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dav3 02-28-2008 04:36 PM

Has anyone here Invented anything?
 
Are there any inventors here?

Any advice you would give yourself, if you could start over?

What are some good sites for newbie inventors?

Dennis Rodman 02-28-2008 04:38 PM

I have several patents, so I guess that would call me an inventor.

baddog 02-28-2008 04:45 PM

Well, I was an investor in an invention that should have prevented me from ever working again.

My advice: Realize when it is time to pass tasks along to the professionals. You can't do it all yourself.

baddog 02-28-2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman (Post 13847832)
I have several patents, so I guess that would call me an inventor.

Not necessarily. Depends on the patent.

Dennis Rodman 02-28-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13847867)
Well, I was an investor in an invention that should have prevented me from ever working again.

My advice: Realize when it is time to pass tasks along to the professionals. You can't do it all yourself.

This post answers your second :2 cents:

Eriic 02-28-2008 05:18 PM

Don't use any Invention company no matter how good they sound. "Everyone of them are scam companies.."

Use a Patent Attorney or an Agent and be sure you do your homework before you spend any money at all.

Diligent 02-28-2008 06:03 PM

I've got a Perpetuum Mobile prototype in the attic, just waiting for the energy crisis to escalate... then I'm gonna rake in the dough!


On a serious note & back on topic: my tip has already been posted I think, but; be semi-paranoid about Your stuff - hush *extremely* until You have a proper patent.

Wilbo 02-28-2008 06:30 PM

I invented the peanut butter and ketchup sandwich. It's gonna be HUGE!!!

Swish 02-28-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo (Post 13848396)
I invented the peanut butter and ketchup sandwich. It's gonna be HUGE!!!

I've made a peanut butter and mustard sandwich before, I know it sound weird, but my Dad said he made them as a kid and it wasn't that bad

baddog 02-28-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 13848478)
I've made a peanut butter and mustard sandwich before, I know it sound weird, but my Dad said he made them as a kid and it wasn't that bad

Well, scratch that one off my list then.

hostile_anal_invasion 02-28-2008 06:50 PM

My great grandfather invented the "demountable" tire rim for the automobile. Obviously this was in the 1800's.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-28-2008 06:50 PM

AlienQ invented most of the adult internet as we know it...

http://www.ialien.com/level.jpg

ADG

crockett 02-28-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13847817)
Are there any inventors here?

Any advice you would give yourself, if you could start over?

What are some good sites for newbie inventors?

yea never tell anyone your ideas..

hostile_anal_invasion 02-28-2008 06:53 PM

The guy who invented the "Super Soaker" squirt gun was an appliance repair man. He got his idea when working on a refrigerator compressor.

He went around for years trying to get his product going. Then he became FILTHY rich!

hostile_anal_invasion 02-28-2008 06:56 PM

Remember those little swivel connectors for your corded phones?

A patent attorney invented that little swivel device to prevent your phone cord from getting tangled.

One day he was on his phone at his desk and he was reaching for something and his phone cord knocked over his coffee and it went all over his desk.

He got so pissed that he started trying to figure out how to avoid that. He ended up making MILLIONS from that little idea.

Kard63 02-28-2008 06:56 PM

I invented the dutch oven. I swear I did it first.

The_Truth_Will_Hurts 02-28-2008 06:58 PM

Ralph Nader is our savior
Vote for Ralph Nader and let's say no to taxes...

niche25 02-28-2008 07:00 PM

Hot Carl

hostile_anal_invasion 02-28-2008 07:02 PM

Imagine, you are just one idea away from being stinking rich and very powerful.

Eriic 02-28-2008 07:02 PM

I invented the official automated Nose Picker!

My mistake I mean I married one:(:disgust

fujiko 02-28-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 13848538)
I invented the official automated Nose Picker!

My mistake I mean I married one:(:disgust

haha .. :1orglaugh

L-Pink 02-28-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Truth_Will_Hurts (Post 13848524)
Ralph Nader is our savior
Vote for Ralph Nader and let's say no to taxes...

