilliant idea was to have me slug him repeatedly on the neck, over the hickey, in an attempt to cause bruising sufficient enough to cover the hickey. He would then tell her he had been in a fight.

While not convinced this was really going to work, I did as he requested since he was my best friend.

The results were less than desirable.
Us grapplers just say it was gi burn. Of course sometimes we legitimately get gi burn and the girlfriend refuses to believe that's what it is...


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