My rant on text message forwarders!
 

You forwarded me your retarded fucking emails that I immediately deleted and the stupid chain letters that no one gives a fuck about except you. But email alone wasn't a good enough way to bug me and now you forward me all your stupid fucking text messages, too!?!

FUCK YOU! I don't want to see Homer Simpson and Barney finger-cuffing Marge. I don't want to see a pussy stretched open beyond the threshold of it's elastic capability while someone makes a grunting, growling noise. I don't care if I'm a shoe-in for the cock sucking competition...it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Some dipshit actually forwarded me a picture of some dude's nutsack and it said, "You've been tea-bagged! Pass it on.". Yeah, let me get right on that. Let's see, which one of my friends would be interested in receiving a random image of another man's nutsack. I wonder. :helpme

It's annoying that every method of communication is used by jackasses that think forwarding their garbage somehow justifies their existence. If you're one of those forwarders of text messages...go fuck yourself!

That is all. </rant>