Try reducing the size of your political sig, it's as annoying as Ralph.


(only pussies can't handle trailing-throttle oversteer)

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SomeCreep 02-28-2008 07:20 PM

internet, invented i did.

baddog 02-29-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hostile_anal_invasion (Post 13848518)
Remember those little swivel connectors for your corded phones?

A patent attorney invented that little swivel device to prevent your phone cord from getting tangled.

One day he was on his phone at his desk and he was reaching for something and his phone cord knocked over his coffee and it went all over his desk.

He got so pissed that he started trying to figure out how to avoid that. He ended up making MILLIONS from that little idea.

Almond Stroger invented the Stroger Switch which enabled people to dial telephone numbers directly without having to go thru the operator.

He did it because he was a mortician and was convinced that the operator was sending his potential business to his competition.

baddog 02-29-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13848602)
Try reducing the size of your political sig, it's as annoying as Ralph.


(only pussies can't handle trailing-throttle oversteer)

\http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i220938_65corvair.jpg

.

I saw a girl driving a Corvair when I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago. The body looked great.


















the car wasn't bad either

cheekycherry 02-29-2008 01:03 PM

I invented the question mark

jakethedog 02-29-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13851443)
I saw a girl driving a Corvair when I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago. The body looked great.














the car wasn't bad either




I had a 1965 Corvair 500 coupe 20 or so years ago .. leaked oil like crazy but was a fricken blast .

GrouchyAdmin 02-29-2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo (Post 13848396)
I invented the peanut butter and ketchup sandwich. It's gonna be HUGE!!!

I invented the peanut butter and horseradish sandwich when I was 12, and wanted something familiar, but spicy.

Don't do that.

Vick! 02-29-2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13847867)
My advice: Realize when it is time to pass tasks along to the professionals. You can't do it all yourself.

great tip!

Jace 02-29-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diligent (Post 13848262)
my tip has already been posted I think

yeah, you posted it last night when we cybered

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RedShoe 02-29-2008 03:12 PM

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876. The first words he spoke on his telephone were, "Watson, come here. I need you." Watson was his assistant's name.

That happened in 1875-76. However Antonio Meucci had a working telephone since 1848 in Havana and a perfected model by 1871. On that year Meucci filed for and obtained a patent(caveat #3335) for the telephone. To say that Bell invented the telephone is erroneous. Meucci invented it. The unfortunate thing about Meucci is that he did not renew the caveat 3335 for lack of money. Had he renwed it, Bell would not have been granted a patent. Bell knowing the facts applied and was granted a patent. Bell is not the inventor. He simply commercialized what had been invented by Meucci and made a fortune whereas Meucci died poor and destitute..

Roald 02-29-2008 03:42 PM

AlienQ invented inventing :2 cents:

Dirty F 02-29-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13848492)
AlienQ invented most of the adult internet as we know it...

http://www.ialien.com/level.jpg

ADG

Is that AlienQ?

Dirty F 02-29-2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hostile_anal_invasion (Post 13848518)
Remember those little swivel connectors for your corded phones?

A patent attorney invented that little swivel device to prevent your phone cord from getting tangled.

One day he was on his phone at his desk and he was reaching for something and his phone cord knocked over his coffee and it went all over his desk.

He got so pissed that he started trying to figure out how to avoid that. He ended up making MILLIONS from that little idea.

Its because of my (lack of) english i guess that i dont understand what you mean? Any pics?

suesheboy 02-29-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 13848015)
Don't use any Invention company no matter how good they sound. "Everyone of them are scam companies.."

Use a Patent Attorney or an Agent and be sure you do your homework before you spend any money at all.

Great advice.

baddog 02-29-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 13852409)
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876. . . .

To say that Bell invented the telephone is erroneous.

I don't recall anyone saying Bell invented the telephone in this thread, besides you.


